Chapter 10
Once again, a short chapter. As I upload these past chapters from Wattpad onto this platform, I realise I have random short chaoters in-between long ones. So, sorry ahead of time.
D: I hate getting fingerprints on tape
W: use your thumbs so you only get thumbprints
D: dude no
W: I'm home alone this is great
D: perfect time for a murderer
W: hah ha very funny, but I'm not scared
D: yeah well have fun with that
*One hour later*
W: dude come here now I heard a noise I'm going to die I don't wanna die oh my god
D: bro.
R: don't let Wally go to Walmart to get you something
D: why not
R: because he's gonna come home with a coffee, multiple coupons, a nickel off the street, and two phone numbers from the girls he probably found while getting coffee
R: and through all that does he get me my fruit roll up? No.
D: lol
R: I just want my freakin' fruit roll up
D: your pretty
D: pretty ugly
W: your funny
W: funny looking
W: BRO I heard you were the judge at a court case today?!
W: since when are you a judge?!
D: *sends photo of online certificate*
D: well according to this... since 8:57 last night
W: where's mt. Rushmore
D: in one of the Dakotas I think
W: hold on THERES MORE THAN ONE?
W: I though you were gonna meet me at 11
D: nah sorry. Bruce and I are grounded
W: ... what...no why... no no no hold up... who?
D: Alfred
W: what did the two of you do?
D: Bruce agreed to play spy with me so I gave him a walkie talkie and long story short Alfred caught us both trying to steal his feather duster and I yelled at Bruce THE BRITSH ARE COMING THE BRITSH ARE COMING
D: so yeah. Alfred grounded us
W: lol Alfred is the best
D: heck yeah he is
Uploaded: 1/11/18