Chapter 25
D: procrastinators unite... tomorrow
W: can we make it next week
W: I don't really feel like it
W: Roy told me you have an online psychology degree
R: and Wally said you're also a certified judge
W: how many online degrees do you have?
D: *sends picture of dentist, astronomer, cardiologist, archeologist, and baker*
R: 1st of all: I'm not letting you near my teeth
R: 2nd: ok I'm fine with you being an astronomer
D: I follow the moon and suns to find out your death dates
R: cool. tell me when you figure it out
W: 3rd: your not doing something to someone's heart
R: 4th: digging up bones?
D: so I can find dinosaur DNA and create an army of bioengineered reptiles
W: ok
W: and baker? Do you need a degree for that?
D: no it just makes me feel official
R: ok
W: ok
R: you shouldn't be able to get all this online though.
D: I know right
D: I'm thinking about getting my driver's license online right now
R: no stop
W: yes do it
D: chances of us getting caught are like 120%
W: No worries. Everything is going to be fine.
D: If Bruce has to pick me up from the police station AGAIN, then you can explain for the both of us.
W: *breaks law*
W: *duct tapes it back together*
W: your the worst friend ever. honestly
D: I may be a really bad friend
D: but I'm your really bad friend
W: fiiinnneee.
W: I'll just have to keep you.
D: sometimes I feel like "sleep is for the weak"
D: but then other times I feel like "sleep is for the week"
W: same
D: *sends a photo of the Wayne manor ballroom, the perspective is high looking down*
D: Bruce finished renovating the ballroom
W: is it just me but why does it look like the ballroom from beauty and the beast?
D: I'm a Disney kid and Bruce said I could pick the style
W: but you realize what we have to do right
D: ...
D: yes
D: ROY
R: yup
D: how are you feeling about wearing a yellow ball gown?
R: no I know what your thinking
D: how about gold?
R: better
D: ballroom at Wayne Manor at 6. see ya there
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