Chapter 13
W: memories are playing coolmath and poptropica when the teacher let us in elementary school
D: memories are hacking into the intercom at random government buildings making them think it's haunted in elementary school
W: you sound fun
R: stop following me
R: and especially throwing paper hearts at me
R: no I DO NOT WANT TO TAKE YOUR LOVE
R: KEEP THOSE FILTHY VILE RED BLUDGERS AWAY FROM ME
D: but bro
W: we love you
D: seriously get a grip on life bro
W: but I have no thumbs
D: yellow or pink
W: pink why not
*10 minutes later*
D: FYI I stocked the med bay with hello kitty, strawberry shortcake, Winnie the Pooh, and pink polka dotted bandaids
W: okay
W: dibs on strawberry shortcake though
D: i'll make sure to tell the rest of the team that
D: so instead asking why you should fries with that, say
D: WHY DID THE LITTLE OLD LADY SWALLOW THE FLY?
W: dude that comes with job of being a hardcore granny on the back of a motorcycle
D: ...you changed my perspective
W: dude help!
D: what?
W: I changed the language on uncle Barry's phone to mandarin
D: lol
W: I can't change it back :(
D: knock knock
R: ~sigh~ who's there?
D: Us
R: us who?
R: this is an awful joke
W: it's not a joke. We've been knocking outside your door for 15 minutes
D: by the way, your neighbor on the right has a very colorful personality
W: and the one in the the left prefers if you turned your music down
W: and the one directly below you wants you to stop stomping around
D: ROY YOUR FAMOUS!
R: you'll shut it if you want to come in
D: or we can keep talking and just go through your window
R: I hate the both of you
R: it's just 40 more minutes
W: fiinnnneeee
*40 minutes later*
W: how long?
R: 40 more minutes
W: 40 MINUTES!
W: YOU SAID THAT 40 MINUTES AGO
W: WHAT THE HECK ROY
W: I saw the news
W: so how was it being stuck in an ice cave with Harley Quinn for 20 minutes
D: well she decided we should huddle together for warmth "to lengthen our survival time"
D: but I said "ew. No." But she grabbed me from behind and we sat there for the rest of the time with me pouting and with my back to her and her hugging me.
W: oh is that all that happened
D: what were you expecting. don't be gross.
D: she did tell me knock knock jokes though and she asked me what shampoo I used and we talked about which was the better brand. we also talked a bit about gas prices, cause honestly. That thing is a mess.
D: Harley Quinn is kinda cool
D: don't tell Bruce
W: lol sure
D: WHAT THE HECK WALLY BRUCE JUST YELLED FOR ME DOWNSTAIRS
D: IF IM IN TROUBLE I WILL KILL YOU
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