Chapter 29: (HAPPY HOLIDAYS)
D: where are you? I've been waiting outside the theatre for almost twenty minutes now.
W:Really sorry dude, I just got back from fight club. But I woke up late as well, so I missed the part about the rules but it was probably nothing important anyways.
D: and you still have a secret identity, how?
D: doing science fair right now. I have to focus, so don't text me.
*10 minutes later*
D: do you ever get that feeling where you're so done with everything, even when you haven't started
W: me, everyday in the morning man.
W: just checking up on something, but dinosaurs aren't microwaveable, right?
D: yeah?
W: ...
W: I still did it anyways.
D: WALLY
W: I need to use your amazon account to buy another microwave before barry and iris come home
W: HOW DO YOU WIN EVERY GAME
W: WHAT IS YOUR STRATEGY? YOU SAID YOU DON'T HAVE ONE BUT I'M NOT BUYING IT
D: having no strategy is my strategy
W: We need a plan
D: please calrify
W: we need a plan of attack
R: I have a plan. ATTACK!
D: woke up today with a goal in my mind. I wanted to build a little neighboorhood of igloos for penguins
D: Unfortunetly, My heart says yes but Bruce and Alfred say no
W: maybe next winter
W: Help I burned my hand
D: quick put something cold on it
W: *Places It Over Roy's Heart*
W: much better
R: I have so many things to say to you both
R: be happy that its the holidays
D: Wayne Enterprises Annual Winter Gala is coming up. This year Bruce decided that the two of us can make our own ice sculpture instead of ordering one.
D: important - Alfred has now joined us in the ice sculpture making
D: its now a competition. You want to be judges
R: yeah
W: send pictures
*7 Hours Later - Because Ice Sculpture Making Takes Forever (I Think) And I Needed To Account For Hot Coco Breaks*
D: Ok, you guys ready
D: *Sends Bruce's first. Its a cute model of Wayne Manor decorated with christmas lights*
W: Dude. That's impressive.
R: hold up. In the third window on the second story: Is that all three of you?
D: yup. nice attemtion to detail from Bruce wan't it.
R: very
D: *Sends his second. It's of the gigantic Christmas Tree in the center of Gotham Park. It includes a bunch of mini ice poeple sculptures around the tree*
R: I like the people around it
W: I like the shredded ice on top of the tree, looks like snow
D: Twas my goal Rudolph, but thank you
W: dont's call me that
R: lol
*30 Minutes Go By*
R: hey, where's Alfreds?
W: Yeah, I want to see his.
D: ...just. I just warn you guys. Prepare.
D: *Sends Alfred's. It's an entire scale model of all of Gotham. People on Sidewalks, Cars, Telephone lines, Stop signs, neighboorhoods, the docks, buildings, the park, LITERALLY EVERYTHING*
W: oh my fluffy, oh so fluffy pancakes
R: Holy cherry on top
D: IT TAKES UP THE ENTIRE STUDY
D: HE WINS. TEHRES NO DENYING IT
W: WHY IS HE NOT A SUPERHERO
R: ALFRED CAN DO ANYTHING
HAPPY HOLIDAYS AND A NEW YEAR EVERYONE!
I PUBLISHED THE FIRST CHPATER ON JUNE 16, NOT AIMING FOR ANYONE TO ENJOY IT AS MUCH AS YOU ALL HAVE! I WANT TO THANK YOU GUYS FOR EVERYTHING! 29 CHAPTERS OF RANDOMNESS AND LAUGHS AND YOU HAVE CHANGED EVRYTHING FOR ME! THANK YOU!
^^That is the note I gave my original readers when I published this chapter on Wattpad. Even though I've only begun posting this story here since the start of this year, I still want to give everyone the same message as I did before, albet it being a few months late.
So thank you.
Uploaded: 4/10/18