I bet you are wondering, 'were is the humor'? After all, this is romance/humor! Well, like I said, I started off with this chapter in my head. The humor starts here. And most of you guessed it: the only thing funnier then their parents thinking they 'did the deed' would be their siblings finding out! –bwah-ha-ha- And yes, sweet little Alice was hiding something from ch. 1. And once again, these awesome characters, that I am currently ruining the lives of, belong to the one and only Stephenie Meyer. Now, on with the show!

Time to shake it up!

BPOV:

Mortifying. Absolutely mortifying. If there was ever a time I wished I could just melt into nothingness, it was right now as I watched my father enter Carlisle's office with Edward's parents. How in the world were we going to explain this on? Oops, my shirt just kinda flew off as Edward accidentally fell on top of my when he magically poofed into my room? Oh, yeah. And let's not forget that he wasn't even supposed to be in my house, let alone my bedroom. That's it: we're dead.

Once the door to the Office was safely shut, Edward pulled me over to the couch. His eyes avoided mine, so I could only assume things weren't going all too well with Charlie. Charlie. I had never seen him so angry. Nothing else even came close! Not even when Jacob ratted me out about the motorcycle…

"What are they saying? And thinking?" I whispered as my hand quivered. But Edward just shook his head and stared at he door. I didn't think Carlisle and Esme would take this that bad. In fact, most of the family seemed to be pushing us to do 'more'. But that was just it; we didn't! Meanwhile, my own father was probably telling them otherwise. That we were… oh god knows what he thought we were doing! "Edward, I want to know. And as I don't have you're hearing or powers… Just tell me, please."

He smiled, but I knew it was forced. Edward's eyes retreated from the door to gaze into mine. "Right now your father is telling them that I am a disrespectful excuse for a boyfriend. His mind is screaming so much more, though." He winced. Charlie was sure to be using some very colorful words to describe my boyfriend. I felt horrible that Edward had to hear that. "Esme is starting to get very angry. You know how motherly she is, and Charlie is basically saying… well, you get the idea. As to be expected, Carlisle is still trying to calm him down. And failing, it seems." He frowned but his eyes never left my face.

"Things going not so good?" Came Alice's melodic voice from the stairs. She pranced over to us. I was shocked to see her at my house when she arrived, but I was extremely grateful; things were sure to turn ugly. Alice crossed her legs, sitting on the floor in front of us, her expression expectant. Edward's only reply was to nod. But that made me wonder something.

"Alice? You saw that… things were going wrong at my house, right?" My face turned redder by the second, but I had to confront her about something. "You saw it in a vision?" Her smile was dazzling. "Of course, silly." Edward glared at his sister. He seemed to be putting the pieces together too.

"When?" We both heard the growl building in his chest.

She cocked her head to the side. "Oh, about 7 this morning!" Was her chipper reply. 7?!? Then she saw this was going to happen since the beginning! Edward's growl became more pronounced. Alice didn't seem to notice or care.

Edward was livid. "Do you mean to tell me that you knew all along and didn't say anything?" Instead of shouting it, his voice was a deadly whisper. "You knew Charlie would come in when he did?" As soon as she nodded, Edward attacked.

"Edward!" I jumped up from the couch knowing that there was nothing I could so. He pinned his sister to the floor. But she seemed unfazed. The growl was now near a roar as Edward near shouted at her. "Alice! Do you realize how much trouble you've put us in?!? Charlie is furious!! And imagine what her mother will say when he tells her too!!!" I gasped. Renee! I had totally forgotten about her! She was liable to disown me.

In one quick movement, Alice freed herself. She sat on the sofa to watch her infuriated brother. "I had my reasons. This way, everything will come out in the open." Her smile was mysterious. "You may even thank me by the end of all this, brother." That's if he didn't kill her. But before Edward could reply, his attention was whipped back at the door.

"Oh crap."

"Here is comes." Alice's voice was almost jovial. I was the only one left in the dark. But not for long. Dread overcame me as Chief Swan's irate voice echoed through the door.

"I walk in to find your son on top of my shirtless daughter in the middle of the night, and it's NO BIG DEAL!?!?"

Complete and utter silence throughout the house. But it was interrupted as Emmett slammed open the front door and, with inhuman speed, pounced on his brother. Jasper, grinning insanely, followed into the house with their beautiful blonde sister not soon after. "No way! You guys finally went and did it! High five, little bro!"

Everyone burst out laughing. Except Edward. And me. And I thought thinks were bad before.

Emmett playfully ruffled Edward's hair before he managed to sneak out of his grip. "It's about damn time!"

Jasper nodded. "Finally, out innocent little Eddie is not a virgin. We were getting suspicious, dude…" They all laughed again.

The blood rushed to my head. Emmett pat me on the back as I had buried my face in my hands. This could not be happening! "Don't freak out, Bella! We all knew this was bound to happen. I'm shocked you guys took so long, really!"

This had to stop. "But… we didn't."

More silence. Rosalie with the first to regain her voice. "Wait, what?"

"We didn't do anything." Edward spoke to the ceiling. "Charlie is mistaken. We were only…" Oh god! Edward pulled me into his lap, running his hand through my hair.

"So, let me get this straight," Emmett was beside himself. "You guys were in the same bed?" We nodded. "You made-out?" We nodded again. "Somehow, Bella's shirt came off?" Edward nodded while I blushed deeper. "Yet you guys didn't do… anything?" Both our heads nodded this time.

Jasper snickered. "Should have known… Edward, the original Mr. Prude?" Emmett, Alice, and Rosalie all sighed in agreement. Edward threw a lamp at Alice's husband. Luckily, he caught it before it shattered. "Now, now. Temper, temper!" Jasper chastised his fuming brother. "But if you guys really didn't do anything," There was disapproval and annoyance in Rose's voice. "Then why is her father here? Purely a social visit? I doubt it."

"Charlie doesn't believe nothing happened?" Emmett offered. Alice giggled and moved her head up and down. "I have to say, I'm in disbelief too! So Bella, what did my sweet little brother do after your shirt was off?" I gaped at him. Like I would tell him, of all people! "Run away, like the prude he is?" Jasper offered. "No wait, cover his eyes?"

"I'll bet he just stared like an idiot." Rosalie threw in. Edward stared at the floor. I felt so bad for him. Alice the traitor shrieked with laughter. "Rose, you got it!" Edward and I cast her dirty looks. But she shrugged. "I tell it like it is."

And at moment, the door of Carlisle's office swung up. I gulped. Edward took my hand, but he looked worried too. We waited in silence as the three parents filed out of the room to announce our punishment.