CHAPTER TEN: EXPLAIN

Name: Miley Stewart: The girl who's life is about to get ruined because of stupid secrets and a godmother known as Dolly Parton

"Well golly, it's Jake Ryan!" Aunt Dolly sad

"You weren't just a janitor. YOU'RE DOLLY PARTON. Holy c- what are you doing here?" Jake asked

"What are you talking about Jake?" I ran over to Aunt Dolly trying to give her a sign to play along, This isn't Dolly Parton. It's just my aunt who just LOVES Dolly Parton. I tell ya, she's probably her number one fan"

"Shoot if I were Dolly Parton-boy the things I could do with that money," Aunt Dolly said playing along, "Why I'd dedicate a whole theme park to that Hannah Montana for my niece. Boy does she love Hannah Montana. Heck I'd dedicate one to you too boy. Who doesn't love the zombie slayyerr."

"So… you're not Dolly? Because I swear you look exactly like her," he said eyeing me and Aunt Dolly watching for any sign that they were giving each other signals

"Mr. Ryan… have youuu ever heard of something called plastic surgery? It is jussst a-MAZING what doctors can do these days you know?" Aunt Dolly said trying to reassure him she "wasn't" Dolly Parton

Just then Oliver and Ben walked in unaware of anyone in present in the room. What makes it worst, they were arguing

"I'm telling you Ben. He COULD suspect something. Think about it, he walks into the house and Lilly and Miley are playing around with the Hannah stuff. ORRRR he sees Aunt Dolly and realizes who she is. What other reason would there be a limo on this street?" Oliver said

"Maybe it was Miley's rental limo. YOU never know. There might be some concert or premiere tonight. Try to look on the good side of things," Ben answered back

"WELL THERE IS NO MORE GOOD SIDE NOW," Lilly yelled, butting into their conversation

Oliver sneered and turned around slowly to see what Lilly was pointing at, "What are you-oh"

Ben slowly started moving out the door grabbing Oliver's arm, "Hey Oliver, I think I forgot my skateboard wayyyy over at the beach"

"What are you talking about? You're holding it right-oww" Oliver said until Lilly slapped him on the shoulders

"Ben meant to say MY skateboard… the one I left all the way on the other side of the beach," Lilly said trying to save them, "As a matter of fact- I'll go too."

They ran out the door and all I saw was Jake's grin on his face. Now what do I do

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Ahh cliffhanger && short... Sorry. I ran out of ideas on what to say next… I'm still thinking so the next chapter should be out soon