Why Can't I Play Around
Chapter 3
By Shadowgate
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Stan marched Jerry into the living room. He informed him that it was time for a "birds and the bees" talk.
He also informed him any dishonesty would result in the belt on his bare butt.
Jerry nodded and then Stan asked "where did you get the porn magazine?"
Jerry explained "I got it at a friend's house. His parents were throwing out old magazines."
Stan smiled and nodded.
Stan then added "you know your mom doesn't want you to have it."
Jerry replied "oh when a victimless crime is not approved by mommy then mommy will rush to daddy for enforcement."
Stan laughed and said "oh yeah and it's been that way for generations."
Jerry yelled "GODDAMN!"
Wendy yelled "language."
THE END