Wow, this chapter is so short! I'm so sorry. Please enjoy and review.
Peter was perfectly content with life so far. There have been no serious crimes, but just enough to keep him busy and he got good grades on his report card. It was almost too good to be true. Flash was also sick today, so yay! The world seemed to be in a good mood today to let him have such luck.
It didn't stay good though. He had to run out of webs just in time to swing into a tree. Well, it wouldn't usually be that bad, but there was an Avenger sitting there, filming it all. Of course it had to be Clint of all people. It might even be worse than Tony! Just as he predicted, the older Avenger bursted in laughter.
"Hahahahahaha... I'm dying right now! This would make such a great YouTube video! Oh, hahahaha!" Clint laughed, holding his stomach and almost falling off of the bench he was perched on.
"Seriously?" Spidey grumbled under his breath, his face turning red under his mask. Thanks so much mask, for protecting my identity and keeping my face hidden.
Clint just kept on laughing. "I'm gonna post this right now! What timing!"
"Come on! It's not that funny! You just got lucky, that's all!" Spidey called out, climbing off of the tree. Embarrassment was eating away at him, melting him, even in this cold weather.
"I don't think I'll ever get that lucky again!" Clint giggled, finally falling off the bench. Spidey almost wished that there was no snow cushioning his fall.
Spidey lunged for Clint in his weakened, out of breath, state. He reached for the phone with the video, but Clint was still just a bit quicker than him.
"Nu uh uh! Not today bug boy! Think of the subscribers!" Clinted smiled mockingly.
"Why does everyone call me that? Spiders are arachnids, not bugs and, I'm not a boy! Hence the name!" Spidey argued. "You are so gonna pay for posting that video by the way!"
"Yeah, sure!" Clint smiled, pushing Spider-Man off.
"I could always take it down! I'm smart you know! I can hack," Spidey pouted, crossing his arms.
"Sure, kid," Clint smirked deviously.
Spider-Man looked at him, eyes widening under his mask. "You are not getting Mr. Stark to make it almost impossible to hack! Just no!"
"Great idea! I'm going right away!" Clint exclaimed.
"No! Please! I'll do whatever you want! Just don't post that!" Spidey begged, leaping to his feet.
Clint looked at the tower for a moment, holding his chin, as if in deep thought. His eyes suddenly brightened. "I got an idea! If this works, I'll free you of this torture."
"What is it?" Spidey whimpered, thinking over his decisions.
"We could make a video of us pranking Captain America!" Clint whispered in his ear.
"Oh, uh, sure!" Spidey agreed, relieved to hear that it wasn't something too insane... wait... it was a lot more insane than he had expected.
"Let's get going then! This'll get more views than the one about you!" Clint giggled, starting towards the tower.
Spider-Man swung after Clint, tree by tree. The thought of prancing Captain America did sound hilarious. After all, it was one of the most known heroes, but that would give him a great impression on Steve. Just wonderful.
"Wait up!" he called after Clint, weaving through the trees.
Somehow, the spy was just a bit quicker. Spidey couldn't keep up, the snow was slowing his movements.
When they got to the tower, Spidey was out of breath from almost face planting trees. He looked at Clint who was sweating, but he seemed to hide how tired he was well, if he were tired at all.
Spidey gaped at how large the tower was. Sure he's been here more than just a few times now, but how do you expect to not gape when the lobby itself is three times the size of your house? Maybe three times was pushing it, but t was definately larger than the house.
"Come on! We need to get this video!" Clint urged, shoving Spidey across the lobby to the elevator. "Quickly!"
Spidey stumbled into the elevator. The more he thought about prancing Steve, the more nervous he got. What if it ruined his image? What if Steve wouldn't like him anymore?!
"Hey, kid, calm down! We're having fun!" Clint reassured. "Cap would be pretty annoyed, but no lasting grudges!"
"I said something out loud didn't I?" Spidey asked, as his head drooped a little.
"Yep!" Clint smiled.
"Great!" Spider-Man groaned. "You didn't hear the-"
"Kid, I heard it all," Clint cut in.
Spider-Man just sighed and looked at his feet.
"Brighten up! We're here! Steve's floor!"
Okay, Spidey was officially going to have a heart attack.
What do you think? I know, short chapter, but I couldn't do much better... sorry. Please review and give me some feedback!
