Hello all you faithful reviewers :) I lurve you all (sometimes xp) anyway here is chapter nine I wonder what will happen?

Soara (my inner) : you're the author you should know

(squeals) I'm so excited I can't wait to find out

Soara: HELLO! YOU ARE THE AUTHOR!

So? (Blink blink)

Soara: SO! YOU'RE WRITING THE...

Anyway...pls enjoy and review :)

Soara: DO NOT INTERRUPT ME!

(Catfight in mind)

Disclaimer: I've got twelve mints...in my mouth...o.o

Chapter 9

"Your handwriting is terrible." Gaara said walking up to me. I sat beneath a bench...yes...BENEATH a bench...beaming up at Gaara.

"Nuh uh. You just cannot read." I replied still digging in the dirt.

"What are you doing?" Gaara questioned.

I crawled out from beneath the bench and sighed." I'm looking for the fruit people, they're close. I can feel it." I looked around suspiciously.

"Whatever. Shrece told me to come and get you. She wants to talk to you." Gaara replied.

"K." I jumped up and brushed off my jeans. "Oh no." I muttered staring at the hill.

"What is it?" Gaara asked raising a non-existent eyebrow.

"Fan-fan-fan-boys." I replied shuddering. Ever since the news spread that Gaara was marrying Shrece, my fangroup had grown multiple times larger than before. Shrece's group came to my group and now I was practically being overrun by rabid boys.

Gaara's sand wrapped around me and we disappeared as the fan-boys began racing down the hill. I could have sworn that a few were foaming at the mouth.

We arrived in front of Shrece's and Gaara's house. Gaara nodded before disappearing in a poof of sand.

"Shrece?" I was tackled to the ground and heard Shrece's incoherent babbling. Something about thanks for everything and waffles pants.

"Um...murfle flurgen." I replied trying to sit up.

"Murfle...never mind. Thanks for helping Gaara out you're the best."

"What are you talking about?" I sweat dropped avoiding her gaze.

"Fine don't admit it but I saw the writing on his hand. WE HAVE TO GO WEDDING SHOPPING AND YOU ARE SO GOING TO BE MY MAID OF HONOR!"

"YAY I GET TO BE THE HONORABLE MAIDEN!" I shouted as we both began jumping up and down happily squealing. Shrece grabbed her purse (filled with Gaara's credit cards) and dragged me off.

I walked home tiredly. I forgot how much torture it was to go shopping with Shrece. She was non-stop and she shoved every piece of fabric she possibly could at you. At least she had fashion sense. I entered the apartment Kaka and I shared and plopped on the couch. Kaka was on an elite mission and had been gone for two weeks. He was supposed to be back tomorrow night. I couldn't wait. I had raided his room and found all sorts of juicy stuff I can black mail him with. Although...that goth loli dress I found in his closet was a bit creepy. I shrugged and popped a few chocolate covered coffee beans in my mouth. The night before I had been jumping around for six hours straight before I collapsed. Akamaru found me and began howling his head off. Poor puppy...I didn't MEAN to hit him its just...well...he woke me up. Come on I just tapped him on the head I swear. I guess I should have listened to the cashier when he told me to take it slow, he was a bit reluctant to let me buy anymore after bag number 345. I downed six of them a week before and was up all week. Now the whole kitchen was filled with pocky, chocolate covered coffee beans and oreos. Ah...the wonders if junk food. I laid my soar feet on the table and sighed tiredly. I popped a few more chocolate covered coffee beans in my mouth.

I was jumping around the streets of konoha, I really REALLY shouldn't have eaten four bags of those things. I felt something grab me from behind and a sharp pain on the back of my neck. Everything went black. (Again xp)

Chapter 9 is complete w00t. :) well...REVIEW K? If not then...hm...I will set my foaming rabid fan-boys on you. You may think you want it NOW but just wait mwuah ha ha -cough- o.o