Disclaimer for entire Fanfic: I don't own any Cannon characters from MCU or X-Men that may appear. I only own my two OCs Jade Nguyen aka Scarlet and Sebastian Blackwell (I know real original, I can't help it. If anyone can come up with a better codename let me know.)

A/N: Italics are character thoughts.

A/N: Whoa two chapters in one day you guys are lucky. Now don't be expectin' that all the time now yah hear.

Survival Tip #14: Saying you did something 'for science' will not absolve you of culpability for any destruction that might result from your actions.

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Chapter 6 Survival Tip #14

One day, Agents Nguyen and Blackwell were in one of the labs, mixing chemicals together carefully. They wore lab coats, goggles, the works. Safety first after all they didn't want anything bad to happen. Nothing was happening except once in a while they would both pull back and gag at how bad it smelled.

"Are you sure this time?" Blackwell asked his friend who was thinking.

"I'm pretty sure this is the component we are needing." Nguyen said with a sheepish grin.

With a shrug, Nguyen added the last chemical to the strange mix...

The whole base heard a loud explosion from one of the labs and when it was investigated, Agents Nguyen and Blackwell were found sitting by a wall after what had obviously been a small explosion from their attempt to make napalm with orange juice and a forgotten element that turned out to be kerosene. When they were asked why they would try such a stupid thing they simply answered that it was 'for science' before being made to clean up and pay to fix what was damaged.

On another day, Fury found himself looking around in a failed attempt to find all the male members of the Avengers and asking around gave him no clues. He was about to give up until they decided to reveal themselves until he passed Agents Nguyen and Blackwell standing in the hall, pressed up against a door and looking in the window. The two of them were laughing uncontrollably and that itself warranted an investigation.

"So, what are you two laughing at?" He asked, looking over them and into the room.

Both Agents had frozen stiff at the sound of Fury's voice, but couldn't stop their laughter.

Inside of the room were six rookies three males and three females, all sitting on the floor and laughing their asses off. Though their voices were muffled, Fury could clearly see that their octaves were much higher than normal.

"What did you do to them?" He asked, looking to the snickering agents that he found were sharing a pair of earbuds that allowed them to hear into the room.

"Nothing dangerous." Nguyen said.

"Yeah, just a little helium." Blackwell continued. Sebastian had to admit that his friends' bad habits and pension for mischief were rubbing off on him.

"It was all for science I assure you." Nguyen stated, matter-of-factly.

"Mhm, we needed to see what would happen." Blackwell explained.

"And the others?" Fury cut in.

"They just happened to go into the room too so we figured we might as well see how they reacted." Nguyen giggled.

Fury rolled his eyes and shook his head.

"Just make sure they're sober within the hour, they've got a training mission to go on." He groaned as he walked off while hearing the two Agents shout 'Yes Sir!' behind him before laughing louder than before.

That's Chapter 6 Everyone. Hope you enjoyed. Let me know what you thought by hitting the review box below and leaving a comment. Mission prompt ideas are most welcome as well. That is all thank you and have a great day/night.

- Agent Renegade is Out. Peace.