Thanks all you reviewers out there you're the best. This entire story is dedicated to my awesome friend and beta reader Gaara's desert blossom. Well hope you all enjoy this chapter. Sorry about the last chapter, I was a bit slow (last chapter wasn't as funny to me.) well anyway… a new character is being added to this story her name is….SHRECE! (gaara's desert blossom) well enjoy all the craziness and review or the fruit people will attack rawr xD.
Disclaimer: Mr.Michelle o.oChapter 5: the fight, oreo power and Shrece.
I was very disappointed. I neither found Atlantis nor a bearfish. Fate was cruel. Luckily however I had my new friend Haku to cheer me up. Ahh….the wonders of playing with a boy's long, shiny black hair. I sat on a log by the water and braided Haku's hair while singing the llama song.
"Here's a llama there's a llama. Everywhere another llama. Alarm a llama half a llama llama llama….DUCK!" at duck I jumped up scaring Haku senseless.
"Hey Haku….I've been meaning to ask you. How did you know I like oreos?" I asked looking at him with wide innocent eyes. (kakashi: innocent my ass…)
"Well, we saw you when you first arrived, we were nearby and heard you yelling something about a guy having oreos." Haku stated calmly.
I began poking him in the head with a stick.
"Um…what are you doing?" Haku asked sweat dropping.
"I'm trying to get you angry…you're always too calm."
Haku sighed just as Zabuza appeared.
"Haku, I've been looking for you everywhere!" he shouted. He sweat dropped as I ran over to him and began poking his head.
"WOULD YOU STOP THAT!" he shouted, his face turning an interesting shade of red and purple.
"You see Haku, THAT is what you should do." I said happily. The next thing I knew everything went dark (seems to happen a lot no?). I was lifted off the ground and flung over someone's shoulder.
"HEY I ALREADY KNOW HOW TO FLY!" I shouted struggling to flap my arms.
Team sevens POV:
Kakashi sat on a tree branch reading his beloved book which Jiraiya had smuggled to him when Tsunade wasn't looking. Sasuke had finally gotten the snake out after Naruto had taken a stick and hit him right where it hurts. Now he was on the ground moaning and cursing Naruto under his breath as Sakura was trying to calm him and hit Naruto at the same time.
"Hey….where's Kisa?" Naruto asked looking around.
Kakashi looked up and searched the clearing….no one.
'Oh crap. Tsunade will have my head…or worse…my books!' he thought.
Just then a large sword zoomed past Kakashi who barely dodged in time.
"Kakashi." Out from the trees stepped Zabuza.
Kakashi's eyes…err….EYE widened. "Zabuza."
"I have your little friend. Meet in this clearing in two hours. No harm has come to her…yet." He stated before disappearing.
So here they were, waiting impatiently for Zabuza to appear.
"I WAS ONCE A TREEHOUSE I LIVED IN A CAKE BUT I NEVER SAW THE WAY THE ORANGE SLAYED THE RAKE!"
"WOULD YOU SHUT UP!"
Kakashi sweat dropped as Zabuza and Haku appeared, Kisa in a sack and slung over Zabuza's shoulder.
"FUZZY LLAMA FURRY LLAMA HAVE YOU EVER SEEN A LLAMA KISSED A LLAMA ON A LLAMA? LLAMA LLAMA LLAMA LLAMA DUCK!"
He dropped her none to gently on the ground.
"OW! FLYING STILL HURTS….!" She cried.
'What in the world is she talking about?" Kakashi thought.
"Here's your precious flower Kakashi. Now for the payment….I want a fight."
END POVI found my way out of the paper sack. HA! In Josh Turner's face. Mr. 'you can't find your way out of a paper sack.' This sure proves him wrong!
Anyway I watched as Kaka and Zabuza charged at each other. Naruto rushed over to where I was.
"KISA!" he shouted. Haku jumped in front of him.
"It's alright Haku. He's not a fruit person." I said smiling happily.
Haku gave me a weird look.
"Fruit person?" he asked slightly confused.
"Yup…they are evil…." I looked around with narrowed eyes.
"Naruto! Sasuke! Get Kisa to Sakura. Sakura you keep her safe." He shouted dodging an attack by Zabuza.
A clone appeared behind Sasuke who quickly dodged the attack and flung a kunai at it. It disappeared into a bunch of water.
I was staring wide eyed at Zabuza. I rushed over to him and tackled him to the ground hugging him.
"WTF! GET THE HELL OFF ME!" he shouted struggling to get up.
"You never told me you were from Atlantis too!" I shouted happily.
"What are you…..GET OFF!" he shouted flinging me into a bush.
"YOU ARE A FRUIT PERSON! Only a fruit person would toss me in this type of bush!" I shouted angrily.
I rushed at him and stole his awesome sword off his back.
"GIVE ME BACK MY…" Kaka punched him to the ground before he finished the sentence. I glared at the sword trying to get it to move. Damn it was heavy. I sighed and rubbed my eyes then it hit me. I'll just use the power of the oreos to move it. I stared long and hard at the sword, willing it to move. Just then it turned slowly and lifted off the ground. I looked up at it with glee.
"YES! Never underestimate the power of the oreos!" I shouted happily doing the cha cha with a sombrero and maracas which appeared out of nowhere.
Into the clearing stepped a red haired boy with the kanji for love on his forehead. He had sea-foam green eyes surrounded in dark circles. He had a gourd on his back and he was scowling. I stared starry eyed at him.
"I LOVE YOU NON-FRUIT PERSON!" I shouted at him happily. Then out stepped a girl about my age. She had long dark blue hair and pink eyes. She wore a plaid mini-skirt and a long sleeved fishnet top with a black tank top underneath. She had fishnets on her legs and wore a pair of the most awesome black boots I had ever laid eyes on. I stared at her with eyes wide and let out a squeal of happiness. She did the same and we both hurtled full speed toward each other. The next thing we knew we were on the ground holding our heads in pain from the collision and laughing our heads off.
Everyone in the clearing sweat dropped.
"Oh my God Shrece, what are you doing here?" I shouted happily as we scrambled to our feet and gave each other a sisterly hug.
"I came here about three years ago. What are YOU doing here?" she asked happily.
"A dumb squirrel stole my house keys." I muttered angrily glaring off into space.
Shrece sweat dropped and wondered what in the world I was talking about.
"Oh this is Gaara, my boyfriend." She said as the red haired boy sidled up beside her.
"Gaara-niisan!" I shouted hugging him. He stood shocked and glared.
"Gaara this is my dear old friend I told you so much about." Shrece said happily.
Gaara looked me over and gave off what might've been a smile.
"Hello." He said.
Shrece looked at him and hugged him happily. "OMG I LOVE YOU! You actually said something to someone besides me and your brother and sister."
I laughed and suddenly remembered the fight. Kaka and Zabuza stood throwing punch after punch and jutsu after jutsu toward each other with incredible speed. Naruto, Sakura, Sasuke and Haku stared in confusion at us. I waved them over. They came over. (ha ha real original huh xp)
"Gaara how's it going?" Naruto shouted. Gaara nodded in their direction.
He used his sand on the sword(as he did to make it lift…it wasn't oreo power after all sadly) to bring it over. I burst into tears and Shrece jumped startled and tried to console me asking me what was wrong.
"H-he moved the sword…not oreo power." I sniffled.
"There, there." Shrece patted my back and gave me a wheat thin.
"Thank you SO much." I said glomping her.
A few minutes later, Kaka came over Zabuza (or as I now dubbed him with a branch Zaza) was on the ground unconscious. Haku remembered that he was not supposed to be intervening with the enemy jumped up and grabbed Zaza, disappearing in a poof of smoke.
"AAHH! HE EXPLODED JUST LIKE THE OTHER ONE!" I shouted running in circles. Everyone sweat dropped and Shrece laughed happily and also began running in circles for the hell of it.
We crashed into each other in all the confusion and we fell unconscious. Gaara picked up Shrece and Kakashi picked up me and they headed for Konoha.
"HEY! We never got to go to the water to catch a bearfish." Naruto yelled out suddenly. Sakura smacked him on the back of the head.
"OW! Sakura-chan!" Naruto whined.
"Idiot"
Wow…that was a really long chapter o.o…..well…review or the oreo power will come and get you dun dun dun xD ha ha sry…well REVIEW!