Chapter 4


D: What's todays date?

W: the 13th of friday

D: so...

W: ...so what?

D: friday the 13th

W: i still don't get it

W: wait

W: ohhhhhh

D: can't believe you almost forgot it

W: happy birthday you little demon


W: how old is barbie?!

W: she looks so young

D: thats cause she does plastic surgery

W: are joking or being serious?


D: Why is there a mustache under my bathroom sink

D: with a sheet of paper next to it with your phone number

W: ohhhh

W: I see you've found my secret 'stache'

D: ...

D: thats actually pretty cool

W: thanks. Ive been waiting for you to notice for four months now

D: how have i NOW noticed it?

W: *shrug*


D: Bruce got another filing cabinet in the office

D: he asked me to label it

D: so i labeled the top, 'top secret'

D: and the bottom, 'bottom secret'


Special Appearance from Roy

W: we've got a code red

R: what happened

W: gotham academy, taunting

R: who's the monster that hurt our brother

W: Joe Creve. don't know where he lives though

R: I've got it

R: meet you at 920 Lakeview drive in an hour

*The Next Day*

D: I don't know if you know or care, but this kid is my Bio class left Gotham Academy for 'some' reason and won't be coming back for awhile.

D: ...

D: Thanks guys

W: anything for you

R: brothers are here for a reason

D: I think I have dust in my eyes


D: I'm going to sleep. don't bother me

*10 minutes later*

W: im bored

W: im bored

W: im bored

W: im bored

W: im bored

W: im bored

W: im bored

D: guess what!

W: what!

D: i've got a knife

W: don't bother calling, texting, or visiting me. I have a coincidental dentist appointment!

D: I hope that dentist rips your tongue out


D: Hello

W: FROM THE OTHER SIIIIIIDEE

D: seriously?!


W: you still coming over for dinner right

D: yeah

W: what do you want?

D: spagetti flavored cake

W: wth?

D: lasagna. i want lasagna

W: you should have just said so


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