Title: A Day in the Life
Series: Naruto
Rated: K+ – for implied naughtyness between two certain sound-nin.
Dedication: Izzy-san, a friend of a friend. I wrote this a long time ago for her and just recently found it so I decided to post it up.
Summary: His escapades in Sound, the traumatizing things waiting around the corner, and other fun things in a day in the life of Uchiha Sasuke.
A/N: This is a crack!drabble. You've been warned.


A Day in the Life
(of Uchiha Sasuke)


"I'm so smart, I'm so cool, Orochimaru-sama loves me, our love rules!!"

Desperately trying to control the on coming, full-body shiver, Uchiha Sasuke backed up, turned around and walked as fast as he could away from the bathhouse.

It wasn't until he was on the other side of the underground complex that he let himself stop and breathe.

It was one thing to listen to Kabuto sing in the shower, another to hear him sing about his love for Orochimaru.

However, seeing Orochimaru smiling like a giddy school girl outside the door listening was something way worse all together.


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A/N: I think it's amusing, but I'm not as happy with it as I could be. Probably 'cause it's old and was written in like, five seconds.

A special, "Thank you!!" goes out to everyone who's reviewed this. And 393 views! I expected like, nobody to read this, so it's really nice and makes me feel very happy and encouraged! (Have you read this, I wonder, Understar-san?)

On a side note, I won't guarantee anything, but feel free to leave a request for something in your reviews. I'll write most anything now a days, especially since right now I've been unusually inspired. Sorry for the long wait for an update!

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