As the Louds prepare to head back from their camping trip, on the other side of Michigan, a familiar antagonist is seen combing through the sand dunes as if with a fine-tooth comb.
"Argh! Why'd the mistress send me to this godforsaken desert park?! I'd be a much more valuable asset to her if I was…anywhere but here! It's hotter than goddamn Riyadh, Saudi Arabia in this hellhole!"
Suddenly, he gets a call on his cellphone. The voice on the other end sounds androgynous, and yet, also contralto. Mayhaps this person is using some sort of voice modulator to disguise their voice?
"Mistress, it's you."
"Senbō, stop playing around in the sand, a security guard might come and arrest you! Now, there should be a tunnel connecting this sand dune park to Royal Woods, all the way across the state."
"Is that all?"
"No. Let me finish, dunderhead! I may have accidently released some creatures in the area that our scientists and I may have gene spliced and robotocized to see how they would interact in the real world.
Suddenly, a conglomeration of people starts fleeing the surrounding area. What sounds like gunshots are heard in the background. It is one of the army's new creations.
"Gee, it sure is a good thing we live in a comic book. Otherwise, we might actually be in danger of dying! Thankfully, cartoon physics won't allow that to happen."
"Well that, and our CERO C rating. Can't be TOO violent for the younger siblings that might want to sneak a peek at their older sibling's awesome new game. It might traumatize them for life if they're not ready! But still, when the time comes, they should play this game."
"Uh, what are you talking about? I thought this was a story, not a video game?"
"Nothing, I'm just rambling about nothing that you should be concerned about. Anyway, head through the tunnel, get to Royal Woods and await further instructions. By the way, I've arranged for your squadron to meet you there."
"Alright, thanks."
This agent of the mistress' army easily navigates the barren wasteland that is the sand dune park and finds the white building housing the tunnel underneath it. It was guarded by a miniboss but this person is so powerful, he defeated it in 2 turns! He goes through and takes a futuristic transport that the mistress had so graciously provided them with by inventing it herself! Eventually, he gets through the underground passageway and manages to get to Royal Woods. He exits the tunnel and is in front of that pompous hegemonic hedonist, Lord Tetherby's mansion.
"Oh no, this rich bastard…"
He gets another call from his boss.
"I can see that from our GPS, you're in Royal Woods. Good, now get to the Loud house. Their address is 1216 Franklin Avenue. Some of the low-level soldiers reported seeing 3 blond girls at the Outer Sativum Promontory, gazing confusedly at a data chip. Get that data chip at all costs! It has highly classified information on it that is of the utmost importance! How do I know this? Because, while the grunts reported it to Namakemono, one of the girls tried calling her sister, not knowing that I intercepted the call.
Flashback to a few moments earlier…
"Lisa? Are you there? We need your help! This strange group of people in what looks like military uniforms are trying to cause chaos all throughout Michigan! Me, Lola and Lana found a data chip in the Outer Sativum Promontory, guarded by a giant scorpion! You're a smart person, so can you, like, invent something that can decrypt files? Because this thing is incomprehensible to us. I know you aren't smart enough to just die on us, you must be out there somewhere! Please, we need you!"
"Sorry, the person you have reached is no longer available. But thanks for the valuable information, you ignoramus. I'll be sure to tell this "Lisa" what a moron you really are."
"Come on, Lisa. I know it's you. You have caller ID on your cellphone."
"I'm not Lisa. I found her cellphone."
"Lisa has a highly secure password for her cellphone."
"I hacked it. This "Lisa" isn't the only genius in the world, you know!"
She hangs up on Leni.
"So, you want me to retrieve the data chip from those cunts and their pussy of a brother?"
"Shemoo, language! Someone might be listening!"
"Why do you care? Ratings? Oh no, some Nintendo CERO yakuza will descend down onto this story and give it a CERO Z rating because I'm too edgy for children. Never mind that SEGA got a T rating for Shadow the Edgehog, who swears more than a sailor and kills people, robots and aliens with hyper realistic guns!"
"Look, just get the chip already."
"Do I have your permission to murder the Loud sisters if they get in the way of my objective?"
"Yes. But only if you HAVE to. Recovery of the chip is the first priority! Escape after you get the chip. We don't want them to find out where our bases are."
"Understood, mistress."
She hangs up. Senbō continues on with his mission.
"Hey you, get out of here! This is Lord Tetherby's mansion. Only people as rich as he is may come to the gates!"
Lord Tetherby's servants kick Senbō out. He thinks about annihilating everyone in that mansion. But no, he has a mission from the mistress herself. To recover that chip that is so important to her! He arrives at 1216 Franklin Avenue where a small group of Senbō's regiment is outside.
"Hey look, the military's here!"
The rest of the sisters, sans Luan, congregate at the living room.
"Why is the military here?"
"Maybe Lisa did something highly illegal before she went missing?"
"Probably."
"No, wait!"
They all look at Lola.
"Look at the soldier's uniforms! Those are the guys that attacked us at the Outer Sativum Promontory! They must be here for that data chip that we found. Lana, how's Lisa's device working on decrypting that thing?"
"It's at 2%. It might take a while before this thing is fully revealed to us."
"Seeing as we have experience dealing with these punks, we'll fight them off!"
"It looks like they brought some heavy artillery…"
"And they have a commander this time. Wait…is that…?!"
"Attention Loud bitches! You have something that belongs to my boss! Give us the data chip and we will leave peacefully…this time. Don't, and we will take it by force! What is your choice?"
"This chip will give us some answers on what's happening! Like heck, we'll give it up!"
"Fine, have it your way, fuchsia firebrand!"
Senbō then talks to one of his pilots.
"Hey, flyboy! They refused! Maybe you can change their minds. I'm giving you authorization to kill them."
The pilot hops into the cockpit and flies in his jet. Lola, Lana and Leni hop out of their house and try to confront the pilot.
"This is the L-37 Cytostriker. It is also the last thing you're ever going to see. Give me the data chip, or it will give you death!"
"NO!"
"Flyboy, kill them!"
The L-37 Cytostriker suddenly attacked!
Lana threw the Tear Ripening Gadget!
The L-37 Cytostriker's pilot is crying from the fumes!
Lola tried PK Fire α!
The L-37 Cytostriker takes 98 damage!
Leni tried PK Freeze α!
The L-37 Cytostriker takes 144 damage!
The pilot is still crying!
Lana attacks!
The L-37 Cytostriker takes 94 damage!
Lola attacks!
The L-37 Cytostriker takes 89 damage!
Leni tried PK Freeze α!
The L-37 Cytostriker takes 150 damage!
The pilot stopped crying!
The L-37 Cytostriker fires a barrage of bullets!
Lana takes 69 damage, Lola takes 69 damage, Leni takes 69 damage!
Lana used the Entrancing Light Emitter!
It didn't work on the L-37 Cytostriker's pilot!
Lola tried PK Fire α!
The L-37 Cytostriker takes 102 damage!
Leni tried PK Freeze α!
The L-37 Cytostriker takes 136 damage!
The L-37 Cytostriker tried a ramming attack!
Just missed!
Lana used the Entrancing Light Manipulator!
The L-37 Cytostriker's pilot fell asleep!
The jet is stalling!
The jet crashed!
The L-37 Cytostriker takes 512 damage!
Lola attacks!
The L-37 Cytostriker takes 113 damage!
Leni tried PK Freeze α!
The L-37 Cytostriker takes 256 damage!
Senbō threw a Thunder Bomb into the cockpit!
The L-37 Cytostriker takes 111 damage!
The pilot woke up!
The secret compartments on the L-37 Cytostriker opened up!
The L-37 Cytostriker started crop dusting the area with sarin gas!
Lana felt strange!
Lola felt strange!
Leni felt strange!
Lana attacks!
The L-37 Cytostriker takes 100 damage!
Lola tried PK Fire α!
The L-37 Cytostriker takes 121 damage!
Leni tried PK Freeze α!
The L-37 Cytostriker takes 147 damage!
The L-37 Cytostriker tried firing its guns but they jammed!
Lana attacks!
The L-37 Cytostriker takes 99 damage!
Lola attacks!
The L-37 Cytostriker takes 98 damage!
Leni tried PK Freeze α!
The L-37 Cytostriker takes 144 damage!
The L-37 Cytostriker was totally scrapped!
The sarin gas diffused from the area!
You win!
The party gained 666 experience points!
"Are you kidding me?! You three managed to obliterate a fucking top of the line fighter jet that is even more powerful than the one that the US military currently has?! Fine, then! Everyone, to me!
5 majors and 2 more fighter jets arrive on the scene!
"This will teach you to mess with the QTs!"
The Loud sisters can't help but snicker at that name.
"Oh, you think that's funny? We'll see if you're still laughing when you're dead!"
"Sure, cuties!"
"Fine then, since I want to see you struggle, here."
Senbō healed the party to full?!
"Now then, Villainous Entente! Eradicate these 3 ladies from existence!"
"Yes, commander Senbō!"
Senbō and his cohorts attacked!
L-41 Cytoslayer A used a ramming attack!
Leni took mortal damage!
L-41 Cytoslayer B used a ramming attack!
Lana took mortal damage!
Senbō's heart filled with hatred!
Senbō tried PK Starstorm ω!
Lana took mortal damage!
Lola took mortal damage!
Leni took mortal damage!
Lana got hurt and collapsed!
Lola got hurt and collapsed!
Leni got hurt and collapsed!
The battle was lost…
"Now then, I'll just take my boss' data chip back and…!"
Suddenly, two blasts of water come out and strike the two L-41 Cytoslayers! They short circuit and crash into the majors, killing everyone except Senbō! The camera pans over and shows that Luan was the one who fired those blasts!
"Why you impudent little…!"
Luan shoots a water blast into his mouth to shut him up. He chokes on it but manages to recover, unfortunately.
But wait, there's more! After Luan's surprise rescue, a massive airship is seen across the skies of Royal Woods! It strikes Luan with a blast of lightning, knocking her unconscious! A QT colonel, clad in purple, delivers a message to Senbō.
"Message from the mistress herself, sir! You are to report back to base."
"But I'm in the middle of getting her data chip back!"
"NOW."
"Grrr! You got lucky, bitches! Next time we meet, you'll be sorry!"
Senbō leaves, while the airship slowly pulls away.
"Oh my god! Lana, Lola, Leni, are you okay?!"
"Yeah, we're fine…just a little roughed up."
"On the plus side, we still have the data chip."
"Let's go inside. You need to recover from the beatings you three took. I have a feeling that this won't be the last time we'll be seeing them…"
Meanwhile…on the airship.
"Sir, a woman has boarded the Cloudburst!"
"Send the Firestorm after her. Let them melt the special snowflake."
We see that Lori has somehow snuck onto the Cloudburst when no one was looking. Her plan is to defeat the commander onboard the ship, take control of it, then use it to lay waste to their headquarters! She almost makes it to the bridge before 3 colonels stop her. Part of the Firestorm, no doubt!
A QT Colonel and their cohorts attacked!
QT Colonel A used a ramming attack!
Lori takes mortal damage!
QT Colonel B used a flamethrower attack!
Lori takes mortal damage!
QT Colonel C called for help!
But no one came!
Lori got hurt and collapsed!
The battle was lost…
"And stay out!"
They kick Lori off of the ship. Thankfully, she landed on a conveniently placed trampoline! She begins to head back home.
"Threat neutralized, master Hokori."
"Excellent. Now, we need to return to base to get our next mission from the mistress. Full speed ahead!"
Meanwhile, back at the Loud house…
"We need to stop these guys before it's too late!"
"But they're very strong. How can we fight against them?! They even have PK attacks!"
"I wish Lisa were here, she'd have the answer."
"Luan…I hope you're right."
"About what?"
"Lincoln still being alive. We need someone to help us fight off these guys! And since Lisa is missing, Lincoln would be the next best choice."
"I just want our brother back."
"We all do too, sis."
This "Quiet Troop" has begun amplifying their attacks all throughout Michigan!
Who is the one pulling the strings behind the entire organization?
It seems as though dark times are coming for the Loud sisters, Royal woods and the entire state of Michigan!
But wherever there is darkness, there is light.
Soon, Luan will begin to lead the charge against this vile group that caused all of this tragedy!
The sunrise has just peaked out from the horizon.
No more joking around! It's time for the Quiet Troop to receive their pun-ishment from Luan! For Lisa, For Lincoln and for their family, they will succeed!
END OF CHAPTER 3
Differences Between Decadence and Mother 3:
Mother 3: In this chapter, you play as an abused monkey while being accompanied by an Arabic looking man that just loves to electrocute him.
The boss of this chapter is a tank.
At the end of the chapter, Lucas saves Kumatora, Wess and Salsa from being captured by Fassad by sending a Drago after them. It swats away 2 pigmasks, gnaws on two of them, stomps on a tank and knocks Fassad far away.
Decadence: Something that would make Emile Rosales happy, you don't play as a weakling monkey this time. No, this time you play as the VILLAIN for half of the chapter. It would be just like controlling Fassad in chapter 3 instead of Salsa! He's level 51 and destroys everything in the area. You can also use his immense PK attacks! Have fun using PK Starstorm ω on everything!
Since Osohe Castle doesn't exist in Decadence, he doesn't do the ridiculous Osohe dance to open up any stone-faced doors.
Senbō tries to recover the data chip just like how Fassad tried to recover the Egg of Light.
The boss of chapter 3 in Decadence is a fighter jet.
After the boss fight, Senbō, 5 QT majors and 2 L-41 Cytoslayers (the upgraded form of the L-37 Cytostriker) immediately attack you! These guys are enemies in CHAPTER 7! You are scripted to lose this fight but if by some miracle you win (or hack), Senbō has different dialogue and the scene of Luan saving them is omitted.
The Cloudburst is an optional boss that you can fight at the earliest in this chapter. Although, since the enemies are around level 64, it is not recommended but don't worry, you can get another chance to take it down during chapter 7. If you die in the Cloudburst at this point, you don't get a game over, they just kick you out.
Author's Note: Because you play as Senbō for half the chapter and the Louds only fight the boss, there are no presents in chapter 3. Senbō also doesn't gain any items or experience when you play as him.
When the mistress calls Senbō "Shemoo" she's actually saying 羡慕(Xiàn mù). When the mistress is angry, she refers to the commanders by their Chinese names.
The mistress says that this fanfic will get a CERO C rating, while Senbō mocks that him swearing all the time will bump it up to CERO Z. CERO C is for 15-year-olds and up, while CERO Z is for 18-year-olds and up. He also sardonically says that they have nothing to worry about if Shadow the Hedgehog got a T rating in North America.
The L-37 Cytostriker and L-41 Cytoslayer can crop dust sarin gas on the field, which inflicts the "sarin" status on everyone. Sarin causes your HP to continuously scroll down. There is no way to cure it. The only way to get rid of this ailment is to die and get revived or kill the enemy before your HP hits 0! This status invented the term "Overclock Healing". Overclock Healing is when you continuously heal to try and buy yourself a few precious seconds to kill the enemy before the sarin kills you! If the message "the sarin gas diffused from the area" appears, that means the party is no longer inflicted with sarin.
Senbō's new dialogue (if you somehow beat him or hack): "How?! How could you three pathetic ladies could fight off level 50 enemies and withstand my PK attacks?!
[Cloudburst arrives]
"Ha! Our flagship will shock you to the core! Cloudburst, fire at will!"
The rest of the scene plays out as normal.
If you really want a challenge, you can try to take down the Cloudburst at level 24 but you're probably going to get destroyed unless you get really lucky or hack, since the Cloudburst Core you need to take down is level 70, has the highest amount of HP in the game and can call 2 level 64 QT colonels with 900 HP each!