Poe Dameron was no seer but he knew when someone was lying to them. Especially if that someone was an exceptionally bad liar.
"Were you just about to go in my room?" he asked, puzzled. The Rey he knew didn't want anything to do with him, even when he used his best smoulder and put on all of his dirtiest scavenger pick-up lines. She had eyes only for that emo Punk Bitch (emo Punk Bitch being none other than the Supreme Leader of the goddamn First Order).
Poe watched as Rey's eyes nervously flitted around the corridor they were in, finally landing on the southwest corner of the aisle.
"Uh… I smelled something fishy so I decided to investigate." was her response.
She was such a terrible liar Poe wanted to burst out laughing. But he figured he could let her go. For now.
"Fine. But I assure you there's nothing 'fishy' in there… unless you and I…"
"NO. That is a hard NO Dameron. You just keep your dick in your pants and I'll be on my way," she rambled, flustered.
Poe watched her as she stalked off, her robes swirling around her ankles. He didn't like her that way, but it was still fun to rile her up. He liked her blush and the gentle smattering of freckles across her cheekbones.
He shook off the thought, reddening. No.
She was just another Jedi. He was just another Pilot. He'd have better chances with Finn (if he wasn't with Rose).
He stared around at the empty corridor for a while longer, finally letting out a gentle sigh and slipping into his room. He was going to check every crevice of the room- the girl was as slippery as an eel.
Somewhere in the galaxy…
Rey squealed in glee and tried to suppress the urge to jump around and pinwheel her arms like a twelve year old. She did it. She stole a pair of sweats from under Poe Dameron's very eyes and he didn't even notice. She was the greatest Jedi to have ever lived. She was sure of it.
AN: I'm really sorry this chapter's so short- I have school and work and I've been really busy recently but I promise the next chapter will be longer! Also thank you for all of the kind reviews everyone left me! This is the first time I've done this and I know that I've probably got some grammar/formatting errors smattered around the fic but thank you guys for bearing with me haha I love you all 3