The Louds had just gotten back home from their failed mission to retrieve the Mixolydian Tone when all of a sudden, the entire town of Royal Woods has congregated at a seemingly barren patch of land. After storing all of their unused equipment away, they see what all the commotion is about, unaware that the answers they've been looking forward to for so long are just waiting to be read! After making one last stop at the store with $888 dollars left, the Loud sisters decide to buy 1 more Cup of Lifenoodles, as well as 2 Favorite Pizzas and 2 Delicious Dango, leaving them with $777 dollars. After making their final preparations, the Loud sisters join the crowd and see what's going on.
"Mayor Rosato, do you know what's happening?"
"No, Luan. I'm just as confused as you."
"So, you didn't call this meeting?"
"No."
While they're talking, the true maker of the announcement steps forward. It is Hokori, and he's backed up by all of the other Inner 7 members, sans Senbō and Don'yoku.
"Greetings, citizens of our great town! We've constructed a vast amusement park to show our appreciation for everything mayor Rosato's town has done for us."
"What are you talking about you Nipponophiliac weeaboo? There's no amusement park here!"
"Oh, ye of little faith. That's because our mistress hid it under a cloaking device."
"Like Wakanda?"
"No, why do people keep bringing up Wakanda? It's not even a real country!"
"I want to believe!"
"Anyways, say hello to Royal Woods' very own amusement park, scientifically designed for maximum dopamine dispersion, welcome to Lisaland!"
"But what about Dairyland?"
"Ah yes, Dairyland Amoosment Park, we'll be rivals I guess. But we both have the same goal of entertaining Michiganders."
"So, who wants to see the grand opening?"
A massive amount of cheering is heard!
"Before I forget, the currency used here is the Chinese yuan, so US dollars won't be accepted. Not to worry though, our mistress has accounted for this and has put a few currency converter machines all throughout the park."
"Screw that, I'm going to Dairyland!"
A few people leave to go to their lactose-based merriment, while most of them decide to give this new amusement park a chance. The Louds enter the park.
"So, this new park is called Lisaland?"
"Yeah, this is very fishy…"
"Why would someone base an entire amusement park on our sister?"
"We don't have time for that. Did you notice that 5 of the Inner 7 members are here?"
"Even Hokori is here! He's probably still mad we destroyed his airship!"
"Well, let's check out what this park has to offer."
The Loud sisters begin exploring the citywide park. It has an arcade, a theater and a restaurant as well as the amusement park.
Checking out the arcade, named the Earth Bound arcade, it has various arcade games from the '80s, such as Asteroids, Berzerk (now with less heart attack deaths), Pong and Sinistar (which can still scare you as well as it did back in 1982) as well as console games ported to the arcade, such as Mother 1/EarthBound Beginnings, Super Mario Bros and The Legend of Zelda to name a few. They only cost 13 yuan to play.
The restaurant is split into 2 sections. The "healthy" option of Amide, Carbohydrate, Lactase, Cellulose cluster or Lisa's ACLC Cluster. As well as the Triglycerides and Polysaccharides, or Lisa's TP "unhealthy" option. Foods in the ACLC Cluster recover more PP, while foods in the TP recover more HP. Unfortunately for everyone, the guy running the place is known for price gouging and using a different currency just enables him.
"Flip? What are you doing here?"
"Making money. Now buy something or scram!"
"How much is the food here?"
"6820 yuan."
Upon hearing that hyperinflated number, the Loud sisters wisely decide to leave. It sure is a good thing they used the other store and not Flip's. At least this way, they still have some money.
Finally, heading to the amphitheater, which is named Out of This World to keep with the space theme, they are treated to a showing of The Loud House, specifically: season 2, episode 5 (of season 2) or episode 57 (of the entire show), Brawl in The Family but this time, it has been redrawn in Jordan Rosato's anime style. Even though it's not full of action like some other famous anime, the fight scenes are handled better and a few plot holes have been patched up from the original. That being said, people still hate it, even though it looks better. People might hate episodes in the Roughhousing Arc but it's there to add depth and future character development down the line! The Louds may be cartoons but they're still humans and humans have flaws. That's what makes the show interesting! If they lived in a "perfect little world" where everyone was a saint, that would be boring! Not to mention the show's OP mentions this arc as an overarching (pun intended and Luan Loud approved) theme throughout the entire show because siblings do fight in real life sometimes. It's just a fact of life!
Sukumeru, kawasu, osu soshite tsukkomu, soreha dō yatte wareware shō wareware no ai!
竦める, 交わす, 押すそして 突っ込む, それはどうやって我々ショー我々の愛!
Duck, dodge, push and shove, it's how we show our love!
After seeing their sibling fights in anime form, the next movie plays. This movie shows us the events of Mother 2/EarthBound: The War Against Giygas! In a movie! Meanwhile, Lana notices that a broken piece of sound equipment leads into the sewer system. She tells the other sisters about this and they try to find an alternate way into the sewer system, since the speaker hole is so small that not even dogs could fit through it.
Heading back to the arcade, the person working there tells them there is a secret passage to the sewers in here. He opens the way forward as the main team descends into the dank, musty depths of the putrid sewer system. While everyone else is repulsed by the smell, Lana seems more fascinated with just how big these sewers are. After fighting off some random enemies, they make it to the next section of the sewers, which aren't even sewers. They look like the dingiest, dilapidated, run down, most ghetto apartments they've ever seen. In the upper floor of the apartments, they find a familiar looking man, chained up. No, he is not suffering, rather it seems he is in a gilded cage, as he has all the food, water, and materials he needs to be happy.
"Mr. Wolfson, what happened?!"
"Oh. It's you, Luan. I had a feeling that my most prodigious student currently would have been related to one of my most overachieving students that I've ever taught."
"But why are you here, chained up in this dingy apartment?!"
"For knowing too much. I will tell you everything that I know about what has currently happened. I'll try to condense it down for you but it is still a pretty long explanation."
Suddenly, a massive flashback of the explanation of the story of Mother 3 begins to reveal itself, while Éric Alfred Leslie Satie's Gymnopédie No. 1 plays in the background.
Zutto mae ni, sekai ga atta. Korera no shimajima to wa kotonaru sekai. Kono "sekai" wa shinji rarenai hodo ōkikatta. Sono sekai ni sumu yori ōku no hitobito korera yori mo Nowhere Islands. Sōzō suru no wa muzukashī kamo shiremasenga, sono yōna sekai wa katsute sonzai shite imashita. Aru jiten de, sekai wa hakai sa reta. Tōzen sore o hakai shita no wa ningendeshita. Karera no kokoro no naka de, daremoga seppaku shita hakai o shitteita kimasu. Hontōni okotta. ... Soshite, sekai wa mohaya arimasen. Sekainoowari no chōdo mae ni, kono shima ni "shiroi fune" ga kimashita. Sono-jō ni, Tazumirī mura no subete no hitobito ga imashita... Shiro-sen ni notte iru hito wa, "sekai" kara nigedashita shōsū no hitodeshita. Senjō no hitobito wa, izen no sekai kara karera no namae de mada ikimashita. Kono "howaitoshippu" keikaku wa, sekai ga hakai sa reru mae ni settei sa rete ita. Soshite, karera wa sekai no ichibudesuga, korera no Nowhere shotō wa tokubetsuna bashodesu. Karera wa, tatoe sekai ga ushinawa rete mo, nokoru hitotsu no ba sono tokorodeshita. Hitobito ga ikinokoreru yuiitsu no basho. Sō, sono shiroi fune ga korera no shima ni tōchaku shimashita. Shima jitai to onaji ōki-sa no kyodaina ryū o motte iru tame, shima wa tokubetsudesu. Nagaku, zutto mae ni, hitobito wa doragon to issho ni sunde imashita. Shikashi, aru jiten de, hitobito to ryū wa mohaya kyōzon dekimasen. Irai, Magypsies sono chikara ga hontōni hitsuyō ni naru made ryū ga mezamenai yō ni suru tame ni hari o mamotte kimashita. Shitagatte, kakusei no toki made, ryū wa chikyū jitai no chikara to shite nemuri tsudzuketa. Howaitoshippu ni notte koko ni kita hito-tachi wa, naniyori mo "sekainoowari" o osorete imashita. Karera wa, sekai no hakai wa karera ga ikite kita hōhō no chokusetsutekina kekkadearu to kanjimashita. Shiroi fune ni notte iru hito-tachi wa, monogoto ni tsuite giron shimashita. Karera wa karera no chie o kyōyū shi, daina shinken-sa de hanashita. Soshite karera wa karera no ketsuron ni tasshita. Karera wa izen no "sekai" no hito no kioku o kanzen ni keshite, atarashī rūru to atarashī yakuwari de jinsei o hajimeru koto ni shimashita... Yōsuruni, min'na wa omoitsuita risō-tekina "monogatari" o ensō surudeshou. Sore wa nani ga okotta ka. Hitobito wa karera ga sodatta to omotta yōna basho de, shinpurude heiwana mura de seikatsu o saikai shimasu. Karera wa sekai, zaisan, kisoku o oboete orazu, atarashī jinsei o hajimerudeshou. Daremoga furui omoide o risetto shi, atarashiku tsukura reta "monogatari". Shikashi, memori no kōkan ga okonawa reta to iu jijitsu o kiroku suru hitsuyō ga arimashita. Hamingubādo Egg wa, White Ship no hitobito no omoide o hozon suru tame ni shiyō sa reta debaisudeshita. Wess to kare no musuko Duster wa kiken'na jōkyō ga hassei shita baai ni kōdō o okosu yō ni settei sa rete ita, ryōhō tomo dorobō no yakuwariwohatasu. Karera ga Oshoe-jō ni itta toki o oboete imasu ka? Karera wa soko ni itte, "shiro-sen no hito 々" No himitsu o torimodoshimashita. Betsu no koto ga arimasu. Watakushi. Aru hito ga mae no sekainokioku o hoji shite, monogoto o "mimamotte" iru yō ni suru koto ga fukaketsudeshita. Watashi wa Tazmily no mura no yuiitsu no hito de, "monogatari"-chū de yakuwari o azukara rena kata. Watashi no kanenone wa, daremoga tsukuridashita omoide ga fukugen sa reta to iu `shisa' no yakuwari o hatashita. Watashi no namae "Leder" wa "rīdā" to iu kotoba kara kite imasu. Īe, īe, sore wa watashi ga tokubetsuna hitodeatta to iu wakede wa arimasen. Sore wa watashi ga hoka no dare yori mo segatakai karadatta. Sore de, giron no sai, watashi wa medatsu hō ga kantandakara sentaku sa remashita. Soshite, watashi wa, hontōni sore ga motome rareta toki ni, korera no himitsu o akiraka ni suru yakuwari o atae raremashita. Genjitsu ni wa Tazmily vu~irejji wa sonzai shimasuga, motomoto wa monogatari no ichibu to shite tsukura rete imashita. Osohe-jō ni tsuite ohanashi shimashou. Dōyara, zutto mae ni, kono shima ni ōza ga sonzai shi, soreha Osohe no ō o chūshin ni shite ita. Shikashi, watashitachi ga shiro-sen ni tōchaku shita toki, kono kuni no hitobito wa satte shimatta. Karera wa shima o satta to omowa re, doragon ga itsuka mezamete shimau koto o osorete iru. Shiro funeninoru mae ni, Kumatora hime wa hahaoya to chichioya o ushinatta yōjidatta. Korera no shima ni kuru to, Kanojo wa sodatta 〜 ni yotte Magypsies katsute hhiro no ōjo no yakuwari o ataerareta. Wess soshite Duster no hoji-shadearu koto wa, sutōrī no mōhitotsu no bubundatta. Wess soshite Duster no hoji-sha de kanojo aru koto wa, sutōrī no mōhitotsu no bubundatta. Osohe-jō wa, kono shima no `kako' no kazusukunai kichōna ibutsu no hitotsudesu. Watashitachi wa isoide watashitachi no monogatari o tsukurimashita. Sonotame, sono Chū no hitobito wa "kako" matawa "rekishi" o hotondo motazu. Anata wa Tazmily no dare mo 100-nen mae kara 1000-nen mae no koto ni tsuite hanasu koto ga dekinai koto ni kidzukimashita ka? Jissai, watashitachiha shinwa ya densetsu no daibubun o tsukuritakatta nodesuga, watashitachi no hanashi wa isoide okonawa remashita. Sore wa hontōni zan'nenda. Shōjikina tokoro, watashitachiha Tazmily vu~irejji ga dono yō ni naru ka wakarimasendeshita. Shikashi, jijitsu wa kanari umaku itta. Howaitoshippu ni tōchaku shita hitobito wa atarashī aidentiti o motsu. Karera wa itsumoisshoni heiwa ni sunde ita to shinjite ita. Pōkī to iu namae no hito ga korera no shimajima ni tsumazuita toki, subete ga arehateta. Pōkī jikan to kūkan jiyū ni ikiki suru tame no "isō disutātā (Fēzu Distorter)" mashin o shiyō shita yōdesu. Shikashi, kare wa akiraka ni hoka no subete no jikan to kūkan kara shadan sa re, kono jidai to korera no shimajima ni tenraku shita. Saraniwaruikoto ni, kare wa Fēzu Distorter o tsukatte ta no jidai kara ōku no hitobito o tsurete kimashita. Pigmasks wa, nyū Pork shiti no mina to dōyō, koko ni mochikoma re, Pōkī ni yotte sen'nō sa remashita. Kono Pōkī nakama wa, korera no shimajima o jibun no kojin-tekina "omocha-bako" to minashite, kare ga nozomu mono o nani demo suru koto ga dekimasu. Kare wa dōbutsu o kirihanashi, sorera o sai ketsugō sa sete, bukimina, atarashī "kimera" o tsukurudarou. Una dokusai-sha no yō ni, kare wa sandātawā no kensetsu ya jibun no guntai no hensei. Pōkī wa kekkyoku, Magypsies no uragirimono no tame ni howaitoshippu no himitsu o mananda. Kono uragirimono wa Locria, 7-banme no Magypsy, dare mada atte i na no monodesu. Locria ga Pōkī to kyōryoku shita nochi, Pōkī wa White Ship no hitobito to nemutte iru Dragon, no himitsu ni tsuite manabimashita. Pōkī wa, nīdoru o hippatte doragon o mezame saseru koto ni shitanode, kare wa jibun'notameni-ryoku o tsukau koto ga dekimashita. Doragon wa chikyū jitai no chikaradesu. Mippū hari o hipparu mono wa dare demo doragon no shishō ni naru to iwa rete iru. Shikashi, doragon no hari o hiku koto ga dekiru no wa wazukana shingurusu dakedesu. Dōyara, Magypsies mo Pōkī mo sono nōryoku o motteinai. Shikashi, hari wa ima hippara rete iru. Watashitachiha pōkī no akugi ni ma-ra nakereba narimase. Wareware ga shinakereba, sekai wa kanzen ni futatabi hakai sa reta ni shin no owari o tsudzurudeshou. Pōkī no tame ni, soreha kyūkyoku no yorokobi kamo shirenaiga, wareware wa sore ga okoru koto o yurusu koto ga dekinai. Saigo no hitonigiri no hito ga zettai ni yurusu koto wa dekimasen Pōkī ni yoru jinrui no metsubō! Lucas. Anata ga eraba reta yōdesu doragon o fūsa suru hari o hipparu. Dākudoragon no hari o anata jishin no te de hippatte, anata no kokoro o doragon ni watasanakereba narimasen. Kore wa anata no "rīdā" to shite no watashi no yuiitsu no meireidesu.
ずっと前に, 世界があった. これらの島々とは違う世界. この「世界」は信じられないほど大きかった. その世界に住むより多くの人々これらよりも Nowhere Islands. 想像するのは難しいかもしれませんが, そのような世界はかつて存在していました. ある時点で, 世界は破壊された. 当然それを破壊したのは人間でした. 彼らの心の中で, 誰もが切迫した破壊を知っていた来ます. 本当に起こった. ...そして, 世界はもはやありません. 世界の終わりのちょうど前に, この島に "白い船"が来ました. Tazmily 村のすべての人々がいました. 船上の人々は, 以前の世界から彼らの名前でまだ行きました. この「ホワイトシップ」計画は, 世界が破壊される前に設定されていた. そして, 彼らは世界の一部ですが, これらの Nowhere 諸島は特別な場所です. 彼らは, たとえ世界が失われても, 残る一つの場その所でした. 人々が生き残れる唯一の場所. そう, その 白い船がこれらの島に到着しました. 島自体と同じ大きさの巨大な竜を持っているため, 島は特別です. 長く, ずっと前に, 人々はドラゴンと一緒に住んでいました. しかし, ある時点で, 人々と龍はもはや共存できませんだから. 7つのニードルを使って, ドラゴンは古代からここに住んでいた Magypsies の先祖たちによって長い, 長い眠りに置かれました. 以来, Magypsies その力が本当に必要になるまで竜が目覚めないようにするために針を守ってきました. したがって、覚醒の時まで、竜は地球自体の力として眠り続けた. そして, 深く隠された龍の巨大なエネルギーのために, これらの島々は世界の終わりから保護されました. ホワイトシップに乗ってここに来た人たちは、何よりも「世界の終わり」を恐れていました. 彼らは, 世界の破壊は彼らが生きてきた方法の直接的な結果であると感じました. 白い船に乗っている人たちは, 物事について議論しました. 彼らは彼らの知恵を共有し, 大な真剣さで話した. そして彼らは彼らの結論に達した. 彼らは以前の「世界」の人の記憶を完全に消して, 新しいルールと新しい役割で人生を始めることにしました...要するに, みんなは思いついた理想的な「物語」を演奏するでしょう. それは何が起こったか. 人々は彼らが育ったと思ったような場所で, シンプルで平和な村で生活を再開します. 彼らは世界, 財産, 規則を覚えておらず, 新しい人生を始めるでしょう. 誰もが古い思い出をリセットし, 新しく作られた "物語". そして, Tazmily の村が生まれました. しかし, メモリの交換が行われたという事実を記録する必要がありました. Hummingbird Egg は, White Ship の人々の思い出を保存するために使用されたデバイスでした. Wess と彼の息子 Duster は, 危険な状況が発生した場合に行動を起こすように設定されていた, 両方とも泥棒の役割を果たす. 彼らが Oshoe 城に行った時を覚えていますか？彼らはそこに行って, 「白船の人々」の秘密を取り戻しました. もう一つのことがあります. 私. ある人が前の世界の記憶を保持して, 物事を「見守って」いるようにすることが不可欠でした. 私は Tazmily の村の唯一の人で, "物語"中で役割を与られなかた. 私の鐘の音は, 誰もが作り出した思い出が復元されたという「示唆」の役割を果たした. 私の名前「Leder」は「リーダー」という言葉から来ています. いいえ, いいえ, それは私が特別な人であったというわけではありません. それは私が他の誰よりも背が高いからだった. それで, 議論の際, 私は目立つほうが簡単だから選択されました. そんなに背が高いので, 人々は私を見に来ることを望むだろう, あなたは知っていますか？そして, 私は, 本当にそれが求められたときに, これらの秘密を明らかにする役割を与えられました. 現実には Tazmily Village は存在しますが、もともとは物語の一部として作られていました. Osohe 城についてお話しましょ. どうやら, ずっと前に, この島に王座が存在し, それはOsohe の王を中心にしていた. しかし, 私たちが白船に到着したとき, この国の人々は去ってしまった. 彼らは島を去ったと思われ, ドラゴンがいつか目覚めてしまうことを恐れている. 白船に乗る前に, Kumatora 姫は母親と父親を失った幼児だった. これらの島に来ると, 彼女は育った〜によって Magypsies, かつて城の王女の役割を与えられた. Wess そして Duster の保持者で彼女あることは, ストーリーのもう一つの部分だった. Osohe 城は, この島の「過去」の数少ない貴重な遺物の一つです. 私たちは急いで私たちの物語を作りました. そのため, その中の人々は「過去」または「歴史」をほとんど持たず. あなたは Tazmily の誰も 100 年前から 1000 年前のことについて話すことができないことに気付きましたか？実際, 私たちは神話や伝説の大部分を作りたかったのですが, 私たちの話は急いで行われました. それは本当に残念だ. 正直なところ, 私たちはTazmily Village がどのようになるか分かりませんでした. しかし, 事実はかなりうまくいった. ホワイトシップに到着した人々は新しいアイデンティティを持つ. 彼らはいつも一緒に平和に住んでいたと信じていた. Pōkīーという名前の人がこれらの島々につまずいた時, すべてが荒れ果てた. Pōkī 時間と空間自由に行き来するための "位相ディスターター（Phase Distorter）"マシンを使用したようです. しかし, 彼は明らかに他のすべての時間と空間から遮断され, この時代とこれらの島々に転落した. さらに悪いことに, 彼は Phase Distorter を使って他の時代から多くの人々を連れて来ました. Pigmasks は, New Pork City の皆と同様, ここに持ち込まれ, Pōkī によって洗脳されました. この Pōkī 仲間は, これらの島々を自分の個人的な「おもちゃ箱」と見なして, 彼が望むものを何でもすることができます. 彼は動物を切り離し, それらを再結合させて, 不気味な, 新しい "キメラ" を作るだろう. うな独裁者のように, 彼はサンダータワーの建設や自分の軍隊の編成. Pōkī は結局, Magypsies の裏切り者のためにホワイトシップの秘密を学んだ. この裏切り者は Locria, 7番目の Magypsy, 誰まだ会っていなのものです. Locria が Pōkī と協力した後, Pōkī は White Ship の人々と眠っている Dragon, の秘密について学びました. Pōkī は, ニードルを引っ張ってドラゴンを目覚めさせることにしたので, 彼は自分のために力を使うことができました. ドラゴンは地球自体の力です. 密封針を引っ張る者は誰でもドラゴンの師匠になると言われている. しかし, ドラゴンの針を引くことができるのはわずかなシングルスだけです. どうやら, Magypsies も Pōkī もその能力を持っていない. しかし, 針は今引っ張られている. それは Pōkī が何とかドラゴンのパワーをコントロールできる人をコントロールしていることを意味する! 私たちは Pōkī の悪戯にまらなければなりません. 我々がしなければ, 世界は完全に再び破壊され, たに真の終わりを綴るでしょう. Pōkī のために, それは究極の喜びかもしれないが, 我々はそれが起こることを許すことができない. 最後の一握りの人が絶対に許すことはできません Pōkī による人類の滅亡! Lucas. あなたが選ばれたようですドラゴンを封鎖する針を引っ張る. ダークドラゴンの針をあなた自身の手で引っ張って, あなたの心をドラゴンに渡さなければなりません. これはあなたの "リーダー" としての私の唯一の命令です.
The extremely long backstory flashback of Mother 3 finally concludes. But now it's time for the backstory of Decadence. After being asked if she's ready, Luan listens to her former humanities teacher talk about how he interprets what caused all of this to happen. This time, Erik Satie's Gymnopédie No. 2 plays in the background.
"Well, ever since the Big Bang birthed our universe, the universe started out with subatomic quantum particles known as photons, quarks and gluons. Well, after several hundred trillion years the gluons "glued", for a lack of a better term, these many different quarks into what we now know as protons, neutrons, and electrons. Eventually, these ionic atoms were attracted to each other by gravity and fused together to create hydrogen, the first element. After a few more hundred billion years, the first 6 elements were made. Hydrogen, to form the vastness of the universe. Helium, the fuser of elements found in our burning stars. Iron, the byproduct of overheating stars that condensed to form the cores of stars and planets. Carbon, the building block of life. And finally, Nitrogen and Oxygen, the Yin-Yang noble gases."
"This was all about "The Elements of Life". Do you understand it?"
{Yes} No
"After several aeons of nebulae dust smashing into each other, asteroids, comets, meteors, stars, nebulas, galaxies and even planets were formed. The first creatures in the primordial soup were Archaebacterium, tiny prokaryotic microorganisms that could survive in the absolute heat of geothermal hot springs and the subzero temperatures of the poles, where no star's light could reach. Very few of these bacteria still survive today. Evolution occurred and brought one of these new planets, now dubbed Earth, a diverse ecology of organisms. About 5.5 million years ago in the Pleistocene Epoch, evolution created one of the most evil and cunning creatures it had ever conceived up to that point, the subfamily Hominini, the branching point where ancient humans branched off of their apelike relatives."
"This was all about "Evilution". Do you understand it?"
{Yes} No
"Even as primitive cavemen, humans fought over anything that would help them to survive. Whether that be a shiny rock to hunt dinosaurs, a club to beat up other cavemen to settle territorial disputes and show other groups of cavemen who the dominant tribe was or a piece of meat to provide sustenance for them to survive another day if they didn't get hunted down and torn to shreds by a Utahraptor. But after the meteor that supposedly caused the mass extinction of dinosaurs, the humans still retained this trait. That was not a bad thing, as the world was a dangerous place. But as we built civilizations and formed our modern-day society, there was no need for our hunter-gatherer instincts anymore and yet, we still retained them. And now, we humans squabble over the pettiest of things."
A corresponding picture refers to what he's talking about.
"Resources." (Colonization and Carving of Africa)
"Politics." (Retarded liberals holding up "Kill Donald Trump" signs)
"Religion." (The Crusades, complete with an Islamic jihadist with a primitive suicide vest (A fire arrow next to his clothes, which are filled with gunpowder) shouting الله أكبر!)
"Love, or lack thereof." (A picture of a yandere in anime, followed by Patrick Star's rampage on Valentine's Day after he said "Patrick needs love too!" Followed by a picture of Elliot Rodger flashing quickly on screen)
"Mental instability." (Picture of Eric Harris and Dylan Klebold, the Columbine shooters, taking a primitive "selfie" in front of a cluster of people they shot to death, moments before killing themselves)
"Idiots enabling mental instability." (Picture of Jack Thompson holding a sign that says "Doom caused Columbine", followed by a picture of a group of fangirls of Dylan and Eric, holding signs proclaiming them to be heroes, or how they want to get fucked by a killer taking off his pumped-up kicks)
"Money." (Picture of post WW1 Germany, with a deutsche mark wallpaper)
"Dominance." (Picture of a political cartoon of the Cold War)
"Revenge." (Picture of the Battle of Little Bighorn, followed by a picture of Wounded Knee)
"Just pure hatred." (Justin Bieber getting hit with a water bottle)
"This was all about "The Monody of Man". Do you understand it?"
{Yes} No
"Despite us having so many reasons to kill each other and drive ourselves to extinction, we don't. Some people are kind to others. Do people truly do this out of the kindness of their hearts or do they expect some sort of reward in return? Humans by their very nature are negative creatures, so this should be a paradox, right? Humans only out for themselves should help others but for some anomalous reason they do? Surely, there must be an ulterior motive. Altruism is defined as selfless concern for others but this can't be as humans are negative creatures as previously stated, so if there is no reward, what motivates them to "do good"? Could it possibly be satisfaction? When you do pleasurable things, the neurotransmitter chemical dopamine is released, allowing a person to experience feelings of happiness. Are we inherently built to receive a reward, even when we're not expecting it? Does the release of dopamine unwittingly enable us humans to do reprehensible things for the next surge of dopamine, like a druggie on his current hit of heroin? What do you think, Luan?"
"This was all about "The Altruism Paradox". Do you understand it?"
{Yes} No
"Our world isn't perfect by any stretch of the imagination. Ethnic conflicts in Africa, civil uprising and terrorism in the Middle East, corrupt leaders within the governments of the countries that will run the world (looking at god emperor Xi Jinping of China), as well as random acts of violence happening every day. But unlike a certain Jonathan Nolan show, we don't have an ASI monitoring us to make sure we don't kill each other. Yet what Lisa is trying to do is impossible. She's trying to create a perfect world. Not even in science fiction do these utopias exist. And even if they did, as the YouTuber KnowledgeHub once said, utopia is dystopia. I feel as if something like this has happened in an alternate universe. A king of a long-forgotten world desperately wanted his sister back. To this end, he created 5 magical crystals to control all these alternate universal possibilities but somehow, they fell into a different dimension, so he needed a vassal to retrieve the crystals for him. Why couldn't he do this himself? I theorize that he can only exist in the dimension he created for himself, as well as the space between dimensions. He cannot interact with other universes. However, he can merely observe them. Much like a deity who can't interfere with the problems of mortals. Either that, or because the narrative willed it to be. I got off on a tangent there, sorry about that. But the point is that there is no way for a "perfect world" to exist. There will always be imperfections in the world and, in its own way, that's what makes it perfect. Does that make sense?"
"This was all about "An Imperfect World". Do you understand it?"
{Yes} No
"My story is over. Lisa is planning on using the Seven Tones to reset the world and remake the world anew. The perfect world. I don't know how she aims to accomplish such an impossible task but you 9 are the only ones who can stop her now. You already have three of the Seven Tones, you just need the last one to stop her ambitions that will cause a spatial paradox!"
"Thanks for everything, Mr. Wolfson."
"No problem, Luan."
The party leaves Mr. Wolfson and prepares to head out of the sewer system back above ground where the Earth Bound Arcade is.
"So, like, I fell asleep during his soliloquy, what was he saying?"
"Well, in short. The universe is made up of quarks, which fused into protons, neutrons and electrons, which then fused into the first 6 elements: hydrogen, helium, iron, carbon, nitrogen and oxygen. After a few billion years, some nebulae dust crashed into each other and formed the stuff we see in outer space. Back on primordial Earth, Archaebacteria evolved into primitive beings that we saw during the era of the dinosaurs. Humans had to be evil to survive during their hunter-gatherer days as cavemen. Humanity evolved but we still had our instincts from long ago. Humans did evil things. Because humans did evil things in the past, present and inevitable future, our sister, Lisa Loud, wishes to create a perfect world where nothing bad could ever happen using the Seven Tones. However, since a "perfect world" cannot feasibly exist, it would instead cause a spatial paradox. Did you understand that condensed version, Leni?"
"Yeah, I like, totes got that."
"Great, now that we've filled in a large piece of the puzzle, let's get out of here and regroup with our siblings."
They're just about to climb back up to the arcade when an old foe rises up from the poisoned sewer concoction. It's Chandler and he's back to beat up Lincoln's sisters once again! You have to admire his tenacity but for now, the hopefully final battle against Chandler begins!
Retrnouveau Chandler suddenly attacked!
Luan attacks!
Retrnouveau Chandler takes 271 damage!
Leni tried PK Thunder ω!
Retrnouveau Chandler takes 152 damage!
Retrnouveau Chandler takes 149 damage!
It didn't hit anyone!
Lana attacks!
Retrnouveau Chandler takes 381 damage!
Lucy used the Shield Snatcher!
Retrnouveau Chandler's PK Shield ω disappeared!
Retrnouveau Chandler threw a whole bunch of bombs!
Luan takes 213 damage, Leni takes 164 damage, Lucy takes 237 damage!
Luan used PK Blast!
Retrnouveau Chandler takes 311 damage!
Leni used PK Freeze ω!
Retrnouveau chandler takes 345 damage!
Lana attacks!
Retrnouveau Chandler takes 390 damage!
Lucy attacks!
Retrnouveau Chandler takes 277 damage!
Retrnouveau Chandler used an off-key music attack!
Leni takes 92 damage, Lana takes 81 damage!
Lana recovers 42 HP!
Luan attacks!
Retrnouveau Chandler takes 310 damage!
Leni attacks!
Retrnouveau Chandler takes 261 damage!
Luan and her sisters' attacks broke off some of Chandler's fifes!
Chandler's heart filled with hatred!
Lana attacks!
Retrnouveau Chandler takes 399 damage!
Lucy used Vortex Shift!
The party entered the fourth dimension!
Retrnouveau Chandler tried PK Starstorm ω!
Just missed!
Lucy couldn't hold the vortex anymore!
The party reverted back to the third dimension!
Lana recovered 39 HP!
Luan tried PK Blast!
Retrnouveau Chandler takes 342 damage!
Leni tried PK Thunder ω!
Retrnouveau Chandler takes 147 damage!
Retrnouveau Chandler takes 161 damage!
Retrnouveau Chandler takes 139 damage!
Retrnouveau Chandler takes 152 damage!
Lana tried PK Starstorm ω!
Retrnouveau Chandler takes 762 damage!
Lucy attacks!
Retrnouveau Chandler takes 298 damage!
Retrnouveau Chandler threw a whole bunch of bombs!
Luan takes mortal damage, Leni takes mortal damage, Lana takes 256 damage, Lucy takes mortal damage!
Luan attacks!
Retrnouveau Chandler takes 321 damage!
Retrnouveau Chandler was defeated!
You win!
The party gained 28636 experience points!
The enemy dropped a present!
Inside the present was a Plain Plantain!
Luan takes the Plain Plantain
Such a fitting end to Chandler, as the Loud sisters' attacks cause him to plummet into the acrid, poison-like sewer cocktail below. Such a fitting end for such a crappy character. The party makes it back to the arcade, where Luan tells them what Mr. Wolfson told her.
"So, we need to stop Lisa before she causes the end of all things."
"Yes, Lori. Now who's with me for our final battle for the fate of the world?"
"WE ARE!"
"But there's one more thing we're forgetting."
"Which is...?"
"We didn't deface the statue of the ruler of this citywide amusement park."
"Seriously? We have more pressing matters at hand!"
"Trust me, I know what I'm doing!"
Lana goes off to the southeastern corner of the park, where there's a bombmaker selling high grade explosives for explosively new prices. Lana manages to talk him into giving her his highest-grade explosive, a New Year's Eve Bomb. Lana pays him for his explosively good item and proceeds to check the Lisa Statue directly above it.
The craftiest, trickiest and smartest Loud of all time. Here stands a statue of our great leader, Lisa Loud.
You feel as if the statue is giving a smug look at you.
Nothing wrong here.
"Huh, I was sure that would work. Well, there is a Lincoln statue on the other side of the park."
"Come on, Lana! We're wasting time! We need to stop the end of the world here!"
"I'll just check this statue and then we can go!"
The coolest, cleverest and most caring Loud of all time. Here stands a statue of our great leader, Lincoln Loud.
You feel as if the statue is glaring at you with a saddened look on its face.
The statue attacked!
The Princely Statue attacked!
Luan is on guard!
Leni is on guard!
Lana threw the New Year's Eve Bomb!
The Princely Statue takes 999,999,998 damage!
Lucy attacks!
The Princely Statue takes 281 damage!
The Princely Statue was destroyed!
You win!
The party gained 35172 experience points!
Luan's level is now 58!
HP went up by 11
PP went up by 9
Offense went up by 7
Defense went up by 6
IQ went up by 8
Speed went up by 8
Leni's level is now 58!
HP went up by 12
PP went up by 7
Offense went up by 2
Defense went up by 5
IQ went up by 1
Speed went up by 8
Lana's level is now 58!
HP went up by 8
PP went up by 6
Offense went up by 9
Defense went up by 9
IQ went up by 3
Speed Went up by 7
Lucy's level is now 58!
HP went up by 13!
PP went up by 4
Offense went up by 6
Defense went up by 9
IQ went up by 13
Speed went up by 11
"Told you I was right. That statue was really an enemy and us beating it gave us the experience points we needed to level up. Now we're better equipped for the final battle."
"All right. Lisa is up on the 100th floor of this really tall skyscraper. Are we all ready for the final battle?"
"We are, Luan!"
"Alright, let's go."
Now begins the ascent to the 100th floor, where the Loud sisters will finally confront Lisa about everything. But what does this intelligent enigma that they've called their sister have in store for them?
Differences Between Decadence and Mother 3:
Mother 3: After pulling Ionia's Needle, Lucas' party steps outside where "Master P" had sent out an "invitation" to them to try and stop his plan to annihilate the world by having them escorted to his city by limousine, locking the party out of the Nowhere Islands for the rest of the game!
The 1-UP Arcade and Beauty And Tasty have different designs.
There's only one statue of King P.
Leder was chained up in the disgusting apartments for being the all knowing one.
Decadence: You can leave Lisaland and not get locked out of the story!
The currency accepted in Lisaland is the Chinese yuan.
The Earth Bound Arcade replaces the 1-UP arcade, while the unnamed restaurant replaces Beauty and Tasty and is way less creepier than the latter.
The unnamed cinema in Mother 3 was replaced by the Out of This World theater in Decadence.
There are 2 statues in front of the skyscraper. Thankfully, you can only fight one of them.
In the theater, you can see the entire episode Brawl In The Family from The Loud House but entirely in Jordan Rosato's anime art style, and it is awesome!
Mr. Wolfson is the stand in for Leder. He isn't chained up but he still can't leave the room.
He has his own long existential speech, too!
Author's Note: Yes, those are fully playable demos of classic 80's games. It was very hard for the companies to agree to this but they settled on an agreement.
Yes, Flip runs the restaurant and it wouldn't be Flip if he didn't price gouge. He sells all foods at a hyperinflated rate of $999.99! What a ripoff!
Jordan Rosato was more than happy to remake an episode in her signature anime art style, we can't thank her enough! This is also the reason why Nickelodeon didn't charge for copyright (even though we had to "pay a royalty fee" to Viacom, despite Kyle agreeing that we can use The Loud House for our silly little fan game).
Yes, I translated Leder's story into Japanese and it took a very long time.
The story Mr. Wolfson recalls is a famous one. The Segment, Filament, Matter, Component and Polytrope crystals must be inserted into a Matter Key Watch, which allows the wearer to access certain abilities. When all 5 Infinity Crystals are inserted into the watch, the wearer can go beyond, plus ultra, and go from Psi Ultra to Omega Ultra! They can make copies of themselves, have an unlimited energy supply, create matter from nothing, travel to different points in time and send beings from one dimension into other dimensions! The tales of this multiversal heroine has been spread throughout all dimensions, that is how Mr. Wolfson knows about the legend.
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And here it is, the decrypted file:
Chimera Prototype 01:
After several days working on the first prototype, my new innovation is complete. By combing cybernetics with a Ursus Arctos specimen, I have made the perfect killing machine. I dub it the Mechanized Ursidae. The military will give me enough research money to get my PhD in bioorganic chemistry! But before I can market it to war criminals, I must conduct field research to determine its lethality to enemy combatants. I should release it in a place with almost zero population density. Perhaps the Outer Sativum Promontory will be a good test location.
Monitoring Progress:
Good news, I have just been informed that my familial units have decided to take a camping trip near to where my top secret military project is running loose. I would be worried but it is too far away from the campsite to hurt us, unless someone decides to hike up here. Still, it might do me some good building a relationship with my siblings.
Bloodlust:
I found out what happened with our matriarchal unit. She decided to climb up the mountain and met with a grizzly fate. Even with military training she acquired from her father, who actually was in the army, she would stand no chance against my cyber-organic killing machine! One would think that seeing the chimera's immense power would drive people away from it and let people with weapons euthanize the dangerous lifeform. Our naively asinine brother thinks he can actually kill my machine! I understand he wants to avenge our mother but he's definitely going to die if he tries to fight it. I tried in vain to convince him not to throw his life away for revenge, since our other sisters rely on him for emotional support. He had none of it and slapped me aside!
My Link:
I was right. Lincoln was mauled by my creation and fell down the ravine. Miraculously, he's still alive! There's still time...I have to save him. Please Lincoln, don't die on us. We need you, I need you! Sigh, I managed to salvage his life by replacing his vital organs with prostheses. I'm sorry Linc, I never meant for this to happen. I can't face the others like this, not after all the pain I caused to them. Maybe, you can be of use for my master plan. This world is filled with humanity's vilest actions. To ensure a better future for all. We must reset the world. What do you say, elder brother? Yes? Excellent, I knew someone as smart as you would agree with me. Onward, to a better future!