Chapter 11
D: hey I'm bored
D: what are you up to
W: For the past hour I've been calling in sick to places I don't even work at
D: move over it's my turn
W: art is so boring
W: who cares about drawing two point perspective
W: I already know the color wheel
W: why is it suddenly violet why not keep it purple
W: everyone are liars here
W: why is everyone so good at drawing hands
W: noses are just triangles
W: ewwww there's gum under the desk
W: why do I need to know any of this
W: unless this gonna be on the college exams
W: this is worthless
D: question in the SAT: on march 8, in your art class in 10th grade what did you learn about the science of chemically changing and combining two natural colors created by the various wavelengths of visable light into a new chemical compound?
W: ...
W: blue+red=violet
D: give this kid his diploma
W: let's play Rock Paper Scissors
D: no. How? that won't even work
W: pllleeeaaasssseee
D: fine
W: okie Rock Paper Scissors shoot
W: what did you get
D: no you tell me what you got
W: ahhhhhh
W: I can now see how this may be a problem
(A/N: To a friend who insisted to play Rock Paper Scissors over the phone with me. Unfortunetly, it took them a bit longer than Wally to figure out the problem.)
D: SHUT UP ALREADY OKAY SHEESH YOU GUYS ARE SO CLOSED MINDED OMG
D: WHY CANT YOU GUYS ACCEPT THE FACT THAT THE 'G' IS SILENT ALL OF YOU ARE HEARTLESS
W: ...
R: sorry
D: IM LEAVING
W: ...what?
R: I don't even know anymore
D: If a two year old hands you a toy phone
D: should you answer it?
W: no, it could be a telemarketer
R: and thats the story of how I crashed my first car
W: ...
D: There's is someone for everyone and the person for you is a psychiatrist
R: ha look who's talking
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