Title: Virgin
Series: Naruto
Rated: PG13 – for sexual themes (and, "They're about to have sex!" undertones).
Dedication: La-chan. Remember when I wrote this for ya?
Summary: "Never done it outside before, Naruto?" Blue eye's flashed red. "Nah, never really thought about it. You saying you have?" "But you've done it before, right?"
A/N: Despite how it may seem, I've not been converted Laurel. NOT BEEN CONVERTED!!! Just want to share that.

Disclaimer: Naruto and all related characters and logos belong to Kishimoto Masashi.

Virgin

"This doesn't count!"

Smirk. "Yes, it does."

Frown. "No, it doesn't."

"Heh, you're only saying that 'cause you're on the bottom."

Naruto barred his teeth and growled up at Sasuke. "Just because you tricked me and miraculously managed to somehow pin me on the ground, doesn't mean you won!"

Sasuke snorted. "I didn't trick you, you tripped."

Taking a couple minutes to struggle against the Uchiha's unforgiving grasp and heavy weight, Naruto finally gave in and let Sasuke continue to pin him.

"Fine, you win, bastard, now get the hell off me." Naruto grumbled, but Sasuke remained seated and seemed content to sit there all day.

Then suddenly the blond grinned mischievously and said, "Damn Sasuke, we're not old enough to do anything like that yet. Not to mention we don't even have our own room."

Sasuke, unfazed, leered at Naruto, eyes suddenly darker.

"Never done it outside before, Naruto?"

Blue eyes flashed red.

"Never really thought about it. You saying you have?"

"But you've done it before, right?"

"Nah, I'm a virgin."

At Sasuke's sudden choking sound, Naruto took his chance and before the Uchiha knew what had happened he was staring up at Naruto's triumphant face.

"But I don't mind losing it to you--

---as long as I'm on top."

END

A/N: XXD dies

My gawd! dies again

Alrighty then! In other news, it seems kind of weird to me, I guess because I normally don't write m/m anything, but I still find it funny. Did you like it? I'd love to know what you thought worked and what didn't so please review and let me know!

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