Hello, hello! It tis me back from the nightmarish hell we call an educational system! xp ha, ha sry I couldn't resist. yeah well enjoy this chapter hos because it is the last one! hides I was kidding! Kidding! Ok I'm sorry here's chapter 12 pls enjoy

Disclaimer: stitch gone goth o.o

Chapter 12: a love blossoms?

"GIMME GIMME GIMME! I WANT MY OREOS!"

"GET THE HELL OFF OF ME WOMAN!"

Itatchi and I were rolling around on the floor. I KNEW he had been with holding oreos from me!

We each got up panting, I clutched his bag of oreos to my chest protectively.

"What the hell is wrong with you?" itatchi shouted, his eyes swirling.

"WAAAHHHHH! DIIIIIEEEEEDDDDAAAAARRRRAAAA! SSSSSAAAASSSSOOOOORRRRIIIII! KKKKKKKKIIIIIISSSSSAAAAAMMMMMIIIIIIII!" I screamed as Itatchi grabbed the front of my shirt in a vice grip.

The said group filled the doorway and stared wide eyed at the scene in front of them.

"ITATCHI LET THE ANGEL GO! YEAH!" Diedara shouted angrily.

Itatchi looked at them angrily, they shivered and backed down. He glared at me before tossing me to the side and walking out of the room shaking his head and muttering things about elephant tusks.

"You okay un?" Diedara asked crouching down next to me.

"F-f-fine. But I have to say something..."

"What is it un?"

"SHAKE IT LIKE THE BUTT DOCTOR TAUGHT YA!" I jumped up and ran into the other room, music still blasting.

The others looked at each other before shrugging and running into the room.

Back in Konoha:

"Shrece...um...please calm down?" Sakura said sweat dropping as Shrece started yelling and choking ANOTHER innocent civilian as they walked by.

"NOT UNTIL KISA IS HERE IN FRONT OF ME!"

"I'm right here silly!" kisa replied walking in front of her.

"K-k-kisa?" Shrece grew suspicious. "If your Kisa then prove it...what's your favorite color?"

"ORANGE! I-I mean..."

"NARUTO!" Shrece began chasing naruto who poofed back into his normal form.

"I'm sorry! I'm sorry!" he cried running for his life.

"NOT YET YOU AREN'T!"

Somewhere among many trees and bananas...

"Ooh ooh aah ah." the monkey said eating a bug.

"NOT GEORGE!" Shino cried angrily chasing the monkey.

In sound...

"Kabuto. You know what to do." a pale face man on a throne said smiling a twisted smile.

"I am to capture her...understood." a silver haired boy said pushing his wire glasses up his face.

"Yes, she has an untapped power that we MUST have. Do not fail me."

"Yes lord Orochimaru." the silver haired boy said before disappearing,

In the Akatsuki base...

"WHAT!" I shouted angrily. "NO NO NO! I AM NOT SLEEPING IN YOUR ROOM YOU PERVERTED BASTARD!"

Itatchi twitched then smirked.

"Fine, you'll sleep with Kisame."

"Okay by me!" I happily gathered my things.

The next thing I knew I was shoved on the bed.

"You are sleeping here and that is final." I looked in Itatchi's eyes and gasped. The next thing I knew, I was asleep.

Itatchi's POV:

I was not about to let my girl...I mean THE girl to sleep with someone else. Oh no she was mine. I mean my hostage. I watched her sleep and smirked, covering her up.

"Itatchi..." she whispered. I felt my eyes widen and I leaned down to listen to her.

"Everyone loves magical Trevor the tricks that he does are ever so clever look at him now disappearing a cow where is the cow headed right now? Everyone loves magical Trevor everyone sees his trick is so clever look at his leathery, leathery whip." I stared at her confused as she continued singing. "Hey hey the cow is back hey hey the cow is back, back back, back from his magical journey...where did he go what did he see where did he go what did he see? He saw beans lots a beans lots a beans he saw beans lots a beans lots a beans..." she trailed off and began rolling around. I shook my head sadly and got up. Whatever happened to this girl that made her like she was? I felt terrible for her parents. I knew I'd never understand her, maybe that's what intrigued me about her. I shut the door to the room, wondering why my stomach was flipping around.

The next day...

'WAKE UP GIRL!" I twitched angrily. One day...ONE FRIGGIN DAY is all I ask for to sleep in peace!

'KISA!" someone grabbed my shoulder. I jumped on the person and began choking him.

"ONE FRIGGIN DAY!" I shouted angrily. I opened my eyes and stared at Kisame. He had tears in his eyes.

"Oh hey Kisame!" I said happily choking him some more.

"Kisame...what happened to you?" Itatchi asked staring at the bandaged, bruised up Kisame in front of him. I smiled in Kisame's direction, warning him not to say a word. He flinched and shook his head.

"N-n-nothing...um...can I not wake anyone up in the morning?" Kisame asked.

"Um...sure...why?"

"No reason just...um...I'd prefer to...LOOK A BEARFISH!" with that Kisame limped quickly from the room.

"Ok...Diedara YOU wake everyone up in the morning." Itatchi ordered. Diedara nodded. Sasori walked into the room hoping no one would notice the face he was wearing a dress.

SILENCE...

"W-w-what?"

SILENCE...

"COME ON! I WOKE UP IN IT I SWEAR!"

Everyone busted out laughing (except Kisame who was crying silently behind a rock and snuggling the panda).

"GET THE HELL OFFA ME!" the panda shouted.

"Look..." Sasori ripped the dress off.

I closed my eyes and screamed. "EEEEK! Ahh! DIEDARA!"

Diedara threw a frilly pink apron over Sasori.

"Much better...AH! You ripped kaka's dress...he's gonna be SOOO mad at you!" I said pointing an accusing finger at Sasori.

"Kaka? HIS dress? EH?"

With Kakashi:

"ACHOO! Hm...someone is talking about me...oh no!" Kakashi shivered. "A chill went down my spine that means...someone ripped my DRESS!" Kakashi shouted angrily, causing quiet a few stares.

"I"LL KILL WHOEVER DID IT YA HEAR ME!"kakashi shouted to the wind.

Well...chapter 12 is here...hmm...its not that funny actually (stares at the story) oh well REVIEW MY LOVELIES!