Well folks, if you wanted a silly, blatant JDCox story, you came to the right place!
Enjoy!
"Black"
JD was caught between a hard place and a devil woman. They had cornered him in the hallway and no matter what excuse he had used, they called his bluff. His patients were handed off to traumatized interns, his pager was thrown out the window, and even his pleas to his Chocolate Bear had his best friend running for the hills. He was officially screwed, and not in a good way.
"Okay DJ-"
"What does he have to do with anything She-Devil?"
"As Jack's Step Mother, he has a right to side with me on all issues. Now, as I was saying-"
"Banana Hammock!"
"Okay DJ, stay with me here!"
"What color?"
JD blinked and looked at the older man, confusion clearly written on his face.
"Excuse me?"
"Nope Newbie, answer the question. What color it the banana hammock?"
JD's eyes slowly glazed over as his overactive imagination took hold of him mind. Him and Perry…in the Caribbean…on a pirate ship…with Perry in a…a pair of fingers snapped in front of his eyes, causing the image to fade.
"Newbie! Snap out of it!"
"Black…black leopard print…"
"Oh Sweet Jesus! Not again…" Jordan fumed as Perry stepped closer to JD, his hands fisting in the young man's blue scrubs. She quickly stalked off, not wanting to see the innocent Public Display of Affection turn carnal. Like always.
"Wonder what Skinny is up to?"