cHaptre 9% caramity canon
So yeah I rode on a horse to calamity ganon. Fortunately, the guardians had terrible aim so it was a smooth ride to the castle. Once inside the borders, I swam up some waterfalls to the inner sanctum. I made sure to press the easy button before the final fight, since the journey was an entire cakewalk.
"Hey Ganon, I'm here to stop you I hollered. Suddenly, a nasty cocoon on the ceiling burst open and Ganon fell out of it! He was so heavy that he even broke the floor and fell into the basement! (That must've hurt)
I got out my sword and prepared to fight
He was kinda weak to be honest, dunno why I was expecting a challenge. I mean I TOTALLY didn't press the easy button. "That was easy." Said the easy button.
Anyway, we continued fighting for a long time. Then he evolved like a pokemon and we went outside. "Its dangrous to go alone. Take this!" Shout Zelda. She gave Link the bow of light.
Just then, the blood moon came o'er the rollign hills. zelda was preparing her speech but I told her "its no use" since I could see the moon anyway. I knew I had to do something, and fast. Being the quick thinker I was, I rode my horse over to the light barrier and got off. Strangely, I had clipped through the barrier! "WOW" i thought. Then i summoned the master cycle zero and rode towards the blood moon while unloading arrows into it. After some three hundred arrows, the blood moon vanished. THE BLOOD MOON HAS BEEN SOLVED!
The end