Decadence Chapter 20: Sino Siege, an Earthbound + Loud House Crossover fanfic

The Loud sisters head off to the elevator and ride it up. Due to a technical glitch, it stopped at the 22nd floor. After they get out, they begin to observe the 22nd floor, which seems to be a concert venue of some sort. I wonder who Lisa got to play alongside her plans of a planetwide reset? The group heads into the next room and sees Ikari! Well, I guess that answers that question. You see, Ikari is drawn to the Suit Squad almost like a moth to a flame. As they try to sneak past her and view the concert (they can't go forward because someone locked the elevators until the concert is over) some random person recognizes Luna and immediately blows their cover.

"Oh my god, Spade's back!"

Almost immediately, everyone surrounds her. Luna does want to be famous but not when it gets in the way of her and her sisters' mission to save the world! Ikari hears the blasphemes of this person and goes off to investigate. Using her pyrokinetic abilities, she disperses the densely packed crowd.

"I don't trust the false words of some random concert goer. Only a true diehard fan, like myself, will know if this person's claim is true. So, they claim Spade has returned to the Suit Squad to make it a full deck, huh? Well, okay then. Who could this person be talking about? I only see 8 of the Loud sisters and an anomalous figure that only exists to make the lives of everyone around it miserable, so who are you talking about?"

The person points at Luna.

"That's Spade."

Ikari goes over to Luna and inspects her.

"Sorry, Loud. I have to make sure you're the real deal and not a diehard cosplaying as her."

After a thorough inspection, as well as being forced to play a musical chord for her for sampling purposes, Ikari concludes…

"Oh my god! That boyish, punk-rock style brunette hair, those paperclip earrings, the triple freckles on the cheeks, a netted skirt fastened with a white belt, and a shirt with a skull decal emblazoned on it, all tied together with a rocking purple shade. And that sample, it's totally her signature musical style. I can detect it, clear as night! You are Spade! I never caught your real name, so…what was it?"

"It's Luna, Lindsey."

"Shut up, Loud! I don't trust the inner machinations of a pink "princess". I want to hear it from her."

"Uh, Lola's right, kid. My name's Luna."

"It is, truly? Well Luna, I think I speak for every fan, newcomer and diehard, that you owe it to your throngs of fans to perform with your band one last time before the curtain call for Earth happens. Just think of it, the ushering in the rebirth of a better world with Luna and her band's melodic songs."

"I agree."

"Excellent! You'd better tell your bandmates then! Oh, I'm so excited! Spade rejoining the Suit Squad playing lulling music as this world is cast away and reborn anew! It's just so…perfect."

Luna heads backstage to meet with her band as they get ready to play. After getting ready, the Suit Squad takes the stage with Luna as their rightful leader, getting ready to play one last time.

"Are you ready to rock?! We have a very special treat for you today! For our final performance, I'll be rejoining the band as we play one last time for our adoring fans! This first song is for someone near and dear to my heart, and it's my ode to them. I'm sure they're in the crowd right now, watching us perform. But enough reminiscing. Heart, Diamond, Club, you ready to give our audience the performance of a lifetime?!"

"Always ready, Spade!"

"1, 2, 3, 4!"

They begin playing a remix of A Charming Rogue, Decadence's remix of Mind of a Thief.

"Ah, aren't they just amazing?!"

"Oh, if you had to hear what she had to do to actually get there…well, ask your mistress about that."

"Cazzo fuori e morire, Lola Loud! I was talking about your vastly intellectually superior sisters. They can appreciate their own sister's music, why can't you?"

"Well, if you want to hear death metal screaming that will give you tinnitus, just like it did Lisa, then go right ahead."

"Girls, stop bickering! I want to listen to the song!"

"Your twin sister's right, Dolorosa scusa per un sorella. You really should be more like her. You know, empathetic and kind, like her."

"I might just do that."

"Really?! Then can you throw your next pageant so that I can win 1st place for once?"

"Not at chance."

"Worth a shot. Hey, I think the song is almost over. This song was our truce. After it's over, we're enemies again."

The Suit Squad finishes their song and are about to play another one before an intercom activates and HER voice is heard.

"Attention, my sisters. I'm sorry to interrupt your concert but we have to talk about the world's state of affairs. Use the elevators to get to the 100th floor so we can finally meet up. Oh, and I expect all 9 of you to be there. While this is still on, Inner 7! Get to the 99th floor immediately, I have a surprise for my dear sisters that I think they'll like."

With that, the Louds begin to head up to the 100th floor. They had to take 7 different elevators, with the 1st one stopping on floor 34, being a research facility/research sanctuary for a certain chimera. The 2nd one stopping on floor 41 is Lisa's personal fan club and unlike Porky's fans they genuinely like Lisa from the bottom of their heart and don't have to be brainwashed. You'd expect maybe 10 fans but since The Loud House is so popular, she has about 284,612 fans. The 3rd one stopping on floor 57 houses a maze of bathrooms. The 4th one stopping on floor 63 has one of the Inner 7's bases…Hokori's base. In it is a picture of the Loud family, as well as some early drafts of an Ace Savvy Comic. The 5th one stopping on floor 75 is a floor under construction. The 6th one stopping on floor 88 is a laboratory. After finding a Grilled Chicken and a Favorite Pizza in presents, they board the 7th elevator and make it all the way to the 99th floor.

"Congratulations on making it to the 99th floor, sisters. Now, to make sure you're ready to meet me, I've had my associates challenge you with 7 minigames. As for one of them, since he's being held in prison for almost murdering Lori's boyfriend, I'll have a robot of him do his minigame in his place. Let's see if you can get past all of them. I've put up a bed that you can rest in as well as a save point. Even though we don't agree with one another, I'm still fair."

The Loud sisters enter the first room, for this minigame, they simply have to wake Namakemono up. Sounds simple, right? Well…

"Oh, this should be easy."

Lynn tries slapping him. He's still asleep.

This might take a while…

20 attempts later…

"Goddamn it, wake up already!"

Lynn shakes him awake. After all that, he finally wakes up.

"Huh? Oh, you did it…yay. Move on to the next room."

The second room has Yokubō's minigame. For this one, the Louds have to answer trivia questions about a certain franchise.

"What state does The Loud House reside in?"

"Michigan."

"Who's the protagonist of the show?"

"Lincoln."

"What animal is Lincoln's plushie?"

"A rabbit."

"Lily is how old? In years!"

"Well, that would be 1¼ years."

"What episode did I first appear in?"

"Wait, what "episode"? What are you talking about? Our lives aren't some syndication for you to watch!"

"Time's ticking…"

"I don't know, the fourth one?"

"What grade is Lincoln in?"

"Fifth."

"Who's the 8th oldest sibling?"

"Luan."

"What's the name of her business?"

"Funny Business Inc."

"What did Lincoln "win" in "Making the Case"? Sure, it's a trophy but for what?"

"Most Improved Brother."

"He got shafted. Speaking of shafts, what episode number did Luan make this joke? "If you don't fix this, will they give you the shaft?""

"Fifty-fourth?"

"Wrong! Question 12. How do you spell my name?"

"Christina."

"Wrong again! Ok, here's the diabolical question 13. In the major arcana, death is card number 13. But in Lucy's tarot deck, what number is it? In Roman numerals!"

"VII."

"As your sister Lisa would say, ehh, incorrect, you ignoramuses! Question 14, which occupation does Lola seem interested in?"

"Prostitution."

"You couldn't be anymore wrong! But that answer is so hilarious, it should be right! Survey says the number one answer was business. Alright, enough laughs, what is the name of the episode where Luan gives up comedy?"

"No Laughing Matter."

"How many burgers did you guys eat in the 100th episode of the show?"

"Thirty-three."

"It's common knowledge that vegan food is unhealthier for you than a Big Belcher™. How many calories were in those reduced sodium kale puffs?"

"2000 kilocalories."

"Excellent, you used the right unit of energy. Your sister would be proud! Speaking of which, who is Lisa's favorite composer?"

"Stravinsky."

"What is the name of principal Huggins' comic book?"

"Ace Savvy and the Principal Valiant."

"What is the name of Clare's pet?"

"Watterson."

"Congratulations, you got an 85%. You failed the minigame! And now, as punishment…"

Yokubō tried PK Fire ω!

Luan takes 271 damage, Leni takes 269 damage, Lana takes 273 damage, Lucy takes 268 damage!

"Now, try again. And this time, get 90% or get starstruck next time!"

They try again and this time, ace this new set of 20 questions!

"Alright, you aced my quiz. Move on to the next minigame, that is, if you have enough health left."

They proceed to the third room. Ikari's minigame of course has to deal with music but just like the spectacle that is A Traditional Festival from Super Mario Odyssey, this one is outside, in front of an audience of people.

"Come on, Loud. It's time for us to light up these people's eyes! Luna plays the instrumental to this song, while we sing backup. Just one thing, Lola. Don't even dare to mess up the lyrics, else we'll both get burned!"

A familiar rock song begins to play. As everyone watches with bated breath, one has to wonder how a duet between enemies will turn out. The song begins…

Harry Truman, Doris Day, Red China, Johnnie Ray

"Your turn, Lola."

South Pacific, Walter Winchell, Joe DiMaggio

"Huh, you might know this song yet."

Joe McCarthy, Richard Nixon, Studebaker, television
North Korea, South Korea, Marilyn Monroe

Rosenbergs, H-bomb, Sugar Ray, Panmunjom
Brando, "The King and I" and "The Catcher in the Rye"
Eisenhower, vaccine, England's got a new queen
Marciano, Liberace, Santayana goodbye