Chapter 3
W: *sends image of a step ladder*
W: this is my step ladder
W: I never knew my real ladder
W: remind me to never play monopoly with you
W: EVER.
D: what can I say?
D: when I play monopoly, I PLAY monopoly
W: BRO, GUESS WHAT!
D: what?
W: remember the pizza twins
D: the ones who proposed?
W: yeah. well guess what I got!
D: isn't that what i've been doing?
W: STOP RUINING THE FUN
W: anyways I got a wedding invite!
D: your joking!
W: nope
W: wanna be the best man with me
D: SERIOUSLY
W: YES
W: MATCHMAKER WALLY IS IN BUSINESS
D: to bad you can't catch a fish for yourself
W: I feel like my catchphrase with you is shut up.
D: Tonight I will attempt to travel back in time and change history. You'll know I've succeeded if Germany loses World War II and Wednesday comes AFTER Tuesday.
W: MY HERO
D: help!
D: I lost alfred in walmart
D: Wow. Buy one get half off on toliet paper
D: theres a discount on ice-cream. do you think alfred will let me have some?
D: apparently I have the raw talent of juggling apples
D: Did we run out of cold medicine? I think we ran out of cold medicine. remind me to get cold medicine
D: YESS!
W: you finally found Alfred
D: what? no.
D: I managed to touch the automatic doors before they open
W: GET BACK INSIDE
D: hey! I found alfred!
W: where was he?
D: ...right where I left him
W: i'm done with you
Special Appearance From Roy
R: have you seen the news?
R: apparently two idiots put 4 GALLONS of bubbles in the Central City mall fountain
W: *sends photo of him and Dick holding four gallons of bubble bath*
R: like I said
R: Two idiots
D: WE LOVE YOU TOOOOO
W: I was teaching a little girl at the park about Harry potter and the four houses
D: continue
W: anyways, I told her to repeat after me, griffyndoor, slytherin, ravenclaw, and hufflepuff
W: she said hufflepuff, claw, snakedoor, and "uhmmmmm, what was the doggy one again?"
D: ITS A LION
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