A/N: Allow me to officially introduce the opening theme for Kenji Arc 4: Boondocks Season 2 Opening Theme. Why this song? Personally, this sums up Kenji's character. A man standing against the oppression.
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Kenji Arc 4
Chapter 4: Nudist Field Trip? No, Let's Go To Space!
Last time on Not Another High School Fanfiction, the Outsiders bonded with Gohan and crew and Dende had a scheme brewing…
The following days seemed ok enough for Kenji and friends. However, Dende's scheming came to a head Wednesday when a field trip for the class was announced. Of course, the teacher who requested it had only said to pack for a week's worth. That teacher also withheld where they were until that Thursday where they gathered at the bus in front of the school. It's then they meet their other handler. She was a long European woman with long pale blonde hair, blue eyes, ample hair, and a cheery yet deviant in her eyes. Didn't help she was quite tall. This was Mara Suomi.
"Hello senior class. I am Miss Mara Suomi, one of the Sexual Education teachers at your high school. Today you are all here for your surprise field trip. We'll be heading to a private resort for the weekend!" She said getting cheers. "But there's one catch."
Gohan gulped and among them was Lana who looked unnverse.
"What is it?" One student dumbly asked.
"It's a nudist resort." She said eliciting shock.
Many perverted males and females cheered for this. Poor Gohan looked like he wanted to run and hide. Videl was thinking the same as many eyes were on her. Erasa, Sharpner, and the rest of the gang could see the fear. Thus, Kenji had an idea.
"Yeah, screw that. I'm not going on this trip because I'm on the…special field trip that Ms. Lockhart planned." Kenji said.
Lana caught on and said she was supposed to pick who she was taking on her trip. Kenji telepathically told her to pick him, Meg, Dana, Jillian, Jerome, Sharpner, Gohan, Videl, and Erasa. Lockhart took on one more teen to make it an even ten. Lance was a jock who was decent friends with Sharpner.
"So where are you going then?" Mara asked curiously.
"To space on a spaceship!" Jillian said innocently.
"You're joking!" One student said. "This one's full of air."
Jillian was rather offended as other students laughed at her. Kenji sighed as he was going to suggest they go on a cruise, but he had to roll with it. Getting his BlackTab up, he tapped the communication feature to call the rest of crew.
"This is Kenji speaking, bring in the Black WarpSpark." He said.
(Cues: Sonic OVA OST - Tornado/I Call It The Hyper Metal Sonic)
All the students looked up in shock to see a large spacecraft appear out of "thin air" and land on the school's parking lot. The doors open and runway was shot down. There standing with them was Evey, Molly, Brian, and Stewie making a salute.
"On your command, Captain Kenji!" They said.
"Captain?!" The students asked.
In a flash, Lana scooped up Lance, Gohan, Erasa, Videl, and Sharpner to toss them and their things into the ship. The Outsiders went inside and the ship blasted off into space which left many questions. In Lana's haste, she wound up dragging along a hapless teacher with them, Mr. Match.
(Music Ends)
"So you own a ship and have a crew?" Lance asked Kenji with raised eyebrow.
Kenji sighed as all he wanted was to go on a cruise for the weekend. He rolled his eye before facing the guest abroad his ship.
"Yes, I own his ship, the Black Warpspark. These ten are my crew, we are the Outsiders." Kenji explained.
"That is so cool! So you're space pirates?!" Sharpner asked excitedly.
"I guess… I don't really know what to define it. We're a crew who travels the multiverse exploring and stuff. I don't really have a real goal in mind at the moment." Kenji said sheepishly.
"So how's Lana involved in this?" Videl asked.
"Lana is a part of the Outsiders as our spy." Kenji mused.
"That would explain how foxy she looks." Sharpner remarked looking her over.
"Wait, so what roles do you play?" Mr. Match asked.
"I'm captain. Meg and Jerome are my first mates. Lana's our spy, and Jillian's our camp whore. Evey D is our "medic". Stewie handles the ship's well-being and is our go-to science guy. Brian is our sniper, Dana's our secondary spy, and lastly Molly is the cook. Though we all take turns to cook meals for the team." Kenji mused.
"So that's our roles." Stewie said. "Well I'm going to finish set up the medical bay. C'mon Evey D."
Stewie and Evey D left to do just that while Kenji got to the controls.
"I'm setting a course for New Planet Namek!" Kenji said. "Everyone strap in!"
Lana, Jerome, and the rest of the Outsiders crew (except Stewie and Evey D) got to their battle chairs and consoles. The students and teacher scrambled for a seat and strapped down.
"Ready for travel, Captain Kenji!" Molly said.
"Then engage warp drive!" Kenji said pushing the lever forward.
The ship's massive engine roared to life as the course was set. Gohan sighed asking why New Namek, and Kenji pointed out that was no way they could get into any trouble there. Videl noticed Gohan was acting like he was there before.
"Something tells me I'll be learning more about you, Gohan." Videl thought.
As the ship blasted off on its course, it stabilized to allow free movement on the ship. Kenji rose up to address his passengers.
"By the way, do not enter any of our rooms without permissions. Other than that, you are free to explore the ships." Kenji said to his guests.
"And I'll be in my room if anyone needs some sexual relief." Jillian said skipping to her room.
Sharpner and a curious Mr. Match left with her much to annoyance of Videl and Erasa. Kenji rolled his eyes as the rest of crew went off to do their tasks or whatever they wanted. Videl and Lance was agape to see that Jerome had THREE wives all happy to share him. Kenji decided to keep an eye on the remaining guests.
"You got TV?" Lance asked.
"Try interdimensional cable with infinite channels." Kenji said.
Kenji sat on the couch with them as a large plasma TV came out from one of the panels with the cable box attached to it. Kenji pulled out the remote from between the cushions.
"Let's see what's on." Kenji said flipping it out.
The TV came on to show the news.
TV Reporter: In other news, the haunted Mr. Bucket toy is floating through space sucking balls. Be warned that this toy is extremely dangerous. If you see one near you, shield your balls.
Kenji changed the channel. Videl found it silly that a mere toy could be haunted, but in this infinite multiverse, everything is possible. The next channel was a boxing match between Hercule and Dan Hibiki. They all cried for the next channel to which Kenji obliged. They settled for another television show, Ridiculousness with Rick and Rob! Essentially Ridiculousness without censorship and Rick Sanchez as a part of the crew.
Rob Dyderk: Welcome to Ridiculousness with me, Rob Dyderk.
Rick Sanchez: And Rick Sanchez of C-069, bitches!
(crowd cheers)
Rob Dyderk: And we're also here with Channel West Coast!
Channel: What up, fools?
"This is going to be good." Kenji said excitedly.
Rick: Today we ask a question, how does getting a bag a nickels to the groin feels? (*Rick smacks a bag in Channel's groin getting her to fall out her chair in pain.*)
Kenji was laughing at this.
"That wasn't very nice…" Gohan said sadly.
Rob: We begin in note of Channel's pain: A Ball Full of Nickels!
(cue: Adolescents – Amoeba)
The first clip shows Yamcha at a bus stop waiting for the bus when Vegeta smack the bandit's groin with a big of nickels.
Yamcha: AAUGGHH!
Vegeta: Suck it, beta male! (Vegeta runs away)
Yamcha's on the ground holding his groin in pain.
Gohan doesn't laugh at this, but there's a snicker from Lance.
The second clips shows Hercule on a picnic with some random bimbo who feeling up his muscles.
"Please tell he gets a sack to his sack." Videl said.
Running at full speed, Goten smashes a bag of nickels on Hercule's groin getting the faker to scream.
Hercule: Who was that ki-*Trunks does the same thing* AAHHHHH!
Gohan was barely containing his laughter, and Videl was stifling.
The third clip shows Hercule in a movie theater watching a comedy. In the row behind, Gohan (in his SSJ2 form) sneaks up with the jingling bag of nickels.
Gohan: This is for faking! *slams the bag on Hercule's groin before running away*
Hercule: Damn it!
"Damn Gohan, right out of nowhere." Erasa said snickering.
Lance was silent.
The final chip was Hercule in bed after banging two random floozies. A younger and angry Videl kicked the door open and had a bag of nickels in hand.
"Oh shit, Videl's mad!" Lance teased.
Videl smacks Hercule's groin with the bag of nickels and Hercule had morning wood. The cacophony of screams from Hercule were loud enough to awake the two women hot in bed. They got hit with the sack too.
The rest of the show had clips of different themes ranging from, "Bad Romance", "Evil Tires Return", and "Trolling Dirty". In the end, the group was in stitches of laughter. It was then that Jerome came running.
"Kenji, we got a problem! It's New Namek. The Big Gete Star is attached to it!" Jerome said as Kenji bolted up to the window to look at the planet.
"Shit! Cooler's probably on planet too." Kenji said. "And to think this was going to be easy!"
Kenji got to the helm and turned on the PA system.
"Attention Outsiders! Get to your battle stations immediately, we are landing on hostile territory! Arm yourselves for combat!" Kenji barked.
"What about us?" Videl asked.
"Only Gohan had the power to combat the incoming threat with us directly. Stewie can arm the rest of you in the lab." Kenji said cracking his knuckles. "Time we crashed Cooler's party!"
Dende was surprised by this turn of events, but shrugged it off. At least Cooler was going to die.
"Popo! Get me another Pina colada with vodka!" Dende said waving his empty glass.
(A/N: Unexpected plot angles is what I do live for in my writing. Yeah, we're going to do Cooler 2! There will be battles! Will Videl survive? Will Gohan be ready for a fight? Will Mr. Match and Sharpner be able to get it up again after doing the nasty with Jillian? Probably not. Next time on NOT ANOTHER HIGH SCHOOL FIC!)