Why Can't I Play Around
Chapter 1
By Shadowgate
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Wendy Testaburger was on a two week paid vacation but of course there's no vacation from house work. She just got finished cleaning up Jerry's room and she was not happy she found a 1983 Playboy Magazine.
"Where the fuck did he get this old jack off magazine? Maybe he was going through our stuff and Stan fucking had it."
It would be an hour before he got home from school so she figured she would put it on the living room table and wait for him.
When Jerry got in the door his mother called for him. He replied "yes mother" and went into the living room.
She holds up the Playboy magazine and stated "I found this behind your book case."
Jerry moaned and said "well it's mine. Am I in trouble because kids aren't allowed to have them?"
Wendy answered "you're in trouble for that reason and I'm not fond of pornography."
Jerry said "sex education starts early mom."
Wendy moaned "in this town sex education has always been so far over the fucking top."
Jerry smiled and chimed "looking at pornography under age is a victimless crime. I didn't hide it under my bed because that's where parents look first but you found it anyhow. Why can't I play around with a Playboy Magazine in the privacy of my own room?"
Wendy answered "pornography has effects on people."
Jerry moaned and turned around to walk away.
Wendy asked "where are you going?"
Jerry said "to my room why?"
Wendy snapped "I'm not done talking to you and when your father gets home he will certainly be informed about this."
Jerry moaned and stated "you're really mad aren't you?"
Wendy made it clear she was just concerned and then she wrapped her arms around her son.
TO BE CONTINUED