Why Can't I Play Around
Chapter 2
By Shadowgate
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Stan Marsh arrived home from work in the evening. When he opened his front door Wendy shoved the Playboy Magazine in his face and said "look at what I found behind the book case in Jerry's room."
Stan replied "oh well I'm glad you're giving it to me now" to which Wendy shot back "this is serious Stan."
Stan chimed "okay, okay."
Wendy added "it's time for that Goddamn birds and the bees talk. Males can't keep their tools in their pants."
Stan immediately snapped "oh and growing up your best friend Bebe Stevens was so innocent."
Wendy moaned but admitted Stan had her there and she went on to plead with him "please talk to Jerry."
Stan yelled "Jerry your mom caught you with a jack-off magazine so we have to talk."
Wendy got pissed off and said "Stan the front door is open and I'm sure all the neighbors heard you."
Stan said "um, sorry Wendy."
Jerry came from around the corner and said "I know I'm in trouble."
TO BE CONTINUED