CHAPTER NINE: OH GOLLY NOT AUNT DOLLY
Here's what I see…
Miley was walking slowly down the stairs with her eyes almost closed… she yawned and looked around to see Oliver looked like he was going to open the fridge, but he just stood there holding onto the handle asleep; Ben was asleep leaning his head against his arm trying to pour the maple syrup onto his pancakes, but the cap was still on; Lilly was sitting upside down on the couch watching the TV, but she fell asleep, and Jackson was leaning against the door way after having gotten the mail but he fell asleep there too.
Miley decided to join the gang and she walked over onto the piano and just cuddled up there and slept.
"Well Goooooooood mornin' everyone. Have a dandy ol' time at the party?" Aunt Dolly practically screamed, "Well you will never guess who's going to be in Mr. Jake Ryan's upcoming episode of 'ZOMBIE HIGH'. Me!"
Everyone was startled not because of Aunt Dolly's part in Jake's movie but because of Aunt Dolly's loud voice. They slowly started to wake up… then fell asleep again. Aunt Sam and Uncle Johnny came through the door
"Robbie, we're going to have to leave Ben here 'til next Friday. Is that okay with you? There's a business meeting up in Portland and I can only bring Sam." Said Uncle Johnny
"Well sure. Do you have his stuff?" Robbie Ray asked
"All in here," Aunt Sam said pointing to a suitcase
"Well we're off," they hugged and kissed Ben goodbye
Good times at the mall eh?...
"HEY OLIVER! BEN!" someone screamed. We turned around and it was Jake
"Have you guys seen Miley anywhere?" he asked
"She's doing a 'girl's day out' with Lilly and Aunt Dolly," Ben said
"Oh… well tell her I have to talk with her?"
"Yeah sure," I said
I gave Ben a look. What if Jake caught on? Not many Aunt Dolly's in the world… But Ben just looked at me back
"Oliver c'mon. One of those zombies of his must have gotten to his brain. He'll never put two and two together."
Just then Jake came back
"Put what together?" he asked
"Err-ermm a puzzle!" Oh Lord now what do I say?
"Yeah I was just saying… if we got a hard puzzle for youuu….would you be able to put it together?" Ben said
"… Yeah," Jake looked at us suspiciously. Great just what we need. A zombie slayer getting high on the Hannah Montana trail.
"Hey look at the time! Nice talking Jake. We'll tell Miley you want to talk to her. Okay….BYE" I said and off we ran.
About two blocks away from Miley's house we saw a limo pass us... oh no not zombie boy. Please don't let it be Jake, pleeease don't let it be Jake.
Back at the house…
"Aunt Dolly you're right, we needed to 'refresh' ourselves," I said
There was a knock at the door and Lilly got it. "Miley it's Jake"
Oh great. Just what I need, more chaos
"Miley I gotta talk to you…alone"
"Kay well the deck's lonely" I said kinda sarcastically and we headed in that direction
I started, "Let me start of by telling the truth Jake. I was upset you were gone, but I honestly got over it as weeks went by. Sort of. And I was glad that you were happy with Rina. She's a nice girl. And I don't want to come between you two… so friends?" I held out my hand for him to shake
"No," he said holding my hand, "Listen I'm sorry about last night….," he let go of my hand and I missed the warmth, but he continued talking, "I…I was jealous. I admit it. The whole time in Romania, I thought you moved on so I tried to move on… but when I came back I realized I-" just then Jake's phone rang
"Ughh. Hello? With who? WHAT NO WAY I LOVE HER. That's amazing. No. you the man. Noo you. You. Nah man you are," then he turned and realized he was still talking with Miley, "Listen I have to go. I'll call you later. Kay, bye"
"You'll never guess who's going to be on the next episode of Zombie High. HANNAH MONTANA ANNND DOLLY PARTON! ISN'T THAT CRAZYY?? That episode's gunna be crazy."
WHAT?!?! When did daddy sign me up for another episode with him.
"Man, I LOVE Dolly Parton. She's an amazing sing-whoa," Jake said, "Whoa…I knew you looked familiar"
I turned to see what he was looking at: Aunt Dolly