Okay everybody, this is 2 years 2 months after TLC and right before 7th year starts. It's August. I know that HP is set in the 1990's but according to this story, everything is happening at the same time.
Disclaimer: I own Harry Potter! Hahahahah
Jo: (comes in and sits down) No you don't, I do!
Me: Oh, then I own Artemis Fowl! Hahahahah
Colfer: (comes in and sits by Jo) No you don't I do!
Jo: That's my line.
Colfer: Well, now it's mine too.
Jo: (sticks tongue out at Colfer)
Colfer: (extremely offended) I swear I will get the LEP on you for revenge!
Jo: Who the hell is the LEP?
Me: (rolls eyes) Doesn't anyone ever stick to the script anymore? I only called you here to make the point that I don't own Artemis Fowl or Harry Potter.
Jo: You mean Harry Potter and Artemis Fowl.
Colfer: No, she means Artemis Fowl and Harry Potter.
Me: Okey Dokey, here's the next chapter. R&R!
CHAPTER 1
Captain Holly Short had not returned to LEPrecon. Instead, she had decided to stay in Section 8, with Foaly and Wing Commander Vinyáya. She was adjusting to "the future" well, because not many things had changed. I wasn't like a new language had been invented that she had to learn. The only differences were that Foaly had upgraded the Neutrinos into Neutrino 5000s and he had invented a few other gadgets that may or may not be important to this story. At the moment Holly was relaxing at her apartment, thinking about the last two years, two months. She thought about Qwan and No. 1, about that idiot demon, Abbot, about Mademoiselle Paradizo, and Artemis. Of course Artemis.
Fowl Manor, Dublin, Ireland
Artemis Fowl the Second was eating caviar in the Fowl dining room and doing what he did best: thinking. He was thinking about the last 2 years and 2 months, ever since he had returned from his little time escapade. When he had returned to Fowl Manor, his mother had rushed to him, crying her eyes out.
Artemis's Diary, disk three
Encrypted
Mother came rushing to me when I got home. I felt extremely guilty, to be succinct. That's something I've been feeling more and more lately. It's usually around Mother and, of course, Holly. Father stood there for a second, still shocked at seeing me after almost three years. Thank goodness I had on a contact. It was a specially made contact, mind you. Before I left Butler's, I insisted on getting a special contact made for me. It wouldn't do coming home with one eye blue and the other hazel. I couldn't buy a regular contact, you see. My eyes are a unique hue; only father has my color eyes. Anyway, after a few seconds, Father came and hugged me as well. After this, ah, heart warming reunion (for them. I saw them but 3 days ago), my parents started asking the questions. They asked me why I looked the same and why I was gone. I of course couldn't tell them about the People, so I told them I had a bit of amnesia and that the last thing I remember is saying goodbye to them as they left for their vacation in the Caribbean. Silly excuse, but they told me I could tell them everything when I got my memories back. I also met my little siblings. They are Myles and Beckett. Thank goodness they aren't Artemis and Apollo (for Artemis would be a boy, of course). That would be awkward.
Angeline and Artemis Senior had also decided that Artemis could finish his education at home. Artemis was glad about this, because now he didn't have to put up with idiota schoolteachers and immature students. This wasn't why his parents had let him stay at home, though. Angeline couldn't bear to keep her eldest son out of her sight for more that a few hours. During the first few months of his return, Angeline would go to where her son was and just sit with him. At first Artemis had felt awkward but then he found that he quite enjoyed his mother's company. Since then he and Angeline had become quite close, although Artemis still didn't share the most important secrets of his life with her. He felt guilty about that, too, but he couldn't tell. He'd promised Foaly.
Yeah, I liked the other chapter one better, but I needed to have Holly in Section 8.