A/N: Allow me to officially introduce the opening theme for Kenji Arc 4: Boondocks Season 2 Opening Theme. Why this song? Personally, this sums up Kenji's character. A man standing against the oppression.
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Kenji Arc 4
Chapter 5: Vs Meta-Cooler
Last time on Not Another High School Fanfiction, the Outsiders were about to take on KaiserNeko's hated movie villain, Broly! No...Meta-Cooler!
It's moments like this that Namekian people wish they did not have three suns as it seemed that now the heat was boiling them alive. It did not help that they were enslaved by a robotic force and being led like pigs to the slaughter. One was not taking it well.
"Enough of this shit!" Keel said breaking his restraints.
He dramatically jumped out of the line and flew for one of Cyclopian Guard robots.
"Time to fuck some face!" Keel said only to have his head grabbed by one of the robots. "Ah, my face!"
"Beep!" The robot said before throwing Keel on the ground.
Before said robot could attack, a Kienzan slashed the robot in two to the Namekians' shock. Who threw it? Molly.
(Cues: [Dragon Ball Z: Supersonic Warriors 2 Music] - Planet Namek)
Jerome, Molly, Evey D, and Dana made their presence known. The robots beeped repeatedly at them. They were all silent to the robots as the girls flared up their kis.
"Dual Destruco Disc!" The girls said.
They each formed two energy discs in each hand and fired then at the robots one after the other in a pincer maneuver that makes it difficult to dodge both of them. The disc slashed six of them into robots into pieces.
"Beep!" Another robot cried.
Jerome's calm response to shift into his tailed beast fox form. The Namekians were sweating bullets.
"It's time for a rampage!" Jerome said using his tails to swat at robots.
(Cues: Encounter - Super Smash Bros. Brawl)
Meta-Cooler was on his way to confront the threat only to get blasted by mini laser canon firing a red beam slicing him in half. Videl was up on the cliffs aiming the laser canon at Meta-Cooler once again. Clipping out the used D Battery, she put it a new D Battery to fire another shot at the Meta-Cooler. Videl pulled the triggered and canon whirled to face again before firing the red laser again slicing the android in two.
"What the hell? I can't regenerate!" Meta-Cooler said.
On a cliff on the other side, Erasa aimed her own laser canon powered by AA batteries.
"This is bull. Videl gets the laser powered by one D battery, and I have stuff 6 of those suckers to power this thing!" Erasa whined aiming at the downed Meta-Cooler. "Oh well, I at least get to snipe out this fool!"
Her canon whirred to life, and a pink beam shot out eradicating the last of the Meta-Cooler. Of course, there was an army out there, but Videl and Erasa were tasked to snipe from the hills while the main attack force got ready. Sharpner and Mr. Match had to stay on the ship. It was then, a few more Meta-Coolers were walking up to the remains of the fallen ones only to for a few of them to get sniped by Videl and Erasa. Unknown to the Meta-Coolers, they were the distraction.
(Cues: Sonic Advance 2 - Techno Base [teckworks cover])
Rushing through the Big Gete Star's main halls were Gohan and Kenji blasting away at Guard Robots and Meta-Coolers. Megan had decided to ensure Videl and Erasa's safety.
"Double Masenko!" Gohan and Kenji said firing at a barrage of Meta-Coolers.
"I am legion, you organic filth!" Meta-Cooler said. "We will prevail!"
"I doubt it!" Kenji said as Gohan and him charged.
(Music Abruptly Ends)
-SMASH CUT-
Gohan, Kenji, and Jerome were captured and strapped to the cords of the Big Gete Star and were in evident pain. Meta-Cooler decided to have each of his legion kick them in their dicks. Gohan could only let out a pained squeal. Kenji was never glad to be able to heal more than ever in his life. It still hurt though. Jerome was silently weeping. He had an erection before getting hit the first time making all the way worse. Brian and Stewie were hiding behind debris and were both out of ammo. They were slowly using Warper Edit to alter the dead batteries to full batteries. However, being they did not study electrical manipulation, this would take too long.
"I should have studied electricity. But no, I chose to go for studying water." Brian muttered.
"You only studied water to seduce that waterbending chick back in our travels that year we were all traveling. Kenji told you to learn the basic of Lighting Release, but you blew him off jackass!" Stewie snapped getting a Meta-Cooler to swoop down on them.
"Shit!" Brian said whipping out his plasma pistol only to remember it's out of ammo. "Double shit!"
"Well, then! Paralysis!" Stewie said using his telekinesis to paralyze Meta-Cooler.
That did not work.
"He's an android. They're mindless." Brian chided.
"What the deuce?! It has Cooler's mind that could have worked!" Stewie argued. "Damn author's having a plot fart!"
"What do you expect? He's busy with everyone else." Brian remarked.
"What are you two talking about?" Meta-Cooler asked confused and annoyed.
Stewie haphazardly shoved several AAA batteries into his battery powered laser pointer before hitting the self-destruct button on it. Shoving it into the Meta-Cooler, it exploded sending the kid and dog duo hurdling into a wall. Several Meta-Coolers swarmed Brian and Stewie as the Core (The real Cooler's head) talked to the restrained trio.
"Your bodies will be used to power this craft and maybe I might make some Meta-Saiyans." Cooler said.
They were electrocuted while the wires on them drained at their ki when put Gohan and Jerome in pain. Kenji, being half-Endurion, was immune to the electric shock, but felt his ki being sapped.
"You! Why aren't you reacting?" Cooler said to Kenji.
"I'm immune to electrical attacks." Kenji said bluntly. "Speaking of…"
-(Cues: Spark Man Stage - Super Smash Bros. for Wii U)-
Suddenly, Kenji grabbed the wires and started pumping his own bio-electricity into the Big Gete Star glowing with a yellow aura. He even transformed into Super Saiyan 2 for added drive.
"Guys, let's overload this heap!" Kenji said as Gohan and Jerome flared up their ki.
It was meant to handle taking ki in small doses, not having it shoved down it's circuits as a rapid pace. The walls were sparking, and Cooler was terrified. As if on cue, a white laser slashed apart another wall revealing Jillian with the others.
"Get away from them, you bitch!" Jillian roared.
"Wrong sci-fi, but it'll do for now." Kenji thought.
The laser canon was a battery powered one like the rest, but this one was powered by 4.5V batteries making it the most powerful out of the bunch. And it was in Jillian's hands! Most would think that this is a good thing, but Brian was thinking, "WHO THE HELL GIVE JILLIAN A GUN?!" Sharpener and Mr. Match both had a laser canon powered by AAAA batteries.
"And who the hell give them guns?" Stewie remarked.
"We're here to save you!" Erasa said aiming her laser canon.
She and Sharpner fired at a group of Meta-Coolers as the star began to blow apart and collapse from the overload of the ki. This freed the trio as Cooler formed a body of the wires to try and strangle Gohan. Megan blasted opened the wall behind Gohan to jump out and slashing the arm made of wires to save Gohan.
"Time for the finale!" Megan said.
"Everyone, charge your attacks!" Kenji said powering up. "KA-ME-HA-ME-HA!"
Kenji fired his Kamehameha dead center at Cooler, Megan added hers alongside him, Jerome opted for a Masenko alongside Gohan, Jerome's wives all fired Kihokos, and everyone else armed with the laser canons fired the final beam. The combined force was too much and screamed in agony as he was disintegrated by it. With Cooler dead, the Meta-Coolers started falling apart or exploding. The star shook as pieces of it were exploding.
(Cues: Station Escape Timer Mission - Metroid Fusion)
"Jillian, where are the Namekians?" Kenji asked.
"Eastward in the lower areas. Some robots were going to use them for powers cells, but we dealt with them!" Jillian said.
"And you didn't think to bring them here!" Meg said. "Where are they?"
"Still there." Jillian said before a massive explosion sent most of them to ground. "….or not."
"Jillian, you…whaah!" Stewie said before an explosion below him caused him to fall into a hole. "Ahhhh!"
"Oh cra-" Sharpner said before the entire thing exploded on them.
(Music Ends)
-Sometime Later-
Videl could feel her body again as her eyes fluttered open. She found herself in a tank with liquid with a breathing mask on her face. A beeping noise rang in the room as the green liquid began to empty out around Videl. The tank was a healing chamber and it opened up as Videl took off the breathing mask.
"Videl, you're alright." Lana Lockhart said coming up. "You, Erasa, Sharpner, and Mr. Match are in our medical bay. You guys were critical, so you were all stuffed you in the healing tank."
Videl rushed off for Gohan before Lana could tell her anything more. If she had stay, she would have been told they had to remove her clothes before putting her into the tank. When she came to the main area of the ship, Gohan was redfaced and trying not to stare, Kenji was discretely looking down at his BlackTab (he sneakily took a photo), Brian was blatantly stared, and Stewie was unamused.
"Why aren't you wearing clothes?" Jillian asked innocently.
Videl looked down and her screaming hurt those that had sharpened hearing, Brian especially. Gohan handed her some fresh clothes to wear to which she slipped on.
"Lana was supposed to tell her that the ladies removed your clothes to put you in the healing tank." Kenji said.
"Sharpner was a disappointment…." Evey D thought. "All good on top, but lousy on the bottom."
"Either way, we're back in space. The Big Gete Star blow up, and Cooler's gone. In fact, we're over the Earth as we speak." Meg explained.
"How long we were in there?" Videl said tying her shoelaces.
"2 days. Lance was still on the ship, so he's in the guest room taking a nap." Megan remarked. "Be grateful, he's there and did not see that lapse in judgement."
Videl blushed and Gohan sighed. Both teens would have the memory brunt in their brains. Soon after they were joined by everyone else.
"Man, that was insane!" Lance said. "But I'm glad I stayed to watch the ship. The state your bodies was in was something I would have not want to be in."
Sharpner rolled his eyes.
"Either way, everyone, prepare for landing!" Megan said taking the helm.
"What wha?" Sharpner said before gravity sent up into the ship's ceiling as the Black WarpSpark descended for Earth. "AAAHHHHHH!"
On Earth, Bulma was dealing the hassle of the reporters and media leeches that bugged her. She had to keep telling that Capsule Corp. is not going to create an army of super soldiers to take over the world. Apparently, someone found out that a friend of Bulma's stomped out the RRA way back then. One reporter claimed Bulma had alien battleships.
"Are you joking? I do not have alien battleships! Where would I even park them?" Bulma said getting more annoyed by this reporter.
CRASH! The Black Warpspark flattened several news vans on the street near Capsule Corp. Vegeta was laughing a bit.
"Well I don't know whose ship is that." Bulma said awkwardly.
"Hi Bulma!" Gohan said waving to her from said ship.
Bulma facepalmed and Vegeta was still laughing. The reporters wanted an explanation for the ship, but it took off before they could get any. Bulma wanted to go lie down.
"This interview is over." Bulma said walking off from the podium. "Vegeta, please show these lee-I mean guests the exit."
"With pleasure." Vegeta said darkly as Bulma went inside.
Vegeta would do one of his favorite pastimes, ki blasting fools too slow to run. The joys of being "evil"!
Kenji, Jillian, Megan, Jerome, Dana, Gohan, Videl, Lance, Sharpner, Erasa, Lana, and Mr. Match were dropped off in fact of the school before Molly took over piloting the ship to return to the Supreme Kai's World. The ship vanished, and the gang was glad to be back.
"So, what now?" Lance said.
"Most of us still have a week worth of stuff." Kenji remarked. "We could hang out someplace. I know a good beachhouse."
"I'll pass." Lance said. "Considering the fact that my parents out of town, I have the house to myself. Later, guys. It was cool to meet all of you."
Lance had left the group. Sharpner made a suggestive comment that resulted in Videl knocking his lights out.
"I'll come as long as he's not with us." Videl said pointing to Sharpner.
Kenji opened a capsule containing a small airship and opened the hatch motioning for them to enter. The teens and adults except Mr. Match piled in.
"I'll make sure Sharpner is all right. Have fun!" Mr. Match said.
"Later!" Kenji said piloting the ship away from the school.
Sharpner groaned in pain leaving Mr. Match to drag him to the nurse's office. If Sharpner only knew what he was about to miss…
(A/N: The battles were rather short and to be the short. I had hoped to do more for this chapter, but I was not satisfied with the ideas. I ultimately decided to abridge into the short chapter you see here. Next chapter, more misadventures! :3 Allow me to also release the bounties for the Outsiders here for you now.)
"The Deadly Outsider" Kenji Victoria Blackthorn - 75,000,000 – 10th Rank – Active
"McFarland's Survivor" Megan "Meg" Griffin – 65,000,000 – 6th Rank – Active
"Pretentious Horndog" Brian Griffin – 50,800,000 – 6th Rank – Active
"Kid Genius of Quahog" Stewart "Stewie" Griffin – 50,500,000 – 6th Rank – Active
"Spawn of Nine Tails" Jerome Shinji Jase – 74,999,999 – 6th Rank – Active
"Thicc Terrorizer" Molly Jase (nee Micher) - 10,000,000 – 10th Rank – Active
" Hotshot Pothead " Evey D Jase (nee Roberts) – 9,000,000 – 6th Rank – Active
"Goth's Gray Angel" Dana Jase (nee Angel) – 15,800,000 – 6th Rank – Active
"Sly Spy" Lana Lockhart – 70,500,000 – 6th Rank – Active
"Blackthorn's Camp Whore" Jillian Wilcox – 80,998,000 – 6th Rank – Active
(A/N: How and why Jillian's is the highest will be explained within the finale of Fall of the Future. Next time!)