From One To Another

by OnlyEscape

Dick and Wally. There should be no surprise that this pair of idiots text each other. And that's not including when Roy is with them. This is the trio's normal conversation over text. (No Pairings - just humor and friendhsip between everyone's favorite three losers) Inspired by RedAlert98's version: Wally And Dick's Text Messages.

25. Chapter 24

Chapter 24

---

D: I lost my shoes

W: aren't you at school right now

D: that's why it's so concerning

---

W: so who wants to break into my school

D: whyyy

W: i lost my phone. I've been looking for it everywhere

D: so you want me to come break in to help you find your phone back

W: yes

D: what are texting me on right now

W: my phone

W: oh

W: OH SHOOT

---

D: I love how I can tell you ridiculously long math formulas and write multiple page proofs and write entire papers for math theories

D: but dear god you ask me to add 8+8 and I'll just look at you for really long time and just answer stupidly with like ...Russia or Mercury?

W: the struggle of a super smart person

---

D: I know where you were last night

W: where?

D: *Sends a picture of trash on the side of the road*

D: stop loitering Wally

W: okay so screw You

---

W: my to do list:

W: to do

W: to do

W: to do, to do, to do, to do, to doooo, dododododo

D: stahp

---

R: the true heroes are the kids who could go over 100 during the pacer tests

D: shhh

W: do not speak of the what cannot be named

---

R: so I'm going to kidnap you guys Saturday morning and you're gonna be my hostages until Sunday morning

R: okay

D: can we make it Friday after school

R: yeah sure

W: im packed and ready to go

---

W: whats your amazon account?

D: why?

W: I wanna order my own microwave for experiments

D: ok cool, so its

---

D: whats you amazon account

W: why do you need mine. your rich?

D: yeah but my browse history is gonna concern bruce if it shows me trying to buy a baby alligator

W: okay that makes sense. you can use mine. Its

---

D: I need to go to sleep

W: then go to sleep

D: but I can't

D: the internet

D: it calls

---

D: Alfred is amazing

W: I already know that

D: dude but no.

D: he can sing

D: ...opra

W: I wanna see that

---

D: I thought I told you to stop showing girls my picture and telling them you have a rich friend

R: you did

R: but we didn't care

W: you're just jealous

D: I'm not jealous

D: if a girl is gonna date me, they better be smart and propose to me with a biologically engineered real-life breathing dragon created with the DNA of penguins, cats, and a wizard

W: ...give me a month. I'll see what I can do

R: ...I will help

D: GO AWAY BOTH OF YOU

D: AND I EXPECTED MORE FROM YOU ROY

---

Uploaded: 1/20/18