Chapter 2: Link goes to Gerudo Land

*Link's POV*

Shortly after the blood moon I went to Gerudo Town. Luckily it wasn't sandstorming. I went in the village with my Bai Shirt, Snow Boots, and Thunder Helm.

"Bite your lip as you say it." Said a Gerudo. I ignored it and went north.

"How old are you actually?" asked some other Gerudo as I walked through town in silence. Ugh. These Gerudos, do they not realize when a person doesn't want to be bothered. I replied "I'm over 100!" but there was only laughter in response. What, am I not heroic looking enough to be telling the truth.

Just then, I looked out the window. It was a normal Gerudo day, with sandstorms in the distance and a large walking- wait what. I thought I defeated that thing ages ago.

I rushed toward the entrance of the village to leave, putting on my champion shirt at the same time to save time. But before I reached the door it was like that everything froze.

"Sound the alarm a voe has been detected!"

I was kicked out into the street. Oh well, that was faster than running out anyways.

*Urbosas POV*

How did this happen, my poor divine beastie suddenly turned evil again. It must be from a spread of ganon's power. So I sat down to ponder, but I was pulled into the main terminal! Like I knew I probably deserved it but man why.

*Back to Link's POV*

i wanted to make sure urbosa would not get out, so i made a break for the door. The door used the brake to slow its car down, enough that i could hitch a ride.

"Gee thanks bro!" I stated, with my sparkling blue eyes sparkling bluishly and eyes. By the way, I suddenly had a grand idea.

"I know," i shouted," i'll just save Urbosa cuz who even cares anyway!" Also, saving her would make gerudos angry again. I rubbed my hands together like a penguin and carefully adjusted my blond sideburns that flowed over my dignified pointy ears like waterfalls. Oh, and did I mention I blinked my blue eyes uh this is so strange? Then, a Moblin threw a Bokoblin at me. oUcH. The door fell apart into pieces of wood, and the Bokoblin's fire arrow lit the wood. I quickly sat down and rested 'till the morning. It was easier to see in the morning.

*Bokoblin's POV*

So, yeah, i just like, well, you see, I like was gonna fight this guy. And then Bob over there got this idea to throw me for some reason. So he like picked me up and like chucked me like I was a football and I was like "help" and then I hit the other guy off of his car and the guy's door fell apart. I was like, "yeah, let's get 'em" so I shot a fire arrow at the door, but it turned into a campfire and the guy sat down and started to like snooze. So I was like, "perfect time to attack" but for some reason I couldn't do any thing at all and I'm still like stuck and this is like sooo dumb i wanna like go home or something and eat chocolate. (Sry about that rant)

*Back to Lin'ks POV again*

I finally realized that It was time to wake up. When I woke up, i realized i was standing on a glowing patch of ground. I suddenly pulled out my sheikah slate and saw that the picture zelda had taken 100+ years ago was in the same place I was in now! LOL. So I dug deep into the trenches of my knowledge and salvaged those oh so great times of old.

End of Chapter Two.