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Disclaimer: Woe is I, Ranma ain't mine. I shall live in sorrow, until tomorrow.

Guide:

"Talking"

Thinking

'Written words, Panda-Genma's sign'

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My Dear Okaasan, My Dear Imoutochan

(My Dear Mother, My Dear Little Sister)

Chapter 5 (YAY!)

Highschool from HELL!

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Last time, on Ranma ½,

"I have great news! I made some calls, and Tori is now enrolled in school! You'll be starting tomorrow." He said, smiling as he brought out her school uniform, a green dress.

Silence. "Ow! What the heck was that for!"

Ranma said this as he fell to the floor, clutching where his gut was hit by Tori's punch. She stared, open-mouthed, at Genma.

"NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!"

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YoruTori glared at her reflection in the mirror. It was her 15th birthday, it was supposed to be great, and she had to go to school. On top of that, the uniform was absolutley horrid! It was a green dress. Tori HATED dresses.

"Hey! Are you almost done in there?" Came a voice from the door. Tori rolled her eyes. It was obviosuly Ranma. "Come on! We have to leave for school soon!" He said. She knew that she WAS taking a while, but it wan't her fault that she had to share a bathroom with Ranma and Genma. They were the freeloaders, she helped with housework. There was a difference. Then, she thought of an idea, and sprinted out of the bathroom, leaving a dizzy-eyed Ranma in her wake.

She now shared a room with Akane, and quickly slammed the door behind her. An evil smile crossed her face as she took some scissors out of a drawer.

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Ranma smiled to himself, carefully closing the bathroom door behind him. He looked around, as if someone might be hiding in the bathroom. He knelt down to the kitchen sink, and opened a drawer. Reaching into the deepest part, he smirked to himself and took out a small box. He opened it, to reveal a glimmering emerald necklace and matching bracelet. Today was May 19th,and YoruTori's birthday, making her birthstone emerald. He knew she wouldn't like earrings, they were too girly for her taste. He knew she'd like these better, or at least, he hoped. He had picked the jewelry up late last night, but he hadn't actually spent a lot of time with her. So, they hadn't been able to catch up.

"Ranma! There's a package for you!" Kasumi's voice called, barely audible in the bathroom. He took one last look at the birthday present, before snapping it shut and placing it in his pocket.

"Coming! Just a sec!" Ranma called, exiting the bathroom. He ran up to Kasumi and took the package, before sitting at the table and opening it. He took opened it to find-

"Hello Ranma!"

"Sasuke? What the heck are you doing here?" Ranma asked, confusion covering his features.

"I have brought a gift from Master Kuno. He has asked for your forgivness and acceptence. He sends his sincerist apologies." Then, with a bow, he brought out a box of roses, chocolates, jewelry and cologne.

"Why would I like any of this stuff?" Ranma asked, dumping the gifts in an ungrateful pile. "He'll have t do better then that to win MY approvel. At least defeat me in battle. Now, would you scram, I have to give my sister her birthday present." Sasuke's eyes widened at this information, and he quickly ran from the household to tell his master the news. Master Kuno will be happy to hear this...

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Ranma and Akane had just finished breakfast. "Hurry up, YoruTori!" Akane called, biting her lip. We're going to be late!

"Wait a minute! I just need to make this last adjustment... there!" Then, she proudly walked into the room. Ranma did a double-take, Akane's mouth dropped. Genma, who had been walking by, stopped in his tracks. There, infront of him, clad in blue-black pants and an electric blue chinese-style shirt.

"Wait, where's your uniform? I had to pay money for it!!!" Genma cried.

"Oh, I'm wearing it. See?" Tori asked, pointing to her arm, ponytail and wrist. "I used a strap to make a ribbon for my hair, the hemming for an armband, and the sleeve and collar for a wristband! Does it look alright?" She said sweetly, her face an image of innocence. Genma, meanwhile, was crying over his lost money.

"Come on, Daddy," Pleaded YoruTori, switching to the 'I am your little girl' tone. "The dress was uncomfortable. This is much better."

"Well then, come on! We're going to be late!" Akane said frustratedly, racing out the door. She was soon followed by YoruTori, and Ranma was behind them, but gaining ground.

They didn't stop until they reached the schoolyard. Then, Akane looked back at YoruTori. "Hey, YoruTori-"

"Just call me Tori."

"Right... Tori, where's your briefcase?" Akane asked, holding her own up to clarify.

"Oh... that silly old thing? I don't need it. I have this." Tori said, holding up a small pouch.

"How is that little thing gonna hold all your stuff?" Ranma asked, glaring at the pouch.

"Ani-chan, your so funny!" Tori said with a smile. Ranma didn't really like that, because he felt like she was making fun of him. "This is a magical pouch. I found it on my way here. You can put anything in this, but it won't get any bigger or heavier. See?" Then, she took Akane's briefcase, stretched the pouch open wide, and dropped it in. The pouch was no bigger. Then she reached in and, after searching for a little bit, took the breifcase out.

"What happens if you put a person in there?" Ranma asked, thinking of a way to get rid of some of his enemies.

"I don't know. Something about how not to, because we're allergic to the 5th demention and stuff like that." She said, a look of thought crossing her face. "Oh!" Tori exclaimed, her look brightening, "And there is a possibility of you getting lost forever, and the pouch exploding, creating a black hole that will slowly but surely suck up the world!" Then, she flashed Ranma one of her signiture cute, innocent smiles.

Yeah, cute when she wants to be. You'd never guess that she was the girl who beat me. Ranma thought. Then, jis color paled at the realization that he was not only beaten by a younger sibling, but a girl!

"Great... there goes my dignity, down the toilet." Ranma mumbled.

"What was that?" Akane asked.

Ranma replied with an "Oh... nothing!"

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"Class, we have a new student," The teacher said. Then with a nod in her direction, he said, "Introduce yourself."

She stood up proudly and said, "Hello, my name is Soutome YoruTori. But just call me Tori, onegai."

Then, the teacher apologized. "Gomen nasai, Miss Saotome, but your in the wrong class. We are expecting a Miss Higurashi today." Higurashi...? Where have a heard that name before? Thought Tori.

(A/N: Another cameo! She probably won't play much part, for now... I think if I do use her, she WILL be the daughter of Kagome and InuYasha, Kagome being the Preistess the healed YoruTori years ago. She has brown eyes that will progress to a rich amber, making her eyes both colors. She will have Kagome's looks, except for white tips on her hair and black tips on her white ears. Doggy ears! She will probably just be a friend of YoruTori's, who helps her learn her own attacks and abilities, while making her stronger.) (If you hadn't noticed, all of YoruTori's attacks are copied by Ranma or Ryoga. This is just because she hasn't had anyone show her how to make her own.) (Then, Miss Higurashi... I need to give her a first name... will move away, leaving a tear-stricken YoruTori. After all, YoruTori has Ranma's over-all attitude, but only because she wants to protect her family and feels weak because of what happened to Nodoka. She thinks that if she acts tough, and doesn't let anyone close, she will be tough. But she has a kind heart, and really only wants acceptence, though she doesn't realize it. The friends she does happen to meet she cares dearly for. Back to story!)

"Anyway, your homeroom is room 3C. down the hall, to the left. Your teacher is Mr. Naraku" (Don't critisize me about this, I couldn't find out the homeroom or teacher's name. so I will make them up. Plus, Naraku is the most menacing thing I can think of. It means some evil stuff when translated, or, it means THEATER BASEMENT!!!)

"Oh, alright. I am sorry." With that, she left, much to the displeasure of the boys in the room. She cautiously walked over to room 3C, only to find Ranma and Akane, sitting out with buckets. After taking a few steps back, she asked them, "What happened?"

"Well, because of RANMA, we were late!" Akane said, fury etched into the fabric of her voice. "Wait, why are you here?"

"Well, I was told that this was my homeroom." Tori replied, looking a bit embaressed.

"What?" Said Ranma. "But... but... your a 2 years younger then me!" Ranma exclaimed.

"One year, baka! I'm 15, as of today!" She retaliated. Then, she shyly said, "So what if I've skipped a grade... Okaa-san thought grades were more important then martial arts..." She said, wavaring at the end. Then, she briskly walked into the classroom. "Gomen nasai for being late. I went to the wrong class."

The teacher smiled, (although it creeped Tori out) "You must be our new student. My name is Naraku. Please introduce yourself."

YoruTori nodded. "Hai, Naraku-sensei. Konnichi wa, minna-san. Watashi Saotome YoruTori." (Translation: Yes, teacher Naraku. Good morning, everyone. My name is YoruTori Saotome.) Then, he told her to take the seat to the left of where Akane would be sitting. The class was fairly moderate, though she felt that Mr. Naraku disliked her. Actually, she thought he disliked every child in that class. But he seemed to have a special loathing fo Ranma. She only hoped that he wouldn't hate her for being related to Ranma, rather like her for showing him up. Not that she wanted too, but she REALLY didn't want to be on Naraku's bad side.

Lunch came, and YoruTori nervously sat down at an empty table. Almost immediantly, boys from here classes, and others she had never met came up to her and gave her their number. Apparently, word of the mysterious and busty red head showing up at school had spread. Of course, they had no idea that this girl was completly different then the other one they had met. A dark shadow then appeared over Tori's shoulder, and one boy did not have the sense to run. He was still talking to Tori.

The boy, (we shall call him Baka no Ecchi, as his actual name is of no importance.) was smiling at her, acting as if he had a six-pack bigger then the 7 seas. "So, baby, I was wondering: Did it hurt?"

YoruTori was about to haughtily reply that yes it did hurt when she fell from heaven, but not as much as when Baka's mother dropped him on his head, (Taken fron Sesshomaru's Dilemma by Sesshomaru's Dokkaso. Great story.) when a voice called from behind her.

"Who the heck do you think you are, talking to YoruTori like that?" Ranma said, standing up to his full height like a god of doom. The boy, living up to his name of baka, replied cooly.

"Listen Ranma, you already got Akane, so stop hooging all the other chicks."Baka said, having no sense of self-preservation, as he slipped an arm around YoruTori's waist.

He wasn't sure who hit him first: YoruTori or Ranma. All he knew was that he woke up in the Nurse's office with a broken nose and black eye. Ouch.

Mean while, Tori had retreated up a tree, book in hand. After Ranma went up after her and asked what she was reading, she explained that she was reading up on the history of martial arts. The rest of the day went alright... a few more broken noses... getting sent to the principal's office... running from the principal equipped with scissors... blowing up the science lab... faking a seizure... having a real seizure... yup, just another day! (If you would like to hear more about this, sending me a message or state it in you review... it would be a short 8-chapter story, one chapter for each period.)

Anyway, like I said, it was a pretty uneventful day. They walked hoome in silence, Tori because of a less-than-appropriate comment made by one of her peers, Ranma because he had not been allowed to dismember said peer, and Akane because she was fantasizing about Kuno. (Just kidding!)

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Meanwhile...

It was midmorning and Genma had been struck by an ingenious idea... He made a phone call, glad to know that it was all arranged. He was sure that nothing could go wrong, he would have money in his pocket and his daughter would be in good hands. Yes... a nice dowry it would be... Tori being his daughter, he had to make sure she was in good hands, so that meant he had to be careful of who he called. (Hah! Looks like Genma picks favorites! Of course... I'm not that surprised...) He had enentually decided to choose an old friend of Ranma's from middle school... Yes, he took out the phone book, and searched in the 'H' section... Hibiki...

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Akane walked slowly up the steps to the dojo. Well, she had been walking, until Mr. Saotome had rushed out of the house, taken both YoruTori's and Ranma's hands, and rushed them back inside. She quickly caught up with them, but was somewhat out of breath. "Ranma... What was... That about?" She panted, bent over with her hand on her knees.

"Why don't you ask my dear father!" YoruTori practically spat out, arms crossed. "I mean, considering he didn't even tell me that I was getting engaged with a complete stranger!!!" Then, she turned around and stormed to her room.

"Please, sweetie, I did it with you in mind!" Genma pleaded, following after her with a formal kimono. ("I think he's confusing her with his pocket again..." Muttered Ranma.) He didn't like the idea of his sister being engaged.

"Here, I better go help her..." Akane said, uncormfortable in all the silence. After many soothing words, and a black and blue Genma, the Tendo's and YoruTori sat down in their best attire. After some more bruises on Genma, Ranma was dressed too. Genma, after washing up, joined them. They waited, and waited, and... waited. but finally, there was a knock on the door...

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A little while earlier...

(A/N: I have no idea if Ryoga's parents are alive. It they are, please give me first names. If they aren't, then just pretend they were resurrected.)

Ryoga looked out of the limo, watching the houses pass by. He had no idea how his parents had found him so fast. They had mentioned something about a 'tracer chip implanted in your body', but he had tuned out of the conversation after that point. Now, he was dressed in his finest robes. He didn't like people to know he was loaded, but sometimes, you can't run from the inevitable.

They had picked him up in Osaka, which he had wound up in on the way to the cornerstore to pick up flowers for Akane. Then, he had taken a jet to Tokyo, at his parent's mansion, before being stuffed into this limo. He couldn't believe that they were marrying him off, to someone he was almost completly sure wasn't Akane! He was outraged, and knew he would have to find a way to break it off. Well, he didn't have any other choice then to go along with it, for now.

His chauffer, Hitomi, opened the door and he walked out. Ryoga walked up the steps and looked towards the hhouse of his future bride.

Ryoga's mouth dropped open, as Hitomi knocked on the door, No. Fucking. Way.

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Well, what do you know? Ryoga is a potty-mouth! Well you can't blame him, considering. anyway, here are a few notes to think about when posting your review:

1. Post what you want Ryoga and his bride's meeting to be like! (Oh, come on! You know who it is!)

2. Give any fun idea's for later chapters!

3. Vote for if you want Miss Higurashi to come in as a minor charecter!

4. Vote if you want a big AkxRyxYT fight!

5. Vote if you want to have a side-story about that day at school, it will be short and won't take much time.

6. Tell me what you think of these story ideas:

6.1. What happens when Kagome gets a letter from a place called Hogwarts? AND one for InuYasha, Miroku, Sango and even Sesshomaru! Could this be a trap from Naraku? But when all her friends (and Sesshomaru) find themselves flung into the well, and in Kagome's time, (as 12-year-olds!)(Age of first year) chaos ensues! But, could this new threat possibly be a reincarnation of Naraku? Or is the Dark Lord something completly different? (Pairings: KagxInu, MirxSan, ShipxRin (possibly) Kirara (as human)xSess (possibly) HarxGin or Kirara, RonxHermione)(Sesshomaru will be 2nd year, though I might not use him. Might cover all 7 books, or make a new plot line. I'm not sure.) (P.S. I have made explanations for the whole magic abilities thing.)

6.2. When Kagome wakes up as a Hanyou, and guards demanding the the 'Princess' be returned, explanations are scarce, and confusion floods the gang. (Needs more thought)

6.3. InuYasha and Miroku were harmlessly collecting firewood when a little pink-haired girl fell upon them. Oops... looks likt chibi-Usa went too far back in time! (Needs more...)

6.4. (Chrno Crusade) I didn't like the ending of the anime, too sad... Rosette and Chrno were finally free, in the Astral Line, when they are painfully wrentched apart. But God had taken pity on the two, and given them a new chance in 2007. They meet their close friends, and remember them too. All except... each other. But when Aion returns, they must band together again. (Needs a bit more...)(I am 98 sure that I will make this. I just want to know what you think...)

6.5. MOST DEVELOPED!!! In the final battle with Naraku, Kagome dies. Or does she? InuYasha sees here in his dreams, dragged down by chains, calling for him... but he can't find her. So, assuming her dead, the gang falls into depression, along with the Higurashi family. But, if Kagome is dead, why is Miroku being held at dagger-point, with Kagome being the wielder? (3 stories: Reincarnate, Revelation, Rebirth) InuxKag. That is all you need to know. I might tell you more, if you ask. It will be sad, but have a happy ending, and had an almost fully developed plotline.)(Oh, and I am 98 sure I will post this as well.)

ONE LAST THING!!!

Poll: What will be Yorutori's reaction?

A. "Yay!"

B. "I'm gonna kill him..."

C. "Oh, shit."

Sailor Psychotic

(I'm to lazy for the, Next Time: thing. Too sleepy. snores)