Hmm...well lotsa ppl looked at it but not so many reviewed...those fruit ppl must've threatened you...those hos (glares at fruit ppl) anyways...to those that DID review...thank you so much I love you guys (not like that mind out of gutter)well...chapter six...REVIEW :)

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Chapter 6: The closet, cat ears, and konoha academy

My eyes were narrowed, my face revealing nothing. I would never cave in, never tell him where it was.

He narrowed his eye and growled angrily. "I said tell me." he took out a kunai and held it to my throat.

"Kill me and you'll never know." I busted out it maniacal laughter.

A soft knock on the door was heard before it creaked open. Shrece walked in and stared at me then kaka then back at me.

Shrece's POV

I knocked on the door and walked in thinking about my wheat thins. I stopped dead as I saw Kakashi crouching in front of Kisa, eyes locked and narrowed. Kisa was tied to a chair and had a kunai to her throat. I grew furious. NO ONE ties up my best friends except ME!

END POV

I smiled brightly at Shrece who was looking pretty angry. She marched over to Kaka and yanked the kunai away.

"LEAVE HER ALONE!" she shouted angrily muttering something about only her tying her friends up.

"Not until she tells me where it is!" Kaka roared.

"NEVER!" I shouted gleefully popping out of the chair.

"Where did the ropes go?" Kaka asked slightly confused.

"Um...I sold them on e-bay?" I said with shifty eyes.

"What the hell is e-bay? And how did you get untied?"

"E-bay is awesome and there never were any ropes."

"But you just said you..."

"No she's right Kakashi, there were no ropes." Shrece said wisely. We nodded our heads seriously.

"WHERE IS IT!"

"I SHALL NEVER TELL!" I ran out the door with Shrece at my heels.

15 minutes later

"What did you take from him that has made him chase us all around Konoha." Shrece said as we panted on the brick wall. We had managed to lose Kaka...for now.

"The newest Icha Icha paradise book. Jiraiya left it with me and I just HAD to hide it. He won't let me read the others." I said angrily glaring at a squirrel that passed by.

"STUPID SQUIRREL!" I lunged for it and it scampered off, me chasing it.

Shrece, with her short attention span, walked away to find her beloved Gaara who was probably off torturing some innocent tourist.

At the Akatsuki base

"My poor bear. What have they done to you?" Diedara sat in a corner holding on to his favorite stuffed panda, trying to stop the stuffing from falling out.

"DIEDARA!" Itatchi roared coming around the corner. "PUT THE DAMN BEAR DOWN! AKATSUKI DO NOT HAVE TOYS!"

"NOOOOO! You and kisame have toys I want some too!" he whined running away.

"We have WEAPONS! I repeat WEAPONS! NOT TOYS!"

Kisame appeared with an oreo in hand. Itatchi and Diedara stopped and looked at him.

"What? WHAT! I WANTED A FRIGGIN' OREO IS THAT OKAY WITH YOU!" he asked angrily shoving the oreo into his mouth.

"We are going crazy! It's all that girl's fault." Itatchi groaned grabbing his head in his hands.

"I bet if she was here, we wouldn't be acting like this."

"That's a great idea Diedara." Itatchi said smirking.

"Wasn't me." Diedara muttered shaking his head. Itatchi looked over at Kisame who also shook his head.

"Then who..."

"Down here." They all looked down to see Diedara's panda standing up with an army hat on.

Everyone: "o.0 WTF!"

"Oh panda-kun I love you un. I knew you could talk." Diedara said huggling the panda who did the Pillsbury dough boy laugh (except much more eviller and demonic).

Kisame began poking the bear who slapped him.

"My poor head." Itatchi said watching the panda and Kisame start to fight.

Back in Konoha:

"I am now an oreo tree! Because life is full of glee and I know those agree with me that I am now an oreo tree!" Me and Shrece were walking arms linked and singing a random oreo song we just made up.

Kaka had agreed to stop chasing me and to let me do whatever I want for a month and him be my slave for three weeks or else I'd burn his book.

He was off to the side muttering dark things beneath his mask.

"Kaka. I'mma hungry." I said looking at him with wide eyes. Team seven had finished training an hour ago and were lazily walking down the street.

"Fine. Where do you wanna go..."

"ICHIRAKU RAMEN!" Naruto shouted grabbing my hand and practically dragging me and Shrece to the restaurant. (A/N: Did I spell Ichiraku right?)

After eating a bowl of Ramen I was content to just sit and watch Naruto down his twelfth bowl of ramen.

"Wow."

"I know he eats a lot huh?" A guy asked sidling up to me.

"No. I was just thinking about a duck flying south for winter. It saves gas milage and he gets a free vacation." the guy gave me a weird look before slinking away.

I stood up and decided to go for a walk.

Sasuke's POV:

I watched Kisa get up and begin to wander around. I still didn't trust her enough so I decided to follow her. I watched as she looked around before entering a place. Ha finally I would catch her in the act! I followed her inside.

End Sasuke's POV:

I saw a door to my left and looked around for someone to tell me what it was. Deciding I would find out either way, I walked into a...broom closet?

I felt a presence behind me and spun to see the Sasuke guy who shut the door quickly.

"NO! You idiot! Don't EVER shut the door to a broom closet!" I shouted angrily.

"Why not?" I watched him try to open the door. "The knobs not turning!"

"NO DUH! IT"S A BROOM CLOSET!" he kicked it with a chakra infused foot and hand. I sat there bored drawing things on a piece of paper I randomly found. Sasuke sat panting and glared at me.

"You could at least do SOMETHING!" he shouted.

I glared at him evilly.

"I am doing something." I held up a piece of paper that had a duck flying south for winter on it.

"See? I'm finding new ways to shorten a duck' s travel velocity." I said happily.

"Do yo have any idea what you just said?"

"Nope." I saw him sweat drop and I continued doodling.

:Have any clue why we can't get out?"Sasuke asked after a while.

"Yep."

"What?"

"A) fruit ppl B) broom closets are impossible to break out of and C) there's a piano blocking the way."

"Those are all stupid choices." Sasuke muttered.

Back outside:

"Man...those stupid ropes HAD to break huh? NOW how are we gonna get the piano up there?"

"I don't know George, I do not know."

In broom closet:

"Stop it."

"I mean it."

"I am warning you."

I continued poking sasuke in the same spot on his forehead for the past ten minutes.

"I SAID STOP IT!" he shouted flinging his arms like a mad man.

"FINE I WILL!" I sat back down and huffed angrily. After another moment of silence, I began poking his foot.

"WHAT THE HELL DO YOU NOT UNDERSTAND WHEN I SAY STOP IT!" He shouted angrily. "SOMEONE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE OPEN THIS DOOR!"

"Ha! I'm gonna tell everyone that you are actually begging." I said gleefully.

"WHO WOULDN'T! ANY PERSON WOULD BEG FOR THIS TORTURE TO STOP! ALL I HAVE HEARD FROM YOU IS THAT THE MEANING OF LIFE IS...IS...HELL I DON"T REMEMBER."

"The meaning of life is to protect pink elephants. Because without pink elephants there'll be no trees, without trees no oxygen, without oxygen no air, without no air no internet, no internet no people."

"YES THAT AND OREOS! THATS IT!"

"And Shrece and gaara and pandas and..."

"ARGH! JUST OPEN THE DOOR!" Sasuke screamed, crying.

"Here let me try." I pointed to the door and did the Ayame (furuba :) ) pose.

"SUBMIT TO ME!" and the door...stayed shut.

"That's all I can do." I said happily sitting back down.

"WHAT!" the door opened and revealed two workmen.

"Sorry kids, we heard someone say submit to me so we had to check it out. You guys okay? A piano got stuck in front of the door." I glanced over at Sasuke who glared and handed over fifty bucks.

"We're fine!"

Sasuke ran out of the closet and breathed in the air happily. "FREEDOM!" he shouted.

"Kisa, Sasuke you okay?" Shrece ran up to us.

"I made Sasuke beg and cry and I won a wager for fifty bucks because a piano was blocking the broom closet." I said happily. "Oh right and Sasuke's not a fruit person. HE eats Tomatoes." I nodded happily and black cat ears appeared on my head as Everyone else ran up.

"Where did you get cat ears?" Kaka asked, eyes wide.

"I've always had them."

"Nuh uh."

"Uh huh."

"Nuh uh."

"Uh huh." Nuh...ARGH FORGET IT! I just came to tell you that you'll be starting Konoha leaf academy tomorrow." Kakashi said.

"It's a pickle." Everyone sweat dropped as me and Shrece ran to the pickle vendor (yes a pickle vendor) and ordered two HUGE pickles."

"OMG! IT"S THREE!" I shouted happily as I wrote the answer on a piece of paper.

"What is?"Naruto asked.

"The shortened route of a duck's way south." I answered. Me and Shrece put our heads together to now solve the problem of how to destroy fruit people around the world in 80 days.".

Wow I'm really tired. Hm...I forgot what I wrote in my story already xp well then...erm...review or else I'll burn the orange book... . .