K chapter seven is here hos w00t :) well thanx to all my reviewers out there and this story is dedicated to gaara's desert blossom. My friend/father (not my real father jeez xp) Katie the spaztastic drew an awesome pic but it won't let me upload it TT so if anyone has any idea how to do that pls pls pls tell me and you get a free oreo.

Disclaimer: is it a European swallow or an African swallow? 0.o the world may never know

Chapter seven: Konoha Academy and Gaara's decision

I was once again snuggling deeply with my panda. Ahh the joys of sleeping.

BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP

I shouted out really annoyed and stood on my bed startling the tiny spider in the corner of the room. My eyes were burning and my hair floating around my head like flames. I grabbed the alarm clock and flung it with all my might against the door which opened to reveal kaka who grabbed his head in pain. The clock smashed to pieces. He got up and glared at me, stopping dead.

Kakashi's POV:

I opened the door to wake up the insane little demon that I was forced to let live in my house. I saw a black object hurtle toward me and hit me in the forehead before I could dodge. Colors flashed before my eyes as I fell to the ground with my head in my hands. I stood up angrily and turned to yell at her when a scary and wonderful sight reached my eyes. She was standing on the bed, her black silk shirt slipping off of her shoulder (she only wore large, baggy shirts to bed) and her hair dancing around her head like flames. She was breathing heavily and dark aura was emanating from her as she clutched her panda loosely. Her blue eyes flashed angrily and her teeth were bared. I slowly backed out of the room and shut the door. I DID NOT JUST THINK OF HER LIKE THAT! NO NO NO NO NO! I AM NOT A...okay yes I am a pervert...BUT I AM NO PEDOPHILE! I AM NOT LIKE OROCHIMARU! I breathed in a ragged breath and walked back in. She was still standing like she was except her hair was now messily thrown around her face and her eyes were halfway closed. I immediately shut the door again and gulped. This was not good. Not good at all. Gathering my courage I opened the door one more time and sweat dropped. She was now lying asleep on top of her dresser, cuddling her panda close with the covers thrown on top of her. I blushed but shook my head to clear my mind. If I had my book then I would not be thinking this way. I heard a small chuckle and glared at the tiny spider in the corner. The spider batted it's eyelashes at me and giggled like an insane fangirl. I drew in a breath and approached the demon. I reached for her shoulder and, praying that I was not about to be sent to an early grave, shook her shoulder.

End Kakashi's POV:

I felt someone tugging my shoulder. They were about to be sent to an early grave. Unless they were praying, then they better hope that God was listening. I opened my eyes, balled my fist and leaped at the person.

"SORRY I'M LATE!" I slammed the door open and every one's head turned toward me.

"KISA!" I saw Shrece jump up and rush toward me. "Where were you? I was so worried!" she said hugging me.

"Shrece...air...breathing...must..."

"Oh right sorry."

"Hello, and who might you be?" the teacher asked me looking over the role.

"I am the master of all insanity, heiress of the randomness, princess of the darkness and goddess of the oreo people." I shouted pumping my fist in the air as Shrece clapped and cheered.

Everyone in the room sweat dropped.

"She's Kisa...the girl that Tsunade mentioned." there was a gasp and a girl screamed as Kakashi poofed up behind me.

"What the hell happened to you?" Shrece asked looking at Kakashi. He had his head wrapped in bandages and cuts all around his arms and face. His mask was slightly torn and you could see a nice bruise appearing around his swollen eye.

"He woke me up in the morning. NO ONE wakes me up in the morning." I muttered darkly. Everyone backed away a few feet. Shrece patted Kakashi on the arm making him wince.

"Sorry."

"No you're not." he muttered seeing her holding back her laughter.

"Well, take a seat." I looked around the room as Shrece tugged me along the aisle up to the seat beside her. A brown headed boy with a ponytail was sleeping soundly and Gaara was on her other side. She punched the boy out of the chair who fell off and got up rubbing his cheek. I sweat dropped and gave off a nervous laugh as she pushed me into it and settled beside me.

"That's my seat." the boy said angrily. I watched Naruto stand up from the back.

"LEAVE HER ALONE SHIKAMARU!" he shouted angrily pointing at the said boy.

"No, no I'll get up if you want." I replied sweat dropping.

"I do." he growled. Gaara shot him a look and his sand moved out of his gourd threateningly.

"SHIKAMARU! LET THE BEAUTIFUL GODDESS OF OREOS BE! SHE HAS DONE NOTHING TO DISRUPT YOUR YOUTH THAT YOU HAVE LET SLIPPED BY!" a boy in green spandex, a lot like the man I saw in the hospital, shouted also standing up.

I sweat dropped and stood up.

"Don't be silly. If the guy wants this seat he can have it. Besides I wanna sit somewhere new anyway." I looked around the room. A blonde haired girl was snuggling up to Sasuke, and Sakura was too. Both were glaring at each other. Naruto had a cute, short haired girl with pearl white eyes sitting beside him and blushing like crazy. I swore I saw her staring at his ass. A long brown haired boy in a low ponytail and another set of pearl white eyes was sitting at the end of the aisle. An empty seat beside him. I walked over there and asked if I could sit next to him.

"No." he answered simply.

I looked at the boy with a dog on his head. The empty seat was also beside him.

"Can I sit next to you?" I asked.

"Sure, whatever." he muttered.

I happily worked my way over just as the white eyed boy put his feet on the desk blocking my way.

"Excuse me." I said getting a little ticked off. It was still morning and I hated people like this.

"I said you couldn't sit here." he replied.

"YOU CAN SIT HERE MY LOVE!" I heard the green spandex guy shout.

"NO WAY IS SHE SITTING NEXT TO YOU LEE! SHE"S SITTING OVER HERE!" Naruto shouted.

I shuttered and glared at the brown headed boy then smiled sweetly. I walked up to his legs and laid my hands on his knee.

"W-what are you doing?" he said angrily.

I brought my face close to his ear ans blew into it softly as I moved my hand further up.

He blushed crimson. I took the moment to grab his leg and fling him to the floor, shoving my foot in his crotch.

I happily settled into my seat and watched him rolling on the floor.

Iruka was talking to kaka who disappeared in a poof of smoke. He glanced at Neiji and sighed annoyed.

"Neiji, get off of the floor." he said annoyed.

Neiji crawled to his seat and hoisted himself up as he glared at me. I gave him and innocent look and smiled sweetly. The teacher began the lesson. Sometime in the middle of the lesson, the dog on the boy's head walked over to me and snuggled against my hand.

"Akamaru!" the boy hissed out.

"Aww...so cute." I said picking it up and huggling it.

The dog barked and snuggled closer to me.

Gaara's POV:

Class was over and I made my way around Konoha. I had told Shrece that I was going to train but I had other intentions. I worked my way to the jeweler shop and paused outside the window staring at the beautiful things that I just knew Shrece would love. I glanced back one more time before walking by.

End Gaara's POV

Class had ended and me and Shrece were walking down the street, a group of guys following us closely. We were getting a little uncomfortable and since Gaara was out training and not here to protect us from the rabid group of fan boys and a few fan girls (coughcreepycough) we decided to make a break for it.

We were outside of Kaka's house and panting heavily.

"Wow that was really scary. We seem to be chased a lot nee?" I asked.

"Yup."

I heard a whining and looked at my feet. There stood Akamaru pawing my leg gently.

"Kywa! So cute!" I said picking him up and snuggling him close.

"AKAMARU! THERE YOU ARE!" shouted the boy, Kiba, I believe his name was.

I watched him run up to us and blush.

"H-h-hello." he stuttered as he took Akamaru from my arms.

"HI! Have you seen Atlantis yet?" I asked happily pulling out a pen and paper as Shrece pulled out a microphone and held it up to him.

"Err...no?"

"AW MAN!" I said and Shrece put the microphone back reluctantly.

THE AKATSUKI:

"Bamboo to Suave shampoo, come in suave shampoo. Over."

"Suave shampoo here un. In position and waiting for the signal. Over"

"Copy suave shampoo. What about you sharkie? Over."

"Sharkie here. Also in position and waiting. Over."

"Copy that Sharkie. Bamboo to tinted nails come in tinted nails over." Itatchi hit Diedara, Kisame and the panda on the head.

"CUT IT OUT!" he hissed angrily staring at he guys crouching beside him.

"Ow. But Itatchi un we were just using our walkie talkies."

"Those are pine cones now pay attention. We sneak in tomorrow night and retrieve the insane girl. Then we work our way to the camp. If anyone gets in our way, kill them. Understood?"

"Understood. Over." Itatchi hit all three of them over the heads again. Now time to settle down and wait.

WOW. Now this is a REALLY long chapter o.o well REVIEW PPL OR ELSE OR ELSE...YOU KNOW WHEN KISA BEAT KAKASHI UP! YEAH THINK ABOUT THAT EXCEPT A HUNDRED TIMES WORSE PLUS BEING LOCKED IN A CLOSET WITH GAI OR LEE OR YOU LEAST FAVORITE CAST MEMBER! Grrr...-cough-...well review :)