Chapter 1
D: dude. I think i'm possessed. that or I'm officially fluent in cat
D: There was this black cat under my balcony. It meowed so i mewed back. then it replied back with another meow. We stood there, looking at each other, meowing, for like 5 minutes
W: bro, I'd be more worried about the cat.
W: I think YOU possessed IT
W: or you just gave it part of your soul
D: In that case, I think I just made a horocrux
W: ...
W: we need to kill the cat
W: I saw a photo of the WB studios tour. Theres a case with Dobby in it.
W: all around the case were literally peoples' left socks. its nice to know that people are still trying to free him, even if he did die a free elf
D: This, Wally, is how we know that there is still some hope left in humanity.
W: theres still a chance for us
W: ...
W: wanna go pay tribute!
D: I'm emptying my sock drawer right now. I'll be waiting outside.
W: bro why are you screaming curses in your room?!
W: seriously! ANSWR ME! Megan and Kaldur are horrified!
D: I STUBBED MY TOE!
D: THE AGONYYYYYY
W: Im bored
D: wanna play a game
D: I'm gonna give you random scenarios and you have the name the first person u think of to blame it on.
D: World War 3
W: DINKLEBURG!
D: California sinks into the ocean
W: DINKLEBURG!
D: Your untimely death
W: you
D: you got that right
D: America becomes a communist
W: DINKLEBURG!
D: The dead rises from their graves and take over the living
W: you. 100% you
D: wanna help with the incantations
W: ...
D: you can never escape
D: funny how you just walked into that isle, I just walked out of that one
W: what?
D: get the first brand of peanut butter
W: how did you know?!
D: Ha, im not in that isle anymore
W: WHERE ARE YOU!
D: in your nightmares
D: donuts or cupcakes, get the donuts
W: I can't find you!
D: sorry, you just missed me. just left the bread isle
W: STOP THAT
W: I CANT EVEN GO TO WALMART
D: I told you theres no escape from me
W: it has begun
W: the painful torture
W: each step fills me with unexplainable pain
W: when will this end?
W: There is still a long way to go
W: I don't think i'll be able to make it
W: tell everyone that i love them
D: Stop being lazy.
D: Walking up a flight of stairs ins't gonna kill you
D: but I will if you don't stop
W: and I now walk with renewed vigor, and reaches the top before a certain mountain lion kills him
D: roar and growl and stuff
W: You know your adorable
D: and those were the last words said by our dear friend Wallace West.
Guest Appearance From Roy
W: so we're doing it tonight?
D: at 1 A.M. exactly
D: I'll get the glitter, you make sure roy doesn't wake up
W: roy's car will become the prettiest in the land
R: the two of you have obviously forgotten that this is a group chat
R: what were you doing with my car?
R: ANSWER ME!
R: STAY AWAY FROM MY CAR!
R: IF I SEE A DROP OF GLITTER ON IT, THE ONLY GLITTER YOU'LL SEE WILL BE ON YOUR GRAVES
W: Mission Abort! ABORT MISSION!
D: Understood.
D: execute plan R
D: RUN
R: STAY AWAY FROM MY STUFF YOU NUGGETS
Uploaded: 1/10/18