Title: No wailing,
please
Author: Ree
Theme: Cats (opera)
Genre:
General/Humor
Version: Anime/Manga
Rating: G
The cats and all their friends are all from the imaginations of Takeuchi Naoko. I'm not that creative.
No wailing, please
Artemis ran for the door. Just before he made it out, the door closed. Not wasting anytime, he spun about looking for an open window. Not spotting one, he ran for the kitchen, hoping that he could escape the house through there. But his rushing was to no avail. Giving up on escape, he started looking for a place to hide. Finally, he dug his way underneath and all the way to the back of the couch.
'Surely, she won't find me here. I just have to lie low.'
He heard the patter of Minako's feet as she walked quickly through the house. The sound of the feet stopped periodically, and he could hear the swish of her hair as it brushed the floor. 'She looking under things?!' Closing his eyes, he hunkered down trying to make himself smaller.
After what seemed eternity, he heard Minako head for her room. Letting out a sigh of relief, he allowed himself to relax a little bit.
He then heard her turn on the cd. It was almost to much for him. He almost ran to the door and begged to be let out. He knew what was coming. He heard the player skipping tracks, then in her best operatic voice, Minako started singing with Cosette.
'No matter how much I tell her, she won't believe me. Les Miserables is a musical! Not an opera! She can't sing Cosette's parts in that voice!'
Burying his head deeper into his paws, he was grateful that she didn't find him. She always wanted him to sing the male parts, and she wanted him to dress the part as well.