okay I don't own any of this Ed Edd n Eddy belongs Cartoon Network.

Credit for this idea goes to MasterCaster.

Sorry for the delay my power was out.

"STEP RIGHT UP!" Eddy shouted from behind his new stand, with a red curtain behind him. "COME AND SEE THE MOTIONLESS LUMP! FOR ONLY TWENTY FIVE CENTS!"

Interested Johnny and Plank approached the stand, "Wow! What's the lump Eddy?"

"Go and find out Johnny me boy."

Johnny smiles while handsomely paying two quarters to Eddy, he goes in front of the red curtain waiting excitedly to see the motionless lump. From the side Double Dee's head pokes out, Eddy gives him a thumps up Double Dee ducks back in and pulls the curtains, revealing Ed on his chair watching IT.

"Behold Johnny THE MOTIONLESS LUMP!"

"Yep that's me alright." Ed waved from his chair.

"So what do you think Johnny? Pretty amazing am I right?"

Johnny turns to Plank and nods before he turned to Eddy. "Plank says this stinks as your breath Eddy."

Eddy's face turns red and steam comes out of his ears. "WHY YOU LITTLE!"

"Calm down Eddy Plank said it."

"OH STUFF IT ABOUT THAT STUPID HUNK OF WOOD, HE'S NOT EVEN ALIVE!"

Johnny gasped in offense, "You take that back Eddy!"

"WHAT I'M TELLING THE TRUTH HERE! HE'S NOTHING BUT FOOD FOR THE TERMITES!"

"HE IS NOT! PLANK IS A LIVING HUMAN BEING!"

Eddy lets out a laugh, "WOW! YOU MUST BE NUTS IF YOU THINK THAT HUNK OF WOOD IS A PERSON MELONHEAD!"

"OH YOUR GOING TO BE SORRY YOU SAID THAT EDDY!" Johnny walks away with a huff.

"Jeez what a nut." Eddy returned to his stand to wait for the next costumer, Double Dee walks up to his side. "Eddy don't you think you should apologies."

"For what?! I just told him the truth."

"Yeah, but you know how Johnny is with Plank."

"Relax sockhead I sure he'll be fine and over it by tomorrow."

"I don't know he sounded quite angry."

"What's he going to do throw acorns at me?"

"I don't know, but I feel it will be big."

Later that day Eddy was in a bad mood while heading home, his scam was a bust and it really made him mad because he came up with the idea for it in merely one second and it made him angry to see it go down the drain.

Eddy kick a can out of the way, suddenly his eyes catches something in their sights. In the middle of someone's yard was a ten dollar bill, Eddy's eyes turned into dollar signs, he runs to the dollar as fast as a cheetah, but then the ground below him collapsed and Eddy fell into a pit and sharp pieces off wood impales through his head, neck, and chest. Blood goes down the poles turning them red.

Above the hole Johnny looks down at Eddy's corpse with a psychopathic smile on his face, he turns to plank.

"Did I do good Plank?"

"Yes my servant, you did very well. This pipsqueak has now learn the punishment of insulting me."

"What should we do with his body buddy?"

"Fill in the hole and let his body be feasted by the worms."

"Okay buddy."

Johnny places Plank down and then picks up a shovel, where he proceeded to fill the hole up. Plank's crayon eyes shifted down making it look like he was doing a sinister smile.