Meanwhile…
"Come on, governor Kasich. You owe this to the people of Ohio."
"I'll let the people decide if they want to go through with this."
"I'm sure the people would agree that this is for the best."
"A Michigander looking out for Ohioan interests? What is this world coming to?"
"Best not to keep the people waiting, John."
The person and her associate leave governor Kasich's office. Taking their advice, the Ohio governor holds a vote for the Ohioan people on whether or not this is the best course of action. A caucus is held for the fate of Ohio.
"The votes have been tallied. After factoring out the 2% that abstained from voting, 10,260,800 of you voted for the new mandate, while 1,166,000 of you voted against it. It is my duty to carry out the will of the Ohioan people! Let us begin mobilization!"
It is done.
Ohio is done being the butt of America's jokes.
The people of Ohio have spoken.
This will show America the true power of Ohio.
Ohio has just declared war on Michigan.
The Ohio militia has begun mobilizing their army at the northwestern border between Ohio and Michigan. Their air bases are fully operational and are sending out fighter jets like swarms of insects, ready to pester their northern neighbors. The New Republic of Ohio has formed. And now, just like former president Donald J Trump, they WILL make Ohio great again. Their first order of business, to usurp all of Michigan into Ohio to make it a part of New Ohio!
Meanwhile, the southern states have heard about the commotion going on with Ohio and decide to hold a meeting to discuss what is now happening in America. These 12 states have sent their attorney generals to the southern caucus.
"So Steve, why'd you call us here?"
"Well, big Jim, you've seen what Ohio just did."
"Yes, they've lost their minds!"
"Now now, Herbert, they don't have our southern sophistication."
"Oh yeah, you're the one who's talking, most racist state in America."
"Hey, those niggers deserved it! Anyway, you remember what happened with these libtards right?"
"No, what Pam?"
"Those retards took down a statue of our god emperor, Robert E Lee, in MY state!"
"They sure left a mark on history, eh Mark?"
"Shut the fuck up, Jeff! Anyway, are we going to kick the libtards out of our country?"
"No, I have a better idea."
"What is it, Chris?"
"It's time for the Insurrection…"
"Chris, you don't mean…?!"
"I do, Leslie! It's time for John Wilkes Booth's plan to come to fruition!"
"I agree, Chris! It's time for the South to rise again!"
"But slavery has been abolished since January 31, 1865! What point would there be to secede, Josh?"
"Those entitled, privileged niggers and their white guilt laden friends are parasites to America. Those fuckers want a black ethnostate so bad, we'll ship them back to Africa!"
"But Wakanda doesn't exist in real life!"
"Get your head out of your ass, Alan! I'm talking about Liberia!"
"What would exporting our African American population and their white guilt laden friends do?"
"No need to be politically correct in this caucus, you're among friends here, Alan. Call the niggers what they actually are, niggers. As for your question, crime would be significantly decreased, since the niggers would stop killing each other. And, we aren't enslaving them like we did back in the '60s…the 1860s. We'd be shipping them off to Africa to make that shithole great again. Because they need to actually do something in Africa to make Africa greater than the shithole it already is so that they can stay in their homeland and not infest America instead of being a 300-pound fat black blob sitting on their couch collecting their next welfare check while they're so fat that they need a grabbing stick to grab their grabbing stick."
"Well said, Josh."
"So Alan, will you join the Insurrection?"
"I don't know…the South Carolinian people would see this as another attempt at secession and we all know how that turned out."
"Is it possible for a state to even have white guilt? No matter, the point is Alan, your state is an inspiration to us. South Carolina was the first to secede from the union because the niggers had built our economies. Taking away the niggers would have meant taking away 90% of the South Carolinian economy. And it wasn't just you, the 12 of us had the same ideals concerning slavery."
"But slavery doesn't exist in America anymore, we realized that it was morally wrong after the Civil War and revamped our agricultural production as a counterbalance to this change, and you 11 did so, too!"
"This isn't an issue about slavery anymore, Alan. It's about independence."
"Independence, huh? Are ya'll tryin' to pull the wool over our eyes, just like we did the niggers?"
"No, Ken. We actually do want independence from the United States. Your state most of all should understand that. It was its own republic for a time!"
"Ya'll are right 'bout one thing, we were a republic. But the republic was fer tempurary individial autonymy. The Texans always wanted to be USA born 'n' raised ever since we seceded from Mexicunt. The only reason we had to do this was because them United States had their nigger debate 'tween itself. Free state or slave state. Honestly, we didn't give a fuck about it but we sided with you 11 to get inducted into America. Now that that's done, I'd leave you to your suicide charge against my country."
"Please, with the Texan militia, we could easily retain our autonomy, unlike last time! With Texas teaming up with us, we could even take over some more land! We'd stop being the butt of America's jokes! The Confederacy would be real! The dream is still alive! Please Ken, ask the Texans what they want!"
"I already know what they want. Yer anser is no! The Confederacy died in '65 and it should stay that way! I'm out!"
"No please, we need you!"
"Ya'll heard me, out!"
"Well, we might not have Texas but if we all band together, our 11 states could be their own republic, who's with me?"
"Sure we are, Steve! Mississippi stands with you!"
"We do to, us Virginians want revenge on the libtards who defiled our god emperor's statue!"
"Georgia will join in for sure!"
"Louisiana will infuse some Cajun combat toward those Union boys!"
"Florida will be happy to be your wild card!"
"Arkansas will kick some ass!"
"Tennessee will make them bleed!"
"You all are lucky that you have Kentucky!"
"North Carolina is more than happy to show them what for!
"All our people are in agreement?"
"We all held our individual caucuses and the people said yes!"
"What about you, Alan? Won't the original secessionist, South Carolina, join our crusade for independence?"
"No, we already have what we need from America. I'm not ready to give it up for a slim chance at a Southern Republic."
"Shame. You should have joined us. We'll carry on without you then."
The Confederate caucus adjourns. 10 of the original Confederate member states will begin the Insurrection, while South Carolina and Texas cede from the secessionists. The New CSA has its own militia group name, too. It's called the Alabama Entente. Alabama leads the charge for southern independence, while Mississippi and North Carolina are the group's left and right-hand man respectively. Arkansas, Florida, Georgia, Kentucky, Louisiana, Tennessee and Virginia join in as sub-members protected by the southern pact.
The South WILL rise again.
Seeing the degradation of America, an already degraded state watches as Texas and South Carolina split from the New Confederacy and thinks to itself, it's time to retake itself. Too long have the democratic libtards infected and destroyed this formerly great state. It will be an uphill battle since this state is a liberal stronghold but they owe it to save their state from itself.
California must be retaken by any means necessary.
It seems that a second civil war is happening in America but there's still something that needs to be done. We head back to the Ohio-Michigan front of the war, since that is what this story is focusing on. This time, the Louds have to reclaim the Lydian Tone from the Kiiro Hayashi but with NRO militiamen and women everywhere, how can these Michigander girls avoid being executed by the Ohioan menace?!
"The Kiiro Hayashi is close by our town but since its near Detroit, the NRO is everywhere! Not to mention the aerial dogfights between Michigan and Ohio and the bombing runs on Detroit, even though Ohio is doing us a favor by getting rid of Detroit."
"I heard that governor Kasich, the one who ran against Trump in 2016, will be here to check on the progress. I think that's when we should try to recover the tone. It has the least likelihood of us getting shot because the NRO will be so focused with John Kasich's visit that they won't notice us!
"We can't let this second civil war overshadow our mission! By the way, how's the progress on the file decryption?"
"64%. We are almost finished with it!"
"It's about time! Now who will go on this dangerous and harrowing journey?"
"I will!"
"I will, too."
"Same with me."
"I think I can manage one more run."
"Guys, with the NRO now in Michigan, please be careful."
"We will."
Since the Kiiro Hayashi is so close by, they just walk to the area. After some close encounters, Lori managed to get an Athletic Shorts and Purity Skirt from rare enemy drops. Lynn and Luan equip their respective items. Lynn gains 90 offense, 41 defense, 60 HP and 60 PP while Luan gains 54 offense, 48 defense, 69 HP and 69 PP!
After walking for a short while, they stumble upon another base. This one having been completely abandoned thanks to the NRO. Nearby, is another wall that they have to dance in front of to bypass. This time, Lori does the dance. This one isn't so much a dance as it is jumping around like an idiot. Eventually the door opens. There, up ahead, is the Lydian Tone, all that's left is to grab it and…
"Freeze, Michigander scum!"
"How'd you get in?"
"We saw one of you doing a retarded dance and followed you inside."
The party turns around to see at least 26 NRO members, armed to the teeth with rifles! And all of them pointed at them. Eventually, they stand at attention. Like Moses parting the Red Sea, John Kasich walks among his fellow Ohioans.
"What's this now? A yellow music note? Well, we don't need that. We just want Michigan. All of it."
"But sir, that person you talked to said to give any music notes we find to her. It will help with making Ohio great again!"
"There's no need. We only want Michigan."
"These fuckers need to pay for beating our Buckeyes in the gridiron! They have 58 wins to our 49! We need a complete shutout to prove our dominance over these losers!"
"So, you're salty over a football game? That's no reason to invade Michigan!"
"Oh please, that's peanuts compared to what you did in the Toledo War!"
"But you won Toledo!"
"And you got a part of Wisconsin as a trade off! While we have this shithole city, you got a peninsula filled with valuable resources! We got ripped off, and now, we're taking everything you've ever loved as payback!"
"Is this really necessary?"
"Yes, John. It is!"
"I can't let you do this! It's not what Ohio wants!"
"Don't tell me what Ohio wants!"
One of the NRO members gets a call. It only has 3 words on the other end.
"Take the shot."
"Yes, Bill Gates."
The guy hangs up. The NRO commander knocks governor Kasich down to the ground while one of his soldiers livestreams it for all of Ohio to see.
"People of Ohio, John Kasich has betrayed us! This is what happens to traitors of our great state!"
The NRO commander holds the rifle directly onto governor Kasich's head and pulls the trigger, executing him with a single headshot, leaving 98% of the Ohioan populace mortified! John Kasich's brain matter is still splattered on the NRO commander's uniform. He brushes off the bits of his former leader's brain off.
"Now then, secure the tone and kill the Michiganders."
"Yes commander!"
With nothing they can do, the NRO seize the Lydian Tone!
"Have this shipped off to that person."
"Yes sir!"
They leave with the tone.
"Now then, we'll deal with you!
The NRO Commander and his cohorts suddenly attacked!
Lori attacks!
NRO Member A takes 281 damage!
Luan used PK Maelstrom!
NRO Member A takes 217 damage!
NRO Commander takes 196 damage!
NRO Member B takes 219 damage!
Lynn used Shield β!
Lori's body was enveloped by a shield!
Luan's body was enveloped by a shield!
Lynn's body was enveloped by a shield!
Lola's body was enveloped by a shield!
Lola used PK Fire ω!
NRO Member A takes 294 damage!
NRO Member A surrendered!
NRO Commander takes 312 damage!
NRO Member B takes 287 damage!
NRO Member B surrendered!
"Are you kidding me?! I thought magical girls only existed in anime!"
NRO Commander exercised his second amendment rights!
Lori takes 128 damage!
NRO Member C joined the fight!
NRO Member D joined the fight!
"These guys just don't stop coming!"
"And they have more in reserve!"
"We can only hope to outlast them!
Lori is on guard!
Luan is on guard!
Lynn is on guard!
Lola is on guard!
NRO Member C exercised his second amendment rights!
Lola takes 92 damage!
NRO Commander exercised his second amendment rights!
Luan takes 124 damage!
NRO Member D exercised her second amendment rights!
Lynn takes 87 damage!
Lori is on guard!
Luan is on guard!
Lynn is on guard!
Lola is on guard!
NRO Member C exercised his second amendment rights!
Lynn takes 87 damage!
NRO Commander exercised his second amendment rights!
Lori takes 99 damage!
NRO Member D exercised her second amendment rights!
Lola takes 92 damage!
Lori is on guard!
Luan is on guard!
Lynn is on guard!
Lola is on guard!
NRO Member C exercised his second amendment rights!
Lori takes 83 damage!
NRO Commander exercised his second amendment rights!
Lola takes 136 damage!
NRO Member D exercised her second amendment rights!
Luan takes 82 damage!
Lori shared a Favorite Pizza with everyone!
Lori, Luan, Lynn and Lola recovered 320 HP!
Luan tried PK Maelstrom!
NRO Member C takes 224 damage!
NRO Commander takes 217 damage!
NRO Member D takes 208 damage!
Lola tried PK Fire ω!
NRO Member C takes 291 damage!
NRO Member C surrendered!
NRO Commander takes 317 damage!
NRO Commander surrendered!
NRO Member D takes 296 damage!
NRO Member D surrendered!
NRO Member E joined the fight!
NRO Member F joined the fight!
NRO Member G joined the fight!
Lori is on guard!
Luan is on guard!
Lynn is on guard!
Lola is on guard!
NRO Member E exercised his second amendment rights!
Luan takes 97 damage!
NRO Member F exercised her second amendment rights!
Lori takes 86 damage!
NRO Member G exercised her second amendment rights!
Lynn takes 91 damage!
All of a sudden, some guys rushed into the room!
It was the Michigan Cavalry!
"Are you alright? We'll handle it from here!"
Michigan Cavalryman A exercised his second amendment rights!
NRO Member E takes 999 damage!
NRO Member E surrendered!
"Don't worry, we'll fight off the NRO!"
Michigan Cavalrywoman B exercised her second amendment rights!
NRO Member F takes 999 damage!
NRO Member F surrendered!
"Escape! We'll deal with the rest of them!"
Michigan Cavalrywoman C exercised her second amendment rights!
NRO Member G takes 999 damage!
NRO Member G surrendered!
You win!
The party gained 4584 experience points!
The party escapes as the Michigan militia fights off the NRO! Their mission to obtain the Lydian Tone was a failure but at least they're still alive! It looks like the US military won't be stopping the Ohio-Michigan war anytime soon, as they're busy preventing the Neo Confederacy from starting a second southern uprising! In the meantime, the Louds have one last chance to overtake the Quiet Troop. They have 2 tones, while the Louds also have 2 tones. The Mixolydian Tone is in the hellhole of Michigan, Detroit! Detroit is currently ground zero for the air war between Ohio and Michigan, as aerial dogfights and bombing runs pepper the city! This is the last standoff between the Louds and the Quiet Troop! Hopefully, the Louds can get the fourth tone and stop the Quiet Troop's grand plans!
Differences Between Decadence and Mother 3:
Mother 3: This would be the second location visited chronologically. After arriving at Osohe Castle too late, Lucas discovers that a Pigmask left his walkie talkie behind and talks to him, thinking he's the commander. After following his instructions, Lucas and Boney arrive at the Chimera Laboratory, a disturbing area with biocybernetic abominations. And even an Ultimate Chimera that can kill them with one chomp! After finding some escaped monkeys that would have been experimented on, Lucas attempts to capture them but THEY get trapped by the Ultimate Chimera! Just when it looks like they're going to be crushed to death by the gaping maws of this invincible robot, the monkeys save them by hitting a button on its back to turn it off, since the beast knocked off their disguises and the monkey recognizes Lucas as the one that saved him in chapter 3. They run outside and arrive at a wall with the Osohe Dance on it. Salsa does the dance, the door opens and Lucas meets up with Kumatora, who had been separated from the group ever since the Thunder Tower incident. Doria, one of the magypsies, interrupts their reunion and recognizes Lucas as one of the people who can pull the seven needles. He says that his needle is at the bottom of a pond. To get to it, they enlist the help of Dr. Andonuts (don't ask how he managed to get to the world of Mother 3 from Mother 2) who loans them a pump chimera to transfer the water to a nearby empty hole, allowing Lucas to pull Doria's needle, thus making the score 1-1.
Decadence: This would be the second location visited chronologically. Deciding to go after the closest tone first, the Louds head toward the Kiiro Hayashi, where one of the Inner 7's bases lie. Unfortunately, the mistress has enacted her surprise distraction on the Louds. How does she do it? By visiting the Ohio governor under the guise of a "state ambassador". After beguiling him with sweet words of stateriotism (portmanteau of state and patriotism) and revenge against the state that wronged them, he takes this matter to an Ohio caucus, which has a supermajority agree that the Ohioan people will take back their rightful land from the vile Michiganders! This act causes a domino effect which throws America into a second civil war! The New Republic of Ohio is formed and leads an invasion against Michigan. Carpet bombing cities, killing resistance members, enacting WW2 esque policies against Michiganders. The Louds get to a similar door to the one in Mother 3, they do a dance to open it but just before they can grab the tone, a platoon of NRO soldiers enter. John Kasich arrives to check on their progress but once he expresses doubts, a mysterious man under the pseudonym "Bill Gates" (no, this is not the real Bill Gates) orders John Kasich to be executed for treason against Ohio, to which the NRO commander complies and kills him with everyone watching. This act causes Ohioans to see the NRO as a terrorist organization and now hates them. After the Louds hold out, some Michigan militiamen and militiawomen take out the platoon, allowing our heroines to escape with their lives but not with the Lydian Tone. The score is 1-1.
Author's Note: Hackers have found a normally inaccessible battle with Yokubō, here are her stats:
Yokubō/るすつ(Rusuta)/Lust
Level: 35
HP: 3200
PP: 444
Offense: 108
Defense: 99
IQ: 144
Speed: 86
Bounty: $444
Skills: PK Fire α/β/γ/ω, PK Flash α/β/γ/ω
Weakness: PK Freeze α/β/γ/ω
Drops: Nothing
Lisa's Database Description: This firebrand seems familiar to a select few individuals. A member of the Inner 7, her passion is both fiery and blinding! Our third eldest sister may have deduced she had a crush on Lincoln but since he can't confirm this with us, it will always remain a mystery.
The reason this battle can't be accessed is because once you get close to the Kiiro Hayashi, the event with the NRO will trigger, overriding this battle. The NRO event will also add every enemy to the Detroit section of the game, so if you want an "easy" time, save this one for last.
The text says that Lori's dance has her jump around like an idiot. This is a reference to SpongeBob SquarePants: Battle For Bikini Bottom. In the Annoy Squidward mission, Squidward says verbatim "But seriously, just jump around like an idiot. That should at least make me smile." Naturally, since this is Squidward we are talking about here, it never goes well for him. Lori also gets this treatment, as an NRO member calls her "dance" retarded (which it is, since it barely qualifies as a dance).
The NRO platoon is cannon fodder. There are 26 members and their commander. It is a well known challenge for people to try and get the maximum amount of experience points in this fight which is 14312 (512 per member, 1000 for the commander). You only have to survive for 5 turns before the Michigan Cavalry comes in to save you and deal with the remaining members of the platoon. The last 3 left after the 5 turns are up are the last ones in battle. The cavalry will take out 3 members and then the battle will forcibly end. The cavalry members will always deal 999 damage to the enemy.
The NRO members are glass cannons! They only have 500 HP but their bullets will deal about 450-530 damage normally! Also, you can get the ultimate equipment drop from the female NRO members, even though it is only a 3% chance.
The NRO oxymoronically and paradoxically hates Nazi ideology, yet follows the Hitler plan to a tee. They have טמאה (tmah)/unclean, which is their "positive" racial discrimination against Michiganders, like Kristallnacht before it. טמא (tema)/impure, which is the forced expulsion of Michiganders from Ohio, just like what the Nazis did to the Jews. Finally, they have קורבן שרוף (korevn shroff)/burnt offering, which is the Ohioan version of the Holocaust! Note that even though it says "burnt offering", it means any human offering, which in this context, is synonymous with murder. Only the NRO engages in Hitler like activity but as far as we know, the NRO never got to implement these plans.
The Quiet Troop has helped the NRO by giving them some military grade fighter jets. In this case, the new and improved L41 Cytoslayer, complete with a better SDU to hold even more sarin gas. They even prefilled every jet with a full tank of sarin as a gesture of goodwill. The NRO has about 10 of these poison jets but those 10 are camouflaged within the hundreds of ordinary Ohioan fighter jets!
I forgot to mention, Ohio had drafted Jake and Logan Paul into the war against Michigan. Jake and Logan thought they would get to fire some guns into a crowd of Michigan resistance fighters but Ohio had different plans. You see, Jake and Logan Paul are such a cancer to the entire world that even Ohio, their home state, would want to be rid of them, so they deputized the two YouTube superstars to be human shields. Of course, Jake and Logan wouldn't miss this opportunity to milk the situation for sweet, sweet YouTube views, so they went out and recorded the whole experience before being gunned down by the resistance. Jake's last words were "Someone, upload this to YouTube!", while Logan's were "I bet this will get 100 million views!" The video, titled "War Against Michigan! Our Last Video?! (NOT CLICKBAIT?!)", had been #1 on trending for a solid month with about 880 million views currently! People loved this last video as one of the great scourges of YouTube had finally been eradicated.
The enemies in this section are approximately levels 30-35.