Chapter 9
W: taking buzzfeed quizzes
W: what's your sixth sense
D: my sixth sense?
D: ...
D: common sense
D: what cannot talk but will always respond when spoken to?
W: ...siri?
D: no dude, its an echo
(A/N: Thanks to my sister who, when first hearing the riddle, blurted out SIRI!?)
W: so did you ask?
D: bruce said no
D: I don't even know why?! its not that hard to take care of one
D: I mean I said id be responsible and give it water and look over it and stuff
W: sometimes its in the presentation. what was your opening
D: "Bruce, I want a cactus."
W: ok. you see, theres your problem.
W: you didn't say please. And next time, make a powerpoint. Powerpoints with transitions always seal the deal.
W: ALWAYS
D: stop it
R: stop what?
W: yeah what
D: you know what I'm talking about
R: nope
W: ?
D: STOP TELLING GIRLS YOU HAVE A RICH FRIEND AND SHOWING THEM MY PICTURE
D: ITS NOT FUNNY ANYMORE GUYS
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D: stop
D: dude come the Mountain quick
W: why?
D: kaldur is making the most hilariously serious speech on the inaccuracy of Ariel The Little Mermaid
W: Roy can you take us to Taco Bell
R: no
W: why not
R: because I'm busy
W: it's an emergency
W: we are gonna die of starvation we don't go. And we don't want you to explain why I'm dead to uncle Barry
R: it's still no
D: then you'll have to explain why I'm dead to Bruce
R: you guys want chalupas or burritos I'm outside
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