Disclaimer for entire Fanfic: I don't own any Cannon characters from MCU or X-Men that may appear. I only own my OC Jade Nguyen aka Scarlet (I know real original, I can't help it. If anyone can come up with a better codename let me know.)

A/N: Italics are character thoughts.

Author Note: About Hawkeye - in my headcannon Hawkeye Clint Barton will forever be 80% deaf in both ears, from early childhood his father boxing his ears. So you will be seeing Hawkeye with his purple hearing aids and there will be sign language from time to time. Just a heads up.

Survival Tip # 2 Remain aware of the ceiling tiles. Agent Barton likes to hide in them with NERF weaponry.

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Chapter 2 - Survival Tip #2

June 10, 2007

Location: Manhattan, New York

Senior Agent Office Hallway Lvl. 7

"Not again I filled up the coffee pot this time. I swear it wasn't me." Jade exclaimed in anguish as she was pelted in the back with another NERF bullet. She'd been mysteriously getting pelted all day long. No matter where she was. Even the restroom and the locker room. It was starting to get tiresome, and it hurt like you wouldn't believe.

She'd didn't know what she'd done to piss off whatever Gods there were, but the rapid assault hadn't stopped all day. It was only 1300 hrs, or 1pm. She still had a long day to go yet. All the other Agents around her didn't even give her a passing glance. As if a rookie being pelted by NERF products normal.

Apparently it was. She'd just been walking down the hallway when she came across a familiar face around HQ. Agent Melinda May. When May walked by the younger Agent all she said was. "Look up."

Jade did so slowly reaching for holster as if that would stop whoever was doing this. The ceiling tile moved over so slightly to reveal a blonde tuft of hair. "Agent Barton!"

The ceiling tile cackled or rather the person in the ceiling cackled and than dropped down to reveal none other than Agent Clint Barton himself. Purple uniform wearing with matching purple hearing aids sniper extraordinaire. "Gotta look up rookie. Always look up."

"You in the bathroom...the locker room!" The crimson haired Agent shrieked. Very unlike herself. Jade's hands started to glow red.

"Whoa whoa easy there Scarlet. It was a joke. Hazing you know I do it to all the rookies." Clint tried explaining. No such luck the rookie Agent with ergokinetic mutant powers proceeded to pelt the senior Agent with her own energy bullets.

It took three other senior Agents to get the smaller rookie Agent off Clint, but Clint now wouldn't be messing with the pixie haired rookie with NERF darts anytime soon. It's gotta be the red hair, there's something about the red hair. Clint kept thinking to himself. As both he and Rookie Agent Nguyen were being reprimanded for improper use of one's skills and or powers.

That's the Updated Chapter 2 Everyone. Let me know what you thought by hitting the review box below and leaving a comment. Prompt Ideas and or Mission prompt ideas welcome as well. That is all thank you and have a great day/night.

- Agent Renegade is Out. Peace.