Me: (perky voice) Yay, another chapter!
Readers: It's about time you update!
Me: Hey, I updated yesterday!
Readers: (shifty eyes) No you didn't.
Me: Yes I…
Holly: (comes in) Hey, if the readers say you didn't, then you didn't!
Me: But I…
Holly: Pulls out Neutrino 5000… whoops, did I say that out loud again?
Readers: (rolls eyes) Uh-huh.
Me: (sigh) Okay, before we have to redo this, I might as well point out that I don't own any Harry Potter or Artemis Fowl…
Holly: (Blushes at the mention of Arty)
Me: …characters. Okay, Holly, get out, we have to do this again. (shouts) An Interlude or Two, disclaimer/AN, take sixteen.
Me: (perky voice) Yay, another chapter!
Readers: It's about time you update…
An Interlude or Two
It had been two years since the People had been forced underground. The beautiful elf was desperate, for she couldn't hide that her son was half human for much longer. He had already started to age like one, and he looked mostly human, except for his ears, which were slightly pointed. He had magic as well. Oh, boy, did he have magic. More than his mother would ever know.
One day, the elfin girl decided to do something risky. Very risky. Life-or-death (for her and her son) risky. She decided to take her son to go live on the surface with his father. She was quite sad, for she know she would probably never see her baby boy again, but she knew that it had to be done. Her baby would be safer on the surface, not to mention happier. Plus, she would get to see her beloved husband again…
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The small, dark shadow of a figure crept into the desolate room. It was empty except for one tall, hooded figure with a black cloak on.
He spoke with a cold, cruel voice: "You have made a fatal mistake, sneaking in here."
The small figure presented herself as a small girl with deep brown eyes and long, black hair. "I have a proposition for you," she said in a dangerously sweet voice, the sweetness being a bad façade for just as much coldness and cruelty.
Voldemort (for indeed it was him), saw right through it, but he whipped out his wand anyway. "I'm afraid that you'll have to go bye-bye before you give me any proposition." And with that, he uttered the incantation for the killing curse: "Avada Kedavra!"
To his utter surprise, the spell bounced right off of the little girl. She smiled wickedly. "Your sort of magic doesn't work on me," she said. "Now, about my proposition…"
Uh-oh! Sorry to Shannon (Xx Artemis Rox Mi Sox xX) who was right. I shouldn't have told who the little girl was. So I'm not saying this time!!! Can you guess who she was? If you can (and most of you will hopefully), Review!!! REVIEW!!!!!!
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