Chapter 30: 2018
R: dude I was babysitting Wally at his house, and he had this ridiculous fever. So his friends at (Stars Labs I think?) made this medicine for him cause of his annoying crazy metabolism. Anyways they really overestimated the power of one dose.
R: Wally started crying over the lack of donuts at his place so specifically ordered some to be delivered. Anyways the doorbell rings, Wally of course beats me to the door. He slams it open giving the nice teen a heart attack. Wally doesn't give a care to the world though. He snatches the box from his hands, slams the door shut, and opens the box. He looks at me with this super disappointed face, ready to cry.
R: "Roy, he gave us faulty donuts. See it's missing some donut in the middle." He drops the box and flashes himself upstairs. I have to open the door again to the poor guy outside, slip him a twenty for his troubles and then close door and run upstairs to see Wally crying into his pillow over, "the world is too cruel".
D: I can't stop laughing
W: so, how did you start off the new year?
D: Bruce held a party for most of the Wayne Enterprise people at his main office building. At the strike of midnight, i freaking rollerbladed into the office room where most of them were, with a fire extingusher strapped to my back, my hair in a crazy mess, wearing a ridiculous ammount of those shiny beaded cheap necklaces, red fruit punch stains around my lips, shouting to bruce directly, "YOU WONT FREAKING BELIVE THIS"
D: Aka. someone apparently 'acceidntly' spiked one of the punch bowls, nothing to serious though, but it was enough for, me, the only minor there to go nuts. Best part though, its all captured on the security camera
W: send me the video PLEASE
W: what are you up too right now
D: getting a new book set for Barbra's birthday in two weeks
W: didn't you get her some for Christmas
D: yeah, but she literally has no shelf control
W: ...was that an intentional mistake or an accident
D: yes
W: I went to the Honda dealership with Barry, casue he needed to get his oil changed. The dude said 45 minutes, its almost been an hour and a half. I told Barry that, "This isn't what I paid for." And he told me that, "I didn't pay for anything."
W: i don't know how, but this basically sums up my life right now
D: do you think Bruce would buy the Jurassic Park franchise if I asked for it nicely
W: throw in a week of chores and I say you have an offer he won't refuse
D: perfect.
D: ...he refused
W: did you try making the chore thing two weeks?
D: who do think I am Wally? I have standards.
R: please shut up both of you
W: im putting on a show
W: note, there will be fireworks
D: honestly I wasn't going to come before, but now that I know there are fireworks involved, give me a front seat
R: im coming along to see you mess up
W: Roy...
W: ...make sure you bring a camera
W: what does Batman want in his drink?
W: Just ice
D: haha I get it. lemme tell Bruce
D: on one hand Bruce hates you right now, on the other Alfred's going to bake you cookies because of that joke
W: YES ALFRED'S COOKIESSSS
THE FIRST CHAPTER OF THE NEW YEAR!
I HOPE YOU GUYS HAVE AN AMAZING YEAR AHEAD OF YOU!
^^Once agin, from the original upload, but I still want all of my readers to have an amazing year!
Uploaded: 4/10/18