Everyone who was listening held their breath. Willy's heart beating like a jackhammer as he braced himself for whoever Wakaba was gonna say.

"Please don't say her name! Please don't say her name! Please don't say her name!" he thought to himself.

Wakaba took a deep breath and then said the name. "Lisanna!"

The boys all looked at Wakaba and gawked at him in shock.

"What?!"

Willy was surprised. "Wh-what? What are you...?"

"Don't try to deny it! I know you like Lisanna," smirked Wakaba victoriously. "I saw you the other day when she came back from a job. You were carrying a load for Master for some reason, but that doesn't matter. When Lisanna came in, you were like a deer caught in the headlights! You kept staring at her until you ran straight into a pillar! That proves that you have a crush on Lisanna!"

"Wait a sec. I remember that day," said Jet. "That was pretty funny."

"Do you remember when he ran straight into that pillar?" asked Max chuckling. "That was hilarious."

"It was so funny that it was manly," laughed Elfman.

"Yeah. I was wondering who Willy was looking at that day," said Droy. "Could it really have been Lisanna?"

"Well, Willy? Is it true?" asked Warren. "Do you like Lisanna?"

"And no lying either!" spoke Gray.

Everyone stared at Willy awaiting his response. The girls on the other side waited for Willy's response not daring to make a sound. Willy said nothing for a while then he finally spoke.

"Okay. The truth is...about Lisanna..." he spoke quietly. "She's... she's really nice... and cute... and very sweet... so I... I..."

"Yes? Yes? Yes?" spoke the boys leaning close.

Then Willy smiled. "I see her only as a friend as well. Sorry Wakaba, but you're wrong."

"WHAT?!" cried the boys in shock everyone of them face faulting.

"Come on! You gotta be bluffing! You have to be!" spoke Wakaba indignantly. "I saw you the other day! You were looking directly at Lisanna when you ran into the pillar!"

"Sorry to say, but I was looking at someone else," Willy spoke standing up. "And in accordance to the rules Happy set, I don't have to tell you because that was your last guess. So I guess its game over for you guys."

"Nice going Wakaba," said Macao sarcastically. "What happened to 'leave it to you' huh?"

"Shut up! I didn't see you come up with anything good!" snapped Wakaba.


"Aww man! I was hoping that Wakaba would guess it," spoke Cana disappointed. "What a total let down."

"Me too. But I guess Willy's crush is gonna have to stay a secret for now," said Levy.

"Yeah. But there's one thing that I'm wondering about," Lucy spoke. "If Willy wasn't looking at Lisanna, then who was he looking at?

"Now that you mention it, I'm wondering about that as well," said Juvia. "Lisanna? Do you know anything about it?"

"Actually yes. I do," said Lisanna. "Willy was actually..."

But before Lisanna could finish, Mira had suddenly gotten up and dragged her out of the spring.

"What the... Big Sis! What are you doing?" protested Lisanna.

"Come on now, Lisanna. We have to get out of the spring," said Mira. "We have some important business to take care of."

"Wait! Mira! Hold on a sec!" said Lisanna.

But it was no use. Mira had already taken Lisanna out of the spring and she and her were gone leaving the other girls with blank expressions of surprise on their faces.

"Wonder what the heck was that about?" wondered Lucy.

"Who knows," wondered Levy. "And is it just me, did Mira seem... flustered to you guys?"

Every one of the girls shrugged their shoulders having no idea. Everyone that is except for Erza. She simply looked on with a smile on her face.

"So that's it. I guess everyone has their secrets to keep. Even Mira," she thought.

Then Carla stood up wrapping a towel around her. "In any case, I'm going to get out. You coming, Wendy?

"No thanks Carla," said Wendy. "I think I'll stay a little longer. I'll catch up with you later."

"Very well then, child," said Carla. "But don't stay in too long. Your skin will wrinkle and you'll overheat."

"Hold on a moment, Cana. I'm going out too," said Erza. "We'll go together."

And with that Erza and Carla left. Meanwhile back with Juvia, she was still trying to get a peep in on Gray through the hole she made.

"Curse this wretched steam! I still can't see my beloved!" she complained. "Why must the steam hate me so?! I want to see my beloved Gray so badly!"

"Well, I'll give her points for persistence," said Cana chuckling.

"I really just wish she would stop already," said Lucy.


"Oh well. Guess Willy's crush is gonna remain a secret for now," said Droy.

"Well then, as manly as this is, I'm gonna get out," said Elfman. "A real man should never get wrinkly."

"Count me in," said Max

"Me too," agreed Warren.

"Meh. I'll get out too," said Jet. "You coming, Droy?"

"I am getting kind of hungry," said Droy thoughtfully. "Let's go get something to eat."

And then the boys left the area of the springs, Willy then got out too.

"I'm coming with you guys too," said Willy. "I think I've had enough talking about girls for one day."

"Wait a minute, guys! Hold on! Let me get one more guess!" insisted Wakaba. "I take it back my guess!"

"Sorry. No, take backs Wakaba," grinned Willy.

"Come on! At least give us a hint about what she looks like!" complained Macao.

"Yeah! Is she nice? Is she curvy? Does she got that big derrière?" asked Wakaba

Willy then blushed a bright shade of red. "Why the hell do I have to tell you that?!" he snapped. "I said no take backs!"

"Come on man be serious!" snapped Macao. "Ignore him, Willy. If anything she must have them legs. Am I right?"

"Typical Macao. You always were a leg man weren't ya?" sighed Wakaba. "I still don't get why you're not a breast man.

"Yup. When it comes to women, it's always about those legs," smirked Wakaba pervily. "Besides, that's more in Gray's area. He's the guy that loves breasts. Why do you think he likes Juvia so much?

Gray was now a deep shade of red. "What the hell are you guys talking about?!" he yelled.

"Come on Gray. You and I both know, that you like Juvia not just because of her being your partner," smirked Macao. "You also like her because of her big jugs dontcha?"

"Listen, you two! Even if I did like her, and I'm not saying I do, I don't like her just because of her... her... chest! Okay!" snapped Gray. "You're just imagining things!"

"Oh yeah? Then how come when Phantom attacked us, you grabbed Juvia's tit when you fought her?" countered Macao.

Now Natsu and Happy were blushing and Gray was even redder than before.

"Now wait just a damn minute! That was an accident!" said a very flustered Gray. "I didn't grab her there because I liked it okay?!"

"You know, I knew you were a pervert before, but now I'm starting to think that you're a perv and a molester," spoke Natsu sounding like a parent.

"What'd you say?! I'm not a molester!" snapped Gray.

"Come on Gray, you take off your clothes and stalk cute girls, but now that we know that you apparently grab girls in the boob?" snickered Happy. "Now I'm positive that you're a big and total-"

Right at that moment, Gray had given Happy a powerful punch and sent him flying into the sky until he was nothing more but a star.

"I'm not a pervert! It was an accident I tell you!" he yelled at Natsu.

"Sounds like someone's in denial," Natsu scoffed.

Gray was now absolutely livid as he clenched his fists. "That tears it! You wanna die today you fiery mouth breather?!" he growled angrily.

"You're just upset that you've been caught red-handed you pervy popsicle!" snickered Natsu. "But since you wanna fight, then bring it on!"

Then Natsu and Gray got into an all-out fight again with Willy, Macao, and Wakaba watching.

"Oh brother. There they go again," sighed Macao.

"Well you're the one who started it," said Wakaba. "You had to mention Juvia's breasts to Gray did you?"

"Well, it's true. Besides, it's not the breasts that make the girl, it's the legs,' said Macao sootily.

"No way man! What matters is the butt. What nonsense are you spouting?" insisted Wakaba.

"You're the one spouting nonsense! It's the butt that matters!"

"I say it's the legs!"

Now Wakaba and Macao were in a pointless fight making Willy stand back in the sidelines watching the two fights unfold.

"Oh man. Not this again," he sighed. "Why is it that this guild is knowing for breaking into fights over a few words? Oh well. At least the heat is off me."


The girls who were still listening to the boy's side couldn't believe what they heard.

"Well, things are now starting to take a weird direction," said Lucy.

"Yeah and... it's kinda making me uncomfortable," Levy spoke blushing.

"Forget about that!" smiled Cana. "I'm more interested what they said before about Juvia." She then looked at Juvia who was still peeping. "Is what Macao said really true? It's not some kind of joke is it?!"

Juvia who was now no longer looking through the hole was now blushing beet red.

"Juvia: It was such a long time ago, but yes," she spoke. "My beloved Gray touched my breast back when we shared a hot confrontation."

"Say what?! When did this happen!?" asked Lucy. "Please tell me you're joking?"

"What's the matter love rival?! Are you jealous that my beloved Gray touched my breast and not yours?" asked Juvia.

"Why would I be jealous over something like that?" sighed Lucy. "I mean come on."

"Because my beloved Gray loves my breasts more than he loves your fake breasts," smirked Juvia snootily. "Unlike mine which are one hundred percent real."

Now Lucy was feeling a bit cross. "Fake breasts?! Okay, you crossed the line there, rain girl! I'll have you know that my breasts are not fake! My breasts are one hundred percent real!"

"Then prove it then!" Juvia shot back. "Prove that your breasts aren't just fake lumps of fat love rival!"

"Fine then! Give em a feel!" said Lucy as she thrust out her breasts right in front of Juvia's face.

"Lucy! What are you doing?!" exclaimed Levy in surprise. "This isn't like you at all!"

Then Juvia took a firm hold of Lucy's breasts making the blonde yelp in surprise and started feeling them. She massaged softly at times, then she squeezed them as if she was kneading dough.

"This...this is unbelievable! Juvia's breasts... are absolutely incredible!" murmured Juvia with wonder. "They're so soft and bouncy! They're like big fluffy pillows!"

Lucy let out a small moan as her cheeks went pink. "S-see? I told you th-they're real! Now... you can stop now." she said.

But Juvia didn't stop. She kept on feeling Lucy's breasts mesmerized by their size and shape. The other girls looked on with surprise and embarrassment written on their faces. Then suddenly, Cana snuck up behind Levy and grabbed her breasts from behind making her yelp.

"Dah! Cana! What are you doing?!" squeaked Levy.

"What's it look like? I'm feeling your breasts," smiled Cana mischievously. "Seeing Juvia and Lucy get it on has made want to know if your breasts are really are real."

"Kn-knock it off!" wailed Levy. "You know I'm sensitive about that! Cut it out!"

Wendy looked on as the other girls went at it. She looked at Lucy's and Juvia's breasts. Then she looked at Wendy and Cana's breasts. Finally, she looked at her own breasts which made her feel depressed and annoyed.

"Why does it always have to be breast size?" she whined to herself.


Back on the boy's side, the fighting was still going on with Natsu going against Gray and Macao against Wakaba. Willy was trying his best to escape so that he wouldn't get caught in the crossfire. Suddenly a huge chunk of ice came straight toward Willy making him quickly duck out of the way just in time.

"Whew. That was close!" Willy said letting out a breath. "I really need to get out of here before I get caught in the crossfire."

As Willy was getting up leaning against the wall, he saw something in the corner of his eye. It was a hole. The very same hole that Juvia made to peep in on Gray.

"A hole? I wonder who made this?" he wondered.

Letting his curiosity get the better of him, Willy looked through the hole. What he saw on the other side, made his eyes pop out of their sockets in shock. There was Juvia feeling Lucy's breasts and Cana feeling Levy's.

"Wh-what the hell?! Why is Juvia touching Rin in such an indecent manner!?" Willy screamed in his head. "And why is Cana doing the same thing to Levy?!"

As Cana continued to fondle Levy and Juvia fondling Lucy, Willy couldn't help but watch. He wanted to look away, but he couldn't. His heart started beating like a jackhammer and he couldn't help, but feel a little lust in his heart for what he was seeing. Then he noticed his nose feeling a little funny. He immediately pinched it.

"Oh crap! I can't hold on much longer! I'm only used to seeing these things in books! Not for real!" he thought. "I want to look away, but I can't stop! But if I don't stop looking! I don't know how much longer I can take this!"

"J-j-juvia! Knock it off!" wailed Lucy the blush in her cheeks deepening. "If you keep feeling them like that... I'll go crazy!"

"So big... So soft... So bouncy..." Juvia said speaking like a zombie.

"C-cana! Stop it! Th-this... this isn't funny you know!" squeaked Levy. "Why are you even doing this?"

"Oh come on Levy. Just think of it as an experiment," giggled Cana. "An experiment to see if your itty bitty titties are real and growing."

"What?! What kind of...reason is that?!" moaned Levy as her blush grew deeper too.

Hearing that, the feeling in Willy's nose became a lot stronger and his heart began beating a lot faster. His face was beet red and there was steam coming out of his ears. He was like a teapot ready to blow some steam. He tried to hold it in, but he knew that he couldn't keep it up much longer. Any second, he was gonna blow. Then... it happened.

What happened then, no one knew. Perhaps it was because Juvia was massaging too hard or perhaps Cana pinched Levy in the nipple. Anyway, Lucy and Levy both let out a sexy moan that sent Willy over the edge. His nose exploded with his blood shooting straight into the sky like a geyser. Blood spewed everywhere on the boy's side. The boys immediately stopped what they were doing and looked up with the blood slightly raining down on them.


The girls immediately stopped what they were doing taking notice of the red geyser.

"What is that?!" exclaimed Wendy. "Some kind of waterspout?!"

"A waterspout that's red? Doubt it," said Cana.

"Yes. I'm a rain woman and I can assure you that geysers don't spout red water," said Juvia.

"That's not water..." said Lucy slowly beginning to realize. "That's... blood!""


What the hell is that?!" exclaimed Wakaba.

"Some kind of geyser spewing red water?" wondered Macao.

"That's not water! It's blood!" cried Gray. He then saw where the blood was coming from. "Oh crap! Willy!"

"He's spewing more blood than a... I don't know, but he's spewing a lot of blood!" yelled Natsu.

The boys then rushed over to Willy checking him over, but the blood was too much for them. They couldn't get close without getting covered in blood.

"Holy crap! Someone get a tissue or something!" yelled Macao beginning to panic. "We gotta stop Willy from bleeding before he loses all of his blood!"

"Forget the tissue! With all the blood he's spouting, he's gonna need a plug!" cried Wakaba.

"Never mind that! I'll just burn his blood away with my fire!" roared Natsu igniting his fist.

"That's not gonna do anything, you moron!" Gray screamed. "Do you always have to think that your fire's gonna solve anything?! Willy! Come on man! Pull yourself together!"

But Willy with a dazed look on his face didn't respond. He was completely unconscious as his blood continued to gush forth from his nose.