Disclaimer: I don't own KHR, I write this fanfic to practice writing and for my own entertainment. I make no profit off this fanfic.
Warning this fic contains: ooc-ness, genderbending, violence, theft, cussing, disguises, lying, sexual tension, flirting and panties.
Ladro Fantasma
Ch2
In Namimori High School on a bed hidden behind a drawn curtain a young man lay sleeping. With a pale complexion and spiky brown hair that straightened out with length, there was delicateness to the man. The man's sleep was so deep that he did not notice the door to the nurses' office open.
A tall figure entered the room and locked the door behind them. Quietly they made their way over to the bed hidden by the curtain. Slipping behind the curtain a tall, curvaceous woman with long spiky green hair and eyes stared down at the sleeping man. A mischievous smile formed on her face as she pushed her glasses up. Carefully as to not disturb the beds occupant the woman straddled the man. Teasingly she ran her hands down the man body and slowly leaned forward with one of her hands reaching forward.
A hand shot out and caught the woman's wrist. Sitting up the man pulled the woman forward so that she sat in his lap and gave her a glare his eyes flashing orange.
"What do you think you're doing Vanessa," the man asked.
Vanessa gave the man a slight pout and said, "really now, I thought our relationship was better than that Tsuna. I very much would prefer it if you called me by my real name, Verde, instead of my alias."
Tsuna gaze traveled towards the wrist he held and the syringe of green fluid, "And what is that?"
"Oh just a little something to bring us closer together," Verde explained as she blushed and smiled. "I give you my word as a scientist, a science professor and the former lightning Arcobaleno that it will make you feel good."
Tsuna gave the mad scientist a deadpan look and ordered, "Drop it."
Verde pouted and muttered, "don't be such a stick in the mud." Giving a lewd smile at the thought of all the fun they could do, "this is also for science."
"Seriously Verde, no." Tsuna explained, "I caught an early flight back to Japan. I was hoping I could catch a bit of sleep during lunchtime."
Making a clicking sound in irritation Verde dropped the syringe and Tsuna carefully placed it out of the scientist reach.
"Really now," Verde complained, "you should be nicer to me. Just think of all the things I've done for you."
A gentle smile appeared on Tsuna face. Moving forward Tsuna wrapped his arms around the woman. In a relaxed hug Tsuna whispered, "Thank you Verde," into her ear.
Blushing Verde froze as Tsuna whispered, "your inventions are incredible and I would have been lost without you."
In embarrassment Verde stood up and faced away from Tsuna, "Naturally! Of course you would be lost without me. I mean who else could make such stunning inventions for you."
Verde laughed at her own genius and to calm herself. She then cleared her throat and reached for a bag. "You can thank me all you want, I wont stop you. I mean I even attended that stupid teachers convection in Tokyo to create an alibi for you."
Grabbing the bag she then shoved it at Tsuna and said, "here!"
"What is it?" Tsuna asked as he eyed the bag in confusion.
"Some local sweets and charms," Verde answered with a blush on her face. "Souvenirs for your mother or whatever."
Tsuna smiled, "thank you Verde. That's so thoughtful of you."
"Of course," Verde agreed and then sighed.
"To think the greatest mind the earth has ever seen is teaching science to a bunch of snot nosed high school students in the middle of nowhere, talk about under achieving. Truly a waste of my talents. It's too sad. I think I may cry." Verde complained as she motioned to her surrounding and occupation.
It was a common complaint of the former lightning Arcobaleno ever since she had shown up and started following Tsuna.
As he finished rummaging around in the bag Tsuna said. "If that's the case, you can always leave and find some work that you feel is more fulfilling."
Verde glared as she turned around to meet Tsuna eyes, "that's unacceptable! You and I are bonded for life. How could I abandon the man who saved me and broke the Arcobaleno curse?"
Tsuna froze at Verde words. With a serious expression on his face Tsuna said. "I've told you this before Verde. I broke that curse for my own reasons. It was something I had to do. You shouldn't feel like there's a debt to pay."
"Semantics," Verde shouted. "Nothing will tear us apart even if you insist on working a meaningless job. Even if you work at a subpar school. I will always be there for you."
In a way Tsuna almost felt touched by Verde devotion if not a bit creep out.
Taking a breath Verde then thought of something, "Although, I suppose there is one way we could be separated…"
"Huh?" Tsuna asked in confusion.
"Death…"Verde stated in all seriousness.
Paling at Verde statement, Tsuna watched as Verde mood once again changed.
"That's why you should hurry up and let me have your body," Verde said as she wiped drool from her mouth as she fantasied about exploring Tsuna body.
As Tsuna tried to think of a way to answer a knock was heard on the infirmary door. The doorknob rattled as someone tried to open the locked door.
"Nurse Ito, are you in. one of the soccer team players hurt their ankle." A male voice called out.
"Tch," Verde muttered at being interrupted.
"Hey now that I think about it," Tsuna wondered out loud, "I haven't seen the school nurse."
"She's out sick," Verde explained, "I was asked to fill in for her."
"Really?" Tsuna questioned in surprise.
"I do have a medical degree or two," Verde explained.
"Wow, amazing." Tsuna said as he got up and walked over to the window.
"Of course," Verde said enjoying the praise.
"In that case I better leave you to your work," Tsuna stated as he opened the window.
"Huh?" Verde asked as she noticed Tsuna halfway out the window.
"Good luck nurse Geni," Tsuna said just before he jumped out the window.
Verde watched Tsuna go and scolded. She was hopping she would be able to spend some more time with Tsuna. Instead some noisy little brats had to ruin it. Reaching into her pocket Verde walked over to the infirmary door. Unlocking and opening the door she coldly looked down at the two boys that stood at the door.
"Geni-Sensei," the two boys cried out in surprise and dismay.
"That's professor Geni," Verde stated. Pulling out a syringe with some sort of bubbling purple liquid she said, "now hold still. This will fix all your troubles."
"That's okay professor," one of the boys stammered, "we're actually feeling better already."
"What are you talking about?" Verde asked, "you came here because you're injured. This medicine will fix you right up. Although I suppose the painful side effects may be a bit dismaying."
Verde cackled as the two boys cried out in fear, "Monster!"
Tsuna listened to the screams of the students now in Verde clutches. He gave a silent pray for them but ultimately felt relieved. Verde could sometimes get a bit intense. During such times it was always best to have a distraction. Remembering what Verde had said Tsuna started to think about his life and how he had met Verde.
Turning Tsuna began making his way to class. At the age of twenty-five Tsuna is a teacher. After finishing high school Tsuna had decided he wanted to go into teaching. He had wanted to help kids that were like himself, who had difficulties in school. Thanks to Tsuna other job though he had ran into someone like Verde. Which wasn't technically correct. It was because of Tsuna other job that Tsuna had ran into some trouble. To fix it had ultimately led to Tsuna breaking the Arcobaleno curse and Verde… Verde had been the only Arcobaleno to discover what he had done and because of that she insisted on following Tsuna around. She had even applied for a job at the school Tsuna worked for under the alias of Vanessa Geni.
Yawning Tsuna rubbed his eyes. He had wanted to get a bit more sleep before class started but it was to late now. At this point it would be best if he headed back to class. He had an English literature class to teach.
As he walked Tsuna thought, 'I really should do something nice for Verde. She has been a huge help.'
Ringing the doorbell Tsuna waited until the door was swung open. A woman with short brown hair and large brown eyes stood in the doorway wearing a large smile.
"Tsuna-kun!" she happily cried out and hugged Tsuna.
"Hi mom," Tsuna said as he was squished.
"Its been so long," Nana cried.
Tsuna sighed at his mothers exaggeration and smiled, "I saw you a little over a week ago."
"But it feels like its been longer," Nana complained. "Come in come in you must be tried."
Tsuna chuckled as his mother led him inside. Entering the house the scent of food hit his nose and Tsuna started to drool. In the kitchen Tsuna saw that the table was covered in food.
"Wow," Tsuna muttered, "there's no way I can finish all this…"
"Nonsense," Nana said. "You're a growing man now. Besides anything left over you can take home as leftovers."
Tsuna sat down at the table and placed his bags next to him. As he filled the plate in front of him Nana poured Tsuna and herself a cup of tea and then sat down.
The two ate as they made pleasant conversation. After they had eaten their fill and cleaned up, they withdrew to the living room with cups of tea. It was then that Tsuna remembered his bag.
"Oh that's right!" Tsuna exclaimed.
"Eh, is something wrong?" Nana asked.
"No nothing like that," Tsuna said as he left the room and went to retrieve his bags. Walking back into the living room Tsuna handed the bag to his mother.
"Souvenirs from my trip," Tsuna lied. Tsuna nervously scratch his neck, it was an obvious tell but Tsuna had never been very good at lying. Luckily his mother had never noticed it.
"Oh my!" Nana said in excitement as she pulled out an expensive box of sweets. "These look delicious!"
"Glad you like them," Tsuna said as he took a sip of his tea.
Nana continued to pull out items from the bag. Tsuna sweat dropped at the excess amount of souvenirs.
'Leave it to Verde to go over board.' Tsuna thought. It was as Nana took out a small charm that she let out a high pitch sound in excitement
"Huh, what is it?" Tsuna asked in concern.
"This is…" Nana happily exclaimed, "this is a love charm!"
Tsuna blinked at his mother not understanding her excitement.
"Does this mean my little Tsuna-kun is telling me that he has finally found that special someone," Nana gushed.
Tsuna spat out his tea in surprise, "what! No! That is…"
Nana looked at Tsuna her eyes filled with hope.
"No!" Tsuna firmly denied while blushing, "That was suppose to be a charm for good fortune! Obviously they got them mixed up!"
The hope in Nana eyes disappeared and she looked down in disappointment.
Tsuna hated disappointing his mother but he didn't want to get her hopes up.
Looking back up Nana gave her son a serious look and said. "I know that you're still young Tsuna-kun but its never to early to start looking for love. I mean aren't there any nice female coworkers at your work."
Tsuna sputtered, "that would be unprofessional!"
"In that case why don't you let mama set you up on a date?" Nana suggested.
"Seriously?" Tsuna asked.
"Of course," Nana said.
"I'm too busy to date," Tsuna argued.
"Well mama wants some grandchildren," Nana explained, "so you're just going to have to make some time!"
Tsuna winced as his mother took a sip of tea. Tsuna didn't want to think about dating or love. In truth at one time Tsuna had been interested in starting a relationship but things changed and he didn't want to think about the past.
'What a pain,' Tsuna thought, 'something like that would defiantly get in the way of my other job.'
This fic so far doesn't seem to be that popular. Oh well. I shall continue on anyway…I guess. So what did you readers think of my female version of Verde. I decided to make her somewhat obsessive and creepy.
For anyone wandering about my other KHR fanfics, I'm working on them. It's just that the plot bunny for this fic has been particularly vicious.
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