CHAPTER TWELVE: GUYS SUCK

Name: Miley Stewart: girl who should have but doesn't have a boyfriend because of stupid HANNAH MONTANA

Someone came up and sat next to me

"Hey Miley," it was Dex

"Hey Dex," I guess my sigh really was deep since he turned and stared at me

"You okay?" he asked

"Could be better I guess," I said while watching the sunset. Great. Now I've got that song stuck in my head. This shouldn't be like thisss… Jake's supposed to be here. With me

"Something the matter"

"I just had a fight with Jake," I curled up into a ball with my arms around my knees

"Are you guys going out or something?" he asked. Pfft. I wish

"No… we kissed before he left for Romania…and now.. no."

"oh…" and we just sat there looking out into the sun, the ocean… and that's when I couldn't take it anymore…

"Guys suck." I said monotonously

"Ex…cuse me?"

"You heard me. Guys suck. They're stupid. Stupid, stupid, stupid"

"Coming from the girl who answers 'Betty Burg's Address'"

"Hey! That was not my fault Lilly can't read"

"Mmmm she read I heart Dex pretty well"

I started to laugh a little. Who would've known Dex could make me happier, "Yeah I guess your right. Well then 99 of guys suck"

"Can I be the 1 that doesn't?"

"Sure."

"Good. And would it help if I told you… I like you…?"

I turned and looked at him, "Really?" I started to smile… and maybe I did like him. I mean I definitely was going to go out with him before Jake came

"Yeah, I do. A lot… and you still owe me that movie"

"Okay… so how bout tomorrow?" Since it was a Friday I'm sure Dad would have said yes. Plus Hannah was booked Saturday and Sunday night

"Tomorrow's good. How bout around seven?"

"Okay. Here's my address."

Name: Lilly Truscott: girl who actually does like Ben

"MAN THIS IS CRRRAAZYY" I yelled as I skated through Miley's house

"What?" Ben asked while drinking the milk straight from the bottle…ughh nastyyy

"I was walking over at the beach to make sure Miley was okay and Oliver was heading home too, but anyways we saw Miley at the beach sitting with Dex"

Ben choked as he swallowed the milk and once it all went down he choked out the word, "WHAT?!"

"I know! The thing is Miley did like Dex before Jake came back and then he did come back and Oliver and I practically embarrassed Miley the times when Dex were around and so we thought it was over, but nooooooo. Little Jake and Miss Miley have to have a fight leaving her down at the beach back at square one… ooo this is going to be interesting…what?"

"First of all: Seriously, How do girls talk that fast; Second of all: is Miley really over Jake? That fast I mean"

"Well apparently…boy her life is a mess." Maybe not having a guy is better than having one...

"Life's crazy sometimes… so I asked Oliver already if he wanted to see that new Jake Ryan movie coming out tomorrow… they're showing it early over in Malibu due to Jake… he can't go, so I was wondering if you wanted to go…if you can't we can just find another day we can all go"

"No I have nothing to do tomorrow. What time?"

"It's at," he looked at the paper, "seven"

"Okay well I gotta go, see you then" does this count as a date? I guess not if Miley's there… but he did originally ask Oliver so then it should be three of us…only Oliver couldn't go…ughh where's Miley when you need her