Alissa's Pov:

Again, I woke up with the feeling of pain. I seriously hate headaches, they suck, just like High School does.

The sound of something metallic made me open my eyes to see… absolutely darkness.

I was somewhere really dark, the kind of dark that you can barely see your hand in front of your eyes. My wrists were heavy and there was something cold around them, the metallic sound came from what I guess, are chains.

"Hello there, Darth Vader, can you turn on the lights? I love the dark side of the force, but I kind of need light to see, ya know." I said out loud to no one in particular, the sarcasm evident in my voice as I spoke.

Maybe I'm still in that weird ass dream with Sasori, but something in the pit of my stomach told me it was not a dream, that it was absolutely real. Or it could also be hunger, I'm always hungry.

As on clue, a roar came from me like the growl of a thousand dragons, ready to eat me from the inside out.

And with the hunger feeling came another one, one of emptiness that had nothing to do with my hunger, it was a feeling that left a cold shiver run down my spine.

'Where's my phone?'

The panic and anxiety were slowly taking control of my mind and body, all scenarios passed through my mind and none too pleasant, my whole body trembled with the mere thought of losing my precious baby.

All my life was in there! My K-pop, my fanfictions, my social medias, MY K-POP POR GOODNESS SAKE! HOW WILL I LIVE WITHOUT MY K-POP?!

I was so lost in the abyss that was my mind that I didn't even hear the metal door being open, nor have I felt the strong pair of hands that were taking me away from the cell- I think it was a cell- I was in, but soon enough, a loud voice brought me back.

"Oi, look at that, the bitch's so fucking scared that she is trembling like a fucking shit ass leaf." Said the voice, and as soon as my eyes took a look around me, I knew it wasn't a dream.

I must have gone insane, I should have listened to Kate, now I'm somewhere with all the Akatsuki members… ALIVE.

How can this shit be possible? They were all there. Hidan, the one that "woke me" from my thoughts, Kisame was giving me his shark like grin, Sasori was looking at me with his bored eyes, Deidara was… what the fuck, is the bastard really checking me out?! The nerve of him.

The others were there too, Pein, Konan, Zetsu, Kakuzu, even Tobi was there- which I don't really get, because if Sasori was alive, how could Tobi be here? This time line doesn't make sense- but… where the hell is Itachi?

'You should take a look behind you.'

And right there, dragging me by my upper arm, was the Uchiha, sharingan activated and everything.

"Er, could you please let go of my arm?" I said looking into his eyes.

'DON'T LOOK INTO HIS EYES YOU MOTHERFUCKER SHIT HEAD! YOU WANNA DIE ALREADY?!'

Almost immediately my eyes went for his aristocratic nose instead of his eyes, and of course the action did not go unnoticed by the infamous Uchiha Itachi, the guy's a genius after all.

My eyes then traveled from his nose to his lips, then his cloaked chest and…

'Oh god, the guy's hot. Now I understand the Uchiha attractiveness.'

"Sasori, are you sure this girl knows information about us?" a thunder like voice, that I suppose came from Pein, got me out of my thoughts- one more time- making me realize that all eyes were on me.

"Thank god the Pedo Sannin is not here." I whispered under my breath, but by the way that Itachi flinched, he heard me, not that it was something perceptible, I just felt it because he was still holding my arm.

My mind then traveled from another issue that was making me anxious just minutes prior.

"Hey! Where did you guys put my phone?" I asked looking around me to the faces of this world's most dangerous criminals.

'Do you realize how insane this sounds?' my consciousness asked.

'If talking to myself is not craziness enough I don't really know what it is, but I guess you are right, I might be a tiny little bit insane.'

"Are you talking about this thing here?" I looked up to see Sasori holding my phone with his thumb and index finger, like it was something disgusting and not the divine thing that brings happiness to a lot of people.

"Yes! That's my phone, give it back!"

"I'm curious, what does this little thing does? None of us could get information from it, not even Itachi, how does it work? Should I destroy it?" Pein said taking my precious device from Sasori's fingers.

"NO! Don't you dare destroy my phone, please give my baby back, it's just an innocent phone!" I yelled desperate to save my phone, they saw that and I could see a smirk come to the face of each and any of them, just not Tobi and Kakuzu, those bastards always have masks on.

"So, tell us how you got information on us, and maybe I can give it back." Pein looked at my expression waiting for a reaction for his words.

"Okay, I tell, but it's on your own risk if all shit hits the fan." I said with indifference.

"What do you mean, un?" came Deidara's voice, or should I say, the perverts voice? Tough decision.

"I mean, that if I tell you what I know, the universe might get a little bit avenger mode and destroy the time line or even build up another one where you are all monkeys with tutus." I'm really testing my luck here, I know, but The Doctor always said that spoilers can be catastrophic.

"And what makes you think we will believe you?" Pein's voice now held a menacing aura to it, just daring me to try and lie to them.

"You wouldn't believe me if I told ya." Which is… basically truth, because they would certainly put me on a mental hospital, if there's one here, of course.

The air around us was thick with tension, all eyes were on me and none held a friendly mood to them, maybe Konan did, because I know she's a cutie, but near Nagato she would always be the emotionless one.

"Itachi, take her to my office, the rest of you, I suppose you have missions to complete, now go."

'I love Pein, I really do.'

'I would not say that if I were you.'