Title: Individual Great News stories
Author: NCIS1990
Rated: T
Disclaimer: I don't own Great News or it's characters
Summary: Something a little different, some short stories about the NBC show Great News, mostly Greg and Katie centric.
Chapter 1
SCENE: MMN A FEW MONTHS IN THE FUTURE
(Katie gets off the elevator covered in fruit. Portia walks up to her.)
Portia: Oh my god Katie, what happened?
Katie: I just got Cat attacked.
Beth: A cat threw fruit on you? I knew it they're becoming our masters.
Katie: No Beth, not cat the animal, Cat the person.
Flashback
(Katie walks out of a coffee shop carrying a couple of coffees and a small bag when she bumps into someone.)
Katie: Oh, I'm sorry.
(She stops when she sees it's Cat.)
Katie: Oh, Cat hi.
Cat: (In a mocking voice) "Oh Cat hi.", that's all you have to say to me bitch?
Katie: I don't-
Cat: (Sniffing) A blueberry scone and a bone dry cappucino huh? Interesting those happen to be Greg's favorites.
Katie: (Laughing nervously) Wow. Rea- Really? Who knew we liked the same breakfast? Out of curiosity how did you know what I ordered?
Cat: I have superior smelling, and you don't like blueberry scones, you're allergic to blueberries.
Katie: Okay, how do you know that?!
Cat: You man stealing whore!
(She walks over to a fruit stand and picks up some fruit and starts throwing them at her.)
Katie: (Shielding herself) Cat, wait!
(Cat stops and Katie pauses and then starts running. Cat starts chasing after her throwing fruit at her.)
End of flashback
Katie: She chased me for 5 blocks, I finally had to hide in an alley where I got mistaken for a prostitute, and apparently not one that would make a lot of money. And the worst part is I lost Greg's "I love you scone much" scone.
(Portia and Beth give her a look)
Portia: What?
Katie: Well, not long after we started dating Greg and I were at a coffee shop and the waitress brought Greg his scone and I said "Hey, I love you scone much". He laughed but I quietly berated myself for saying something so stupid for the rest of the day. But later at dinner the waiter brought me a piece of strawberry shortcake that I didn't order. Then Greg turned to me and said "I love you strawberry much.". (She laughs) He was going to order berry cobbler and just say "I love you berry much." but the cobbler had blueberries in it. That's when I knew Greg and I are perfect for each other.
Beth: Because you're both huge dorks?
(Just then Carol walks up to her.)
Carol: Pumpkin, what happened?
Katie: Uh, fruit bath?
(Carol gives her a look.)
Katie: Fine I had a small, tiny, itty bitty run in with Cat this morning.
Carol: What?!
Katie: Shh. I don't want Greg to find out.
Voice: Greg to find out what?
(Katie yelps and turns around to find Greg standing behind her.)
Katie: Hi sweetie, how are you? I'd kiss you but I'm a little sticky at the moment.
Greg: What happened?
Katie: Uh, bees?
Greg: Katie.
Carol: I'll tell you what happened, your ex-girlfriend attacked her.
Greg: What?
Katie: Attacked is such a strong word. She just called me names and threw fruit at me and wouldn't stop for 5 blocks. Did you tell her about us?
Greg: No, I haven't even talked to her since we broke up.
Portia: Uh huh, and what exactly did you say to her when you broke up with her?
Greg: I don't know, that I cared about her and I cherished our time together but the relationship wasn't working anymore so I thought we should break up.
(The girls groan at him.)
Greg: What? What's wrong with that?
Portia: Let me translate that break up for you, "Cat you're a nice person but I want to bone my co-worker and I don't believe in having affairs.".
Greg: That's not what I said and she seemed hurt but fine, she gave no indication that she was going to go out and start hurling fruit at people.
Katie: Maybe it would help if Cat had some closure, maybe you could meet her for coffee or something and explain to her what happened.
Greg: I guess but I don't know how that would make her feel better. I'm basically going to have to say "I realized I had feelings for Katie but didn't think I had a chance with her so I lead you on for months until I found the courage to break up with you and then I got together with Katie a week later.".
Carol: (After a beat) Maybe there's a way you can paraphrase that.
LATER AT A COFFEE SHOP
(Greg and Cat are sitting across from each other in awkward silence)
Greg: Uh, thank you for agreeing to meet me, after what happened this morning I thought it would be best if we got together to clear the air. (He is silent again) Uh, Webster's dictionary defines "relationship" as-
Cat: Oh cut the crap! I know why you broke up with me. You don't think I know what "Things aren't the same as they used to be." means?
Greg: Why do people think that means something other than what it means?
Cat: Okay, so what did it mean?
Greg: (Sighing) It means I handled everything wrong. I should have been honest a long time ago. I thought I was making the decision that wouldn't hurt anyone but it just hurt you the most, I'm sorry.
Cat: I just want to know why? What does Katie have that I don't?
Greg: It's not about that, you're both amazing women. It's just-
Cat: What?
Greg: Katie... sees me.
Cat: So what? I see you, I'm looking at you right now!
Greg: That's not what I mean, just- Do you remember my birthday?
Cat: Yes, I threw you that kick ass karaoke party! You loved that!
Greg: That was an act Cat. I hated it.
Cat: What? Then why didn't you tell me?
Greg: Would you have listened? How many times over the years did I tell you I hate celebrating my birthday, that I don't like to make a big spectacle? How many times have I told you I hate karaoke? That party wasn't about me.
Cat: So this is my fault?
Greg: No, that's not what I'm saying, what I'm saying is, Do you know what Katie gave me for my birthday?
Cat: No, but if it was something dirty I could have been dirtier!
Greg: No! It was an Office Pro Tx.
(Cat looks confused.)
Cat: What the hell is that?
Greg: It's a binder.
Cat; I don't get it, she gives you the worst gift ever and you're in love with her?!
Greg: It wasn't the worst gift, it was exactly what I wanted.
Cat: A binder? That's so stupid Greg- Oh.
Greg: See, that's the thing, I didn't even tell Katie I wanted that, she just knew.
Cat: (Nodding) Because she knows you, I guess better then I ever did. Or I did know you I just didn't listen.
Greg: (Nodding) I'm sorry Cat.
Cat: Thank you. But I still hate you.
Greg: I understand.
Cat: I have to go. (Standing up) Thank you for explaining things to me. (She picks up her iced tea and throws it in his face) There, now I feel better.
(Cat walks out and Greg picks up a napkin and starts wiping the iced tea off his face. Just then someone at the next table puts their newspaper down to reveal Katie. She stands up and walks over to Greg with more napkins.)
Katie: Thank god, I thought she'd never leave. (She starts wiping iced tea off of him.) At least this is easier to wipe off then fruit.
Greg: What are you doing here?
Katie: I just thought you could use some moral support. (Beat) Plus I wanted to make sure you didn't order a blueberry scone because I'm telling you right now I would have considered that cheating. Speaking of.
(She takes a bag out from behind her back.)
Katie: To make up for this morning. (She puts the bag down.) I love you scone much.
Greg: I love you strawberry much too.
(Katie smiles and kisses him.)
A/N: Just an idea I had because I've been watching this show and loving it! Trust me it's the show you should be watching. Hilarious cast. It's on Thursdays at 9:30/8:30 central. Hope you enjoy this!