The Legend of Zelda
Link's Diary
(Based off Ocarina of Time)
Disclaimer: I don't own Legend of Zelda, Link, or any of the awesomeness. I wish I did. D:
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Part Two: Dodongo's Cavern
Day 3—
Okay so I got lost. I was SUPPOSED to go to Death Mountain. I couldn't find it.
No one TOLD me it was supposed to be SCARY looking. I thought it was like a little ant hill, y'know? And if you step on it, you kill the ants. They die. Death Mountain. (And hey, ants are scary.)
So that ORLY owl told me to go to the OTHER huge scary mountain. Or volcano. It won't hurt, he said. Nothing to be afraid of, he said. Then HOW COME THERE ARE TALKING ROCKS!?!?
They roll around and eat other rocks. CANNIBALS! Hopefully they just eat rocks. And, they ran me over like 40 times. Those jerks. But then they took me to their leader. His name is Dardunia. He was all grumpy; I got bored and started playing TMASESS (The-Most-Annoying-Song-Ever-Song-Song). He danced. He gave me a shiny bracelet. I love it so. He said that I could pick up bombs now. I know just the place to nuke. Kokori Forest. But now, I have to go into Dodongo's Cavern. To get those stupid rock mans back their rock food supply or whatever. They LIVE on a FREAKING ROCK. Why don't they JUST EAT THEIR HOUSES!?
It's like the goddesses are making me do this just so they can laugh at me. I better get something good out of this. So, I'm gonna go sleep on top of one of those wooden planks they have up high in their…house thing. 'Night.
Day 4-
Okay so I'm in Dodongo's Cavern. There's this really weird rainbow-ish lizard on the wall. You'd think they'd design this place better, since it's supposed to be sacred. Whatever. I hate those dudes, with the beams. And the lava. I hate this room, I hate this cavern, I hate those rocks, I hate this place, I hate Hyrule, I hate the goddesses, I hate everything..but most of all I HATE SARIA. And I'm ashamed that I actually remembered her name this time. I should go bang my head against the walls a couple times. That'll make me forget her.
So, there are these little dudes that look like triangles, but eat my legs. They're really weird. I hate them too.
There are also these lizard dudes with swords. They make funny noises. But I hate them too.
Day 5- So, I did all this crap, and I got the SHINY boss key. I named it Wallace. I love him too. I went into this room, it was all glowy inside, so I thought it was cool and I stayed in there. Then I saw a dragon. I guess he had a shiny, because
It was glowy
The dragon man started attacking me.
But I won, and got the shiny. I named it Cletus.
So I guess I have to go find another shiny. That's the whole point, right? I don't know. I just hope this ends soon.
Soo, how'd you like the second chapter? Should I continue? Have any suggestions for the next chapter? Please review: