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Chapter 2: Konoha... and the fruit people

I sat up groggily and stared at the room I was in. It was small and white...I heard a cough and whipped around. I stared at a person with black robes. His face looked like a fox. "AAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHH!" I flung my pillow at the evil minion of fruit people. Because obviously he was one of them.

"YOU! STAY BACK! I WILL NOT SUBMIT TO THE FRUIT PEOPLE I WILL NOT! MR. MICHELLE SHALL NOT HAVE ME!" I jumped up and down on the bed surprised at how bouncy it was.

"Umm...excuse me?" the man took off his mask and stared at me with wide eyes.

"OMG! YOU HAVE ANOTHER FACE!" he sweat dropped and shook his head.

"No, no. That was a mask. I'm ANBU and was assigned to watch over you until you awoke. I need to go get someone now so be a good little girl and don't move okay?" he disappeared in a poof of smoke.

"HE EXPLODED!" I shouted, eyes wide and fearful. I checked my self over and sighed, relieved none of his body parts were sticking to me. I looked around the room. He had said be a good little girl. I sat in a thinking position wondering what in the hell a good little girl would do.

I got bored of thinking and stared at a shiny object on a tray. I picked it up ans squealed in delight. Not only was it shiny...it was POINTY! A nurse walked in the room and smiled at me. I held up my discovery and smiled back.

Nurse's POV:

I walked into the room checking on the patient. I heard a scream not to long ago, something about fruit. I had come bearing some fruit hoping to settle the patient down. I was not expecting to see a young girl sitting on the edge of the bed holding up a scalpel threateningly and smiling like a maniac.

End POV

I watched the nurse scream and drop a tray of fruit. She fled from the room yelling for someone to help her. I shrugged it off and walked to the fruit with wide eyes. I was right...I was in enemy territory. Fruit people have been my enemy ever since they came into my room and destroyed it. I had gotten into so much trouble with my parents. I told them about the fruit people but they put me in therapy...those hos. I glares at the fruit and picked up a melon and stabbed it continuously just as a woman appeared in a poof behind me. I screamed and swung around, dropping my shiny object and brandishing the now OFFICIALLY dead fruit at the woman.

"STAY BACK FRUIT PERSON! I HAVE A HOSTAGE!" the fruit was grabbed out of my hands. I screamed and dove beneath the bed, curling back against the wall in the far corner.

I pulled out a tape recorder from thin air.

"August...no...or is it July? Hmm...anyway...I am now trapped beneath a bed, hostage less and in a paper dress. I don't know why I was put in the paper dress all I know is that it's really ugly and does NOT match my season." I stopped as I watched someone crouch down and look at me.

"Hey, it's alright come on out of there. We just have a few questions." the guy had half his face covered in a mask and one eye showing. He had weird silver hair and an orange book in one hand.

"I will not answer your questions FRUIT PEOPLE!" the man disappeared from sight.

EVERYBODY"S POV:

Kakashi got up from his crouching position and glanced at one of the ANBU officers.

"What does she mean by fruit people?" he asked the guy that was watching her earlier.

The man shrugged, face blank.

"So, how do we get her out from under there?" Tsunade asked standing beside Kakashi.

"Well...I have an idea." Jiraiya said happily crouching down.

NORMAL POV:

I watched a man with white hair crouch down. He had two red stripes running from each eye down each cheek.

"Hey little girl." He pulled out an orange book from his pocket..

I heard a startled gasp from above and a happy "IS THAT..."

I watched the man look up and nod. "Yes. The NEW Icha Icha paradise book yet to be published." I heard a happy little squeal.

EVERYBODY"S POV:

Kakashi's eyes widened as he saw the book. "Is that..."

Jiraiya nodded. "Yep...the new Icha Icha paradise book." he said happily.

Kakashi squealed like a fangirl and jumped around all giddy.

Tsunade punched both Kakashi and Jiraiya on the back of the head. She then crouched down herself.

"Hey little girl won't you come out? We aren't...erm...Fruit people was it?"

Normal POV:

I stared at the blonde headed woman in disbelief. Who were they trying to kid.

"PROVE IT!" I shouted.

She looked taken back then smiled. "Alright how?"

"Hm...first I want you to give me a box of pocky, then a large panda bear and then eat some fruit."

She nodded and whispered something to a person. I heard another poof and a few minutes later I was cuddling a HUGE panda and a had ten pieces of pocky sticking out of my mouth while watching the group of people eating a bunch of fruit.

"Will you come out now?" I nodded and crawled out, covered in dust and still cuddling the panda.

"Now. My ANBU found you in an Akatsuki camp. Care to explain."

"Ewd eiru I o; iy g oifh iowoiyfbk. Iyb igq jgsaiu eroh j iobnwfgf khoi n." I explained happily, mouth still filled with pocky. Everyone sweat dropped. This was going to be a long night.

Chapter two completed w00t looks around fearfully those fruit people are very evil...so...PLS PLS PLS REVIEW OR ELSE THE FRUIT PEOPLE WILL DESTROY YOUR ROOM AND PUT YOU IN THERAPY.