Hey all you faithful reviewers out there! I know its been more than a week but it was exam week and I was studying like crazy. Sorry about chapter 12 I know it sucked but school has sucked out all of the insanity in me (yes, yes everyone gasp xp). Xp well hope you like this chapter better! Here ya go!
Disclaimer: DON'T EAT THE WOOFER!
Chapter 13: The potion o.o
"Itatchi!" Kisame burst into the kitchen, face ashen and eyes wide.
"What is it?" Itatchi asked immediately alert.
"A-a-anbu! They're working their way here!"
"Let's go! Sasori watch the girl!" with that everyone disappeared.
I glanced at Sasori who sat silently in the corner.
"Um...what do you want to do?"
"Hn."
"It's almost six. I know! I'll make dinner!" I happily stood up and began rummaging through the cabinets.
Back in Konoha:
'Why weren't we allowed to join the anbu!" Shrece shouted angrily.
"Tsunade said that we'd probably get in the way. Besides we're not even sure if they'll find it." Shikamaru muttered.
"M-m-my dress!" Kakashi whimpered into his arms.
"Sensei pull yourself together!" Sakura yelled shaking Kakashi.
"What do you think she's doing right about now?" Naruto wondered aloud.
"They're probably making her cook them dinner." Kiba fumed angrily at the thought.
Suddenly Shrece busted out in maniacal laughter, causing everyone to stare at her shocked and back away a few feet.
"If that's true then we don't have to worry about capturing the Akatsuki!"
"What are you babbling about?" Sasuke asked.
"Her...cooking..." Shrece laughed some more. "Knowing her she'd probably end up burning down the base or poisoning the meat."
"So you're saying she can't cook." Gaara muttered.
"Not on her life." Shrece cackled.
Back in Akatsuki:
"Hmmm...Sasori have any idea what to stuff a turkey with?" I stared at the half frozen turnkey in front of me.
"Hn." Sasori replied, eyes closed.
"-sigh- Ooh I know!" I happily pulled out some oreos and pocky. I crushed them and stuffed them in the turkey.
"Have any sauce?" I asked. I looked at Sasori who had fallen asleep.
"Aww ...adorable." I said while opening the fridge and resisting the urge to doodle on his face.
I found a bottle of something that looked like cooking oil.
"Perfect!" I poured it over the turkey and then the rest of it in the cake batter. I placed the cake in the oven.
"No room for the turkey." I muttered to myself. I spotted a microwave and smiled happily.
I was never allowed to cook back home after I blew up our kitchen. How was I supposed to know that you weren't supposed to put a can of dog food in the toaster oven? Anyway I placed the turkey on a metal tray I found and put apples around it for decoration.
I then shoved it, more like forced it into the microwave.
"How long?" I stabbed the turkey with a fork to see how frozen it was. "Let's go with sixty nine minutes." I left the fork in because I assumed that id it sunk into the turkey it would show me it was finished. I turned the oven on and pressed start on the microwave.
I heard popping noises and looked around confused. Was that smoke? I sniffed the air and quickly spun around. Smoke was pouring out of the microwave and I could make out tiny sparks exploding inside.
"Ahhh!" Sasori woke at my scream.
"WHAT THE HELL DID YOU DO!" he screamed opening the microwave with a jerk.
The fork that I had left in the now black turkey shot out and implanted itself in the wall. Sparks continued popping beneath the metal tray, causing the microwave to jump.
"Oh no!" I grabbed the tray and let out a scream, dropping everything onto the floor.
"Idiot! DON'T GRAB IT WITH YOUR BARE HANDS!" Sasori shouted grabbing the fire extinguisher and putting out the small fire in the microwave.
"Sasori?"
"What?"
"What's the turkey doing?" I asked pointing to the said object on the floor.
It seemed to be bubbling slightly.
"DUCK!" Sasori shouted diving behind the table that had somehow toppled over in the chaos.
"No it's turkey." Sasori grabbed me and pulled me down beside him.
EXPLOSION!
The kitchen was splattered with turkey bones, burnt pocky and oreos , not to mention the black meat.
"Uh oh." I muttered standing up.
"Itatchi is not going to like this." Sasori muttered.
As if on cue, Itatchi and the others burst into the kitchen, coughing from the smoke.
Everything fell silent as Itatchi stared around the room and looked at me and Sasori standing in the middle of it. His face grew red. A piece of black meat fell from the ceiling and splattered over his head. That was it.
"WHAT THE HELL IS GOING ON HERE!" Itatchi fumed. The sprinklers on the ceiling finally sprung into action, soaking everything.
Itatchi glared at me.
I gave him a happy smile.
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"So you managed to make the anbu turn back?" Sasori asked. Everyone sat on the damp seat cushions eating the cake that had miraculously survived. It even turned out right. I sat tied to a chair, burnt hands wrapped in bandages. I wasn't allowed any cake. I still don't think it's fair, I made dinner! Okay, yes, I did make it explode all over the kitchen but that doesn't really matter. Right?
"Yes they won't be back for a while." Diedara began coughing.
"Diedara you okay?" Kisame asked thumping Diedara on the back.
Diedara continued coughing until he coughed up a hairball. Everyone looked from Diedara to the hairball and back to Diedara.
Suddenly Itatchi grabbed his head in pain. I watched as to pointy black cat ears appeared on his head. Kisame grew whiskers and Sasori got a tail.
"What the hell! What did you put in that cake!" itatchi shouted at me.
"Eggs, milk, flour, some liquid stuff, sugar, vanilla flavo-"
"Whoa! Repeat that."
"That."
"NO! Repeat what you said about the liquid thing."
"I found a bottle of clearish liquid in the fridge and assumed it was cooking oil." I shrugged.
Itatchi raced to the fridge and tore through its contents.
"THAT WASN'T COOKING OIL! It was the rare transformation liquid!"
"Ooooh."
"It allows you to change into an animal, obviously this one was a cat, Seeing as how we did not drink the whole bottle, we didn't turn into a whole cat. It's supposed to last about two weeks but since it was separated I'd have to say about a week for us." Diedara informed us.
"OH MY GAWD!" pointing at the whiskered Kisame. "You're a catfish!" I laughed.
Kisame glared at me as Diedara and everyone stifled their laughter.
"Uh oh." I muttered. I would have run except the small detail that I was still tied to the chair.
"Kisame stood up. His yes holding malicious glee.
"Now, now Kisame don't be-" Diedara broke off as he stared at his hands. They were now covered in golden fur.
"Ha, ha you have cat paws!" Kisame howled rolling on the floor with laughter.
"It's not that funny." Diedara said through clenched teeth.
Everyone glared at me. I had managed to get the ropes undone.
"Erm...I bet when this is all over we'll look back on this and laugh." I said nervously. "Right?"
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I ran through the words screaming with the Akatsuki close behind!
"No oreos for you EVER!": I heard someone threaten me. I ran faster. Suddenly I was grabbed and lifted in the air.
I stared at the face of a young boy with glasses on. His silver hair was tied back in a low ponytail.
"Hello love."
"FRUIT PERSON!" I shouted. The akatsuki who were searching for me below looked up.
"Let her go Kabuto! Orochimaru has nothing to do with her." Itatchi shouted ears twitching.
"Oh but he does. You see he needs an heir...and since that brother of yours wont do, he decided he needs to produce one. And the rumor of her power and her coming in a mysterious way just added to his liking." with that I was poofed away yet again by some unknown freak.
Well here you go. I made it long so you forgive for not updating right? Pwease (bunny/puppy eyes) well REVIEW OKAY!